#yoonkookftw

Yoongi: go back to sleep Kook

Jungkook: [moans yoongi’s name really loud]

Jin: WILL YOU HORNY FUCKS BE QUIET ITS 5AM FOR FUCK SAKE!

Yoongi: are you happy now? You’ve pissed off Jin and made me hard

Jungkook: never been better

Namjoon: Kook that’s not the right words

Yoongi: shh no leave him be, I prefer these ones

Namjoon: but hyung this is your song

Yoongi: And that’s my future husband, your point?

Namjoon: of course not, we all love one another equally and-

Yoongi: shh Joon, jungkook wants to say something

Jungkook: aw thanks hyung, did you wanna say something too?

Yoongi: no no baby, you go ahead

Jungkook: aw you’re the best

BTS: [silence]

Namjoon: we all love one another equally TO AN EXTENT

Namjoon: Jungkook and Yoongi have been dating for nearly a year now?

Jin: that cheese is just- WAIT YOONGI AND JUNGKOOK ARE DATING?

Yoongi: well I was just-

Jungkook: okay cool listen to this!

Yoongi: you never know what you’re going to get?

Jungkook: No, it’s sickly and you will feel ill as part of the aftermath

Yoongi: I really wonder why we’re dating sometimes

Jungkook: tell me it

Yoongi: tooth hurty

Jungkook: what’s the best time to go to the dentist?

Yoongi: you complete me