Remus and Peter humming in agreement

Lily: What!?

Remus: Look obviously we’re not saying we’re like in love with him, just like a little bit

Peter: Like we wouldn’t go for him, but we wouldn’t say no either

Remus: Exactly!

Marlene: I’m not even 0.1% in love with James

Sirius: Obviously you don’t count, you’re a lesbian

Mary: I’m not a lesbian and I’m not into James at all

Awkward silence of realization

Mary: I think you boys should reflect on that for a bit, especially you Sirius

Sirius: Why especially me!?

James, walking in: Hey, what are we talking about

Lily: How all your friends are apparently in love with you

James: Well of course everyone is a little bit in love with me

for example-

umm-

i don't ship--

i-i don't-

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sirius: (wannabe) punk in the leather jacket in summer who sets people on fire if they confess their sins (love) to him.

remus: nerd in a woolly cardigan in the corner who looks like he’s been dragged through the forest by fairies.