#yoonkookispainfullyobvious

[Jimin And Hoseok grab the salt]

Jimin: he clearly meant me hyung

Hoseok: I think you are confused shortie, I am definitely who he meant

Jungkook: [throws the salt container at yoongi] you are so godamm lazy

Yoongi: love you too bun

Jungkook: yes please

Yoongi: kitten?

Jungkook: omg lets get one!

Yoongi: Baby?

Jungkook: I don’t think we’re prepared for that hyung

Yoongi: JUNGKOOK

Jungkook: WHAT

Yoongi: I’ve been calling you pet names this whole time and you won’t respond to them normally

Jungkook: I know, I just wanted to tease you

Yoongi: Marry me

Jungkook: What hyung?

Yoongi: nothing

VS

Jungkook: [muscle bunny, flexes, 100% daddy behaviour]

Yoongi: fuck me

Jungkook: What hyung?

Yoongi: I stand by what I said

Jin: wow he is an idiot

Namjoon: agreed

Hoseok: agreed

Jimin: agreed

Taehyung: agreed

Jungkook: he is my idiot

Bts: What?

Jungkook: What? [dances like a dork too]

(P.s. did any of you see jungkook being a complete lovable dork on Twitter lip syncing to Jimin and Taehyung’s songs? I Stan an adorable bun case closed XD)

Jin: Namjoon

Jin: NAMJOON

Namjoon: FOR FUCK SAKE WHAT

Jin: do you think Yoongi and jungkook are dating?

Namjoon: [looks over at yoonkook who are cuddling and giggling together]

Namjoon: I ... I don’t know...

Taehyung and Hoseok: Yeah!

Yoongi: that’s boring

Jimin: Yoongi hyung truth or dare?

Yoongi: I’m not playing

Jimin: please hyung! Truth or dare?

[Jungkook walks in]

Yoongi: I pick dare I pick dare

Jimin: I dare you to kiss Hoseok

[Yoongi nods and kisses Jungkook]

Jimin: hyung that’s jungkook

Hoseok: why won’t they stop

Taehyung: guys I think we should leave

Hoseok: MY EYES MY EYES

Taehyung: just because you’re a muscle pig doesn’t mean you’re strong

Jungkook: I think it does

Taehyung: [brings in a confused looking yoongi]

Yoongi: Kook I kind need your help, my computer won’t stop glitching a-and-

Jungkook: [runs up to yoongi] hey shhh it’s okay, let’s go fix it together, okay?

Yoongi: [nods with a gummy smile]

Taehyung: [punches jungkook in the arm]

Jungkook: OW WHAT THE FUCK?

Taehyung: told you that you’re not strong, you’re a big softy

[laughs]

Jungkook: Yoongi baby, ill meet you there ok? I gotta deal with something [death glares Taehyung]

Taehyung: no kook! I’m sorry don’t!

Jungkook: [picks Taehyung up and dumps him on jimin]

Jungkook: fuck you hyung

Yoongi: Kook?

Jungkook: coming baby!

Yoongi: Sit the fuck down

Jungkook: [moves a single muscle]

Yoongi: talented, amazing, incredible, truly inspirational, beautiful, a pure genius