[BTS all lined up ready to be chosen]

Yoongi: none of you

Jin:: What! Why!!

Yoongi: jungkook practically LIVES in my studio, I literally have all I need in there

Jungkook: [yelling from yoongi’s studio] yooooooongi hyuuuuuunnggggg!!

Yoongi: well I was just-

Jungkook: okay cool listen to this!

Taehyung: but hyung it’s 10 AM what is he going to do at 10AM?

Jin: I SAID PRANK HIM [Busts down Yoongi’s door]

Yoongi: [is cuddling and giving jungkook little kisses all over whilst the younger giggles]

Jin: oh awwww

Taehyung: told you it wouldn’t be worth it

Yoongi: I’m giving you three seconds to run

Taehyung: aw now they’re playing a game, adorable

Yoongi: [looks straight at Taejin] one, two-

Taejin: FUCK RUN

Yoongi: girl?

Jungkook: well yeah I was gonna say that lyric but like I’m in love with you and “I need you dude” didn’t seem as catchy

Yoongi: well I mean “I need you boy” would’ve been cute and- wait you love me?

Jimin and Taehyung watching with popcorn: these two are just dorks

Yoongi: [groans] leave me alone

Jungkook: fine. Good morning Jiminie hyung!

Jimin: aw good morning ko-

Yoongi: [quickly grabs jungkook and hugs from behind] aww good morning baby, did you sleep well? [kisses his cheek]