#yoonkookwillwinalways

Namjoon: no of course not, it’s never a-

Jungkook: Yoongi hyung has.

Yoongi: What? No I haven’t, I-

Jungkook: I’m his biggest fan

Bts:

Interviewer:

Jungkook: whoops?

Namjoon: please cut this out

Hoseok: dive in and save you!

Namjoon: call for help of course!

Jungkook: question why the fuck are you in the water

Yoongi: [cuddles into jungkook who already has his arms open for the elder] I raised you so well baby

Hoseok: I can’t even with these two

Namjoon: me neither

Namjoon: Kook that’s not the right words

Yoongi: shh no leave him be, I prefer these ones

Namjoon: but hyung this is your song

Yoongi: And that’s my future husband, your point?

Yoongi: [tries to do the choreo] I can’t do it Kook

Jungkook: you can!

Yoongi: I can’t! I’m just not good at moving myself around

Jungkook: funny that, you were quite the mover last night

Yoongi: I WILL BEAT YOU

Jungkook: YOU LOVE ME HYUNG

Jungkook: [wearing yoongi’s leather jacket and bucket hat whilst sitting in yoongi’s studio and has Yoongi buying him banana milk at the supermarket] s-slowly?

Yoongi: girl?

Jungkook: well yeah I was gonna say that lyric but like I’m in love with you and “I need you dude” didn’t seem as catchy

Yoongi: well I mean “I need you boy” would’ve been cute and- wait you love me?

Jimin and Taehyung watching with popcorn: these two are just dorks

Jungkook: yes please

Yoongi: kitten?

Jungkook: omg lets get one!

Yoongi: Baby?

Jungkook: I don’t think we’re prepared for that hyung

Yoongi: JUNGKOOK

Jungkook: WHAT

Yoongi: I’ve been calling you pet names this whole time and you won’t respond to them normally

Jungkook: I know, I just wanted to tease you

Namjoon: of course not, we all love one another equally and-

Yoongi: shh Joon, jungkook wants to say something

Jungkook: aw thanks hyung, did you wanna say something too?

Yoongi: no no baby, you go ahead

Jungkook: aw you’re the best

BTS: [silence]

Namjoon: we all love one another equally TO AN EXTENT