May 21, 2023
sheesh...I should never open jokes from my friend while drinking coffee. This one was particularly juicy ;P
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sheesh...I should never open jokes from my friend while drinking coffee. This one was particularly juicy ;P
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Hey everyone, the first installment of @opera-simplified will likely drop on the 15th or 16th! In the meantime, please enjoy this little witticism from my drafts of it:
A Monk: CHARLES THOUGHT HE WAS SO COOL AND THAT HE COULD RULE EVERYTHING BUT IN HIS PRIDE HE FORGOT ABOUT GOD AND WAS THUS STRUCK DOWN SO LET THAT BE A LESSON TO Y’ALL
God, presumably from somewhere: ooooooooooooor it could mean that he was human and he died like every human does. just a thought.
A Monk: WHAT WAS THAT ALSO GOD HAVE MERCY ON HIM
stay tuned!
Nobody minds coarseness, but one must draw the line at cruelty.
Lord Peter Wimsey, Dorothy L. Sayers, “Lord Peter Views the Body”
"I can't say I had any great fancy for figuring as part of Loder's domestic furniture. I've always hate things made in the shape of things--volumes of Dickens that turn out to be a biscuit-tin, and dodges like that; and, though I take no overwhelming interest in my own funeral, I should like it to be in good taste."
Lord Peter Wimsey, Dorothy L. Sayers, “Lord Peter Views the Body”
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"A lie is half-way round the world before truth has got its boots on."
-- Fittingly, the original source is unknown, but most often this is misattributed to Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde, and Winston Churchill
The golden rule of chess also applies to politics: It's all about the king, not the officers.
JS
Political success is to forge a popular demand that your opponent then has to subscribe to - JS