sirius is the pettiest bitch in the world like, oh you laughed when a bludger hit james? well sirius charmed your broom handle to be super slippery so good luck next time you try to fly. did you say something about peter’s weight? eat slugs bitch. you tripped remus over? haha be careful next time you’re at the astronomy tower there might be a very angry sirius black hiding in the cupboard. said the wrong thing about regulus? ok have fun in the bathroom after the box of laxatives sirius put in your pumpkin juice.

i thought i was a multishipper turns out james potter is just a slut who can be shipped with anybody

I don’t gaf who you ship Sirius with as long as they are literally willing to get on their knees and beg for his attention. That’s all. He should always be worshiped by his partners because he’s literally the best and they all know it. Fuck you. Actually you know what he doesn’t have to pick all of your ships are real they’re just his harem

The marauders doing thst came where you hold a card with your mouth and you pass it moith to mouth except they all just kiss

marauders but they all have unrequited feelings for each other.... peter staring at remus staring at sirius staring at james staring at lily

I need a poly marauders fic narrated by Peter and it's all fluff and smut. No angst. Give my boy 3 amazing boyfriends who worship him. That's it. That's the fic. It needs to be tons of chapters long. Can be a compilation of a billion one shots, I don't care. But I want content. Someone, please!