#yonnkookissoft

Hoseok: dive in and save you!

Namjoon: call for help of course!

Jungkook: question why the fuck are you in the water

Yoongi: [cuddles into jungkook who already has his arms open for the elder] I raised you so well baby

Hoseok: I can’t even with these two

Namjoon: me neither

Jungkook: [flirty] I’m not actually, why do you ask?

Yoongi: Oh, I just thought it would’ve been good for you to see someone, y’know like a therapist.

Jungkook: kill it

Yoongi: okay proud that you’ve taken to me and my mannerisms but baby chill the fuck out

Yoongi: I agree

Jimin: he’s just so annoying and I want to just slap him but I know it’s wrong

Yoongi: yeah and I want to just kiss him and cuddle him and love him forever

Jimin: yeah exactly! And I ju- wait what?

Yoongi: What?

Teacher: sing the alphabet boys! I’ll start A!

Taehyung: B, C, D!

Jimin: E, F, G!

Jungkook: A to the G to the U to the STD!

Yoongi: [burst through the window] I’m d boy because I’m from D!

Jungkook: [exictedly clapping]

Yoongi: alright I’m taking you with me [takes jungkook]

BTS: Oh shit! Oh shit! It’s gotta be here somewhere right?

Jungkook: [skipping up to Yoongi with a smile] I took some pictures hyung! I hope you like them

BTS:

Yoongi: aw baby you’re so cute, let’s go look at them on my computer yeah?

Jin: I CAN NOT THRIVE IN THESE FUCKED UP CONDITIONS

Jungkook: yes please

Yoongi: kitten?

Jungkook: omg lets get one!

Yoongi: Baby?

Jungkook: I don’t think we’re prepared for that hyung

Yoongi: JUNGKOOK

Jungkook: WHAT

Yoongi: I’ve been calling you pet names this whole time and you won’t respond to them normally

Jungkook: I know, I just wanted to tease you

Jin and Namjoon: we are ready!

Hoseok: I am hyped manager hyung!

Taehyung and Jimin: we are prepared hyung!

Manager: where’s Yoongi and jungkook?

Jin and Namjoon: we are ready!

Manager: but Yoongi and jungkook-

Jin: THEYRE BUSY BUT WE ARE READY

Manager:

BTS:

[Yoongi and jungkook walk in]

Yoongi: we are ready?

Manager: Yoongi you have literally one button done on your shirt and jungkook is covered in hickeys on his neck. You are far from ready