#jilypad

A.k.a. James/Lily/Sirius, Regulus/Barty, Pandora/Barty, Pandora/Regulus/Barty, Remus/Severus/Regulus, Regulus/Lily, Pandora/Lily, lesbian girl!Regulus/Pandora/Lily, Lily/Barty, Regulus/Barty/Lily, James/Regulus, Remus/Regulus

In my dream world they’re one big polycule. NO they’re not just friends, I need them to want each other carnally.

Personally, I think deadflower (stars (regulus) are dying, killers (Barty) make things dead, lily is a flower = deadflower), stargazerlily (since Panda is a seer she gazes) are top tier and they should all date each other. Remus is their side piece though.

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Oh god… ummm…

Okay, okay this one took a little thinking and I considered different angles but I think I'll leave the first-time fic out of this xD

James is happily married to the woman of his dreams, in a lovely house, in a lovely town with lovely people and they have lovely, charming children. They are both hot, healthy, with good careers and an active social life.

In short, their live is perfect. But they aren't content.

It isn't like their love life has died out, they go on regular dates and have hot, passionate, imaginative sex at least once a week... sometimes more. Usually more. Still, no amount of talk, tools, and toys quite satisfies them anymore. While they considered going to a club or a key party (they've been invited to plenty) that doesn't feel right. They don't want to add just anyone.

They already have almost everything they could dream of. Their best friend--their hot, single best friend--might just be the cherry on top.