#sugakookierise

Namjoon: Kook that’s not the right words

Yoongi: shh no leave him be, I prefer these ones

Namjoon: but hyung this is your song

Yoongi: And that’s my future husband, your point?

Jungkook: [wearing yoongi’s leather jacket and bucket hat whilst sitting in yoongi’s studio and has Yoongi buying him banana milk at the supermarket] s-slowly?

Yoongi: what do you mean ‘crushing on’ you are a small baby who needs protecting, no guy deserves you at all, I will protect you don’t worry jungkookie

Jimin: hyung

Yoongi: what

Jimin: I think he means you

Jungkook: [smiling shyly]

Yoongi: oH

[BTS all lined up ready to be chosen]

Yoongi: none of you

Jin:: What! Why!!

Yoongi: jungkook practically LIVES in my studio, I literally have all I need in there

Jungkook: [yelling from yoongi’s studio] yooooooongi hyuuuuuunnggggg!!

Yoongi: you never know what you’re going to get?

Jungkook: No, it’s sickly and you will feel ill as part of the aftermath

Yoongi: I really wonder why we’re dating sometimes

Yoongi: jungkook I have to tell you something

Jungkook: [mid overwatch game] mmhmm?

Yoongi: it’s been on my mind for a while now and...

Jungkook: [full on gamer mode] uh huh?

Yoongi: And I uh-

Jungkook: oh yeah sure [still playing the game]

Yoongi: [sulks] are you even listening?

Jungkook: damm ikr! [violent keyboard smashing]

Yoongi: jungkook I’m pregnant

Jungkook: oh totally! [still triple killing everyone]

Yoongi: I give up with you [goes to leave]

Jungkook: [pulls Yoongi into his lap and continues playing the game] I love you too Hyung [kisses his forehead]

Yoongi: [a blushing mess]

Yoongi: Sit the fuck down

Jungkook: [moves a single muscle]

Yoongi: talented, amazing, incredible, truly inspirational, beautiful, a pure genius

Jungkook: hyung?

Jungkook: hyung?

Jungkook: hyung?

Jungkook: HYUNNNG!!

Yoongi: GODAMMIT WHAT KOOK?

Jungkook: H-hi hehe

Yoongi: aw... shut the fuck up and cuddle me, go back to sleep