Jungkook: [pulls Yoongi closer into him]

Yoongi: What are you doing?

Jungkook: protecting my valuable items

Jungkook: I’m scared

Yoongi: aww don’t be, c’mere

Jungkook: [cuddles into Yoongi]

Yoongi: now, why are you scared?

[Microwave beeps]

Jungkook: I AM GOING TO DIE

Yoongi: ITS A FUCKING MICROWAVE!!

©BabyYoonkook

Jungkook: [wearing yoongi’s leather jacket and bucket hat whilst sitting in yoongi’s studio and has Yoongi buying him banana milk at the supermarket] s-slowly?

Yoongi: girl?

Jungkook: well yeah I was gonna say that lyric but like I’m in love with you and “I need you dude” didn’t seem as catchy

Yoongi: well I mean “I need you boy” would’ve been cute and- wait you love me?

Jimin and Taehyung watching with popcorn: these two are just dorks

Namjoon: of course not, we all love one another equally and-

Yoongi: shh Joon, jungkook wants to say something

Jungkook: aw thanks hyung, did you wanna say something too?

Yoongi: no no baby, you go ahead

Jungkook: aw you’re the best

BTS: [silence]

Namjoon: we all love one another equally TO AN EXTENT

Yoongi: [internal thoughts] jungkook is a beautiful baby boy who I will love and protect for my whole entire life. A soft bunny who is amazing and I just can’t believe I’m in a group with such a lovable dork.

Hoseok: probably about how is going to kill us all one day

Jimin: true true

Taehyung: I don’t think it’s necessarily that chim

Jimin: look at them! How can they not be!

[Yoonkook cuddling and kissing in the corner of the living room]

Taehyung: ok but who drugged them then?

Yoongi: Marry me

Jungkook: What hyung?

Yoongi: nothing

VS

Jungkook: [muscle bunny, flexes, 100% daddy behaviour]

Yoongi: fuck me

Jungkook: What hyung?

Yoongi: I stand by what I said