keep your heart open.

maybe i just need 8000 years of rest and no stress....

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

He did her right

One of the hottest controversy of the month

I’ve seen this post a bunch and never once did I consider a scenario where it wasn’t about a woman.

HE *DID* DO HER RIGHT!

kicks rock where's MY socialist muslim elected offical

love the global audience chiming in we're in this together

A bridge over troubled highways.

(coughing violently) they laced the damn story . with character

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

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