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I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game

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Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible
Pronouns
An accent
Bias
Im going to shoot you people with a fucking gun
Everyone has an accent it came free with your language 🙄
Congrats to every reply like this for failing to understand the fundamental definition of an accent. Of course you think you sound normal! It's the way you speak!
Gonna sign language at you in a very southern accent
Sign languages also comes with accents, you can easily watch people sign and tell the difference
You get different sign language accents, you get regional accents, and you even get "second language speaker accent"
having a breakdown about something that cannot possibly have happened to me
drunk as fuck in one of these telling the fast food drive thru guy that my name is “Brock Hampton”

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something something that mark twain quote about reading obituaries something something
we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh
My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”
I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.
This is definitely my favorite email i’ve recieved from a professor, with the subject line “back at it”.
one of my all-time favorite emails
hello everyone let’s watch the new dnob simon boccanegra, aka “yours truly basically apparently predicted this six whole years ago”
reactions to follow in some form or other
MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW!!!
here are some photos i took of the same phenomenon
rewards: gold, power, honor, and you not yanking on my fucking hair
why are simon and paolo low key cute together
FOUUUUUUUUUUL for this line to be about the Maria Death Reveal
that was really really sad and really really well done. bravo georg zeppenfeld, bravi to this chorus and creative team
the narrative: there’s not going to be a marriage to jacopo fiesco’s daughter maria, you stupid slut. there’s not even going to be a maria
SO ABOUT THAT,
boccanegra: *enters house, in direct view of corpse*
boccanegra: *ignores corpse for the longest possible time*
boccanegra when he cannot find other nooks to examine:
yay for the will of the people!!!
but this scene is really funny because the people are just the equivalent of these emojis:
😃🥳
while simon boccanegra, the guy they voted for, is having the breakdown to end all breakdowns:
the act 1 prelude is the prettiest prelude in the verdi canon argue with the wall
federica lombardi is a beautiful, beautiful woman and she is wearing a beautiful, beautiful dress and singing a beautiful, beautiful aria and doing it beautifully beautifully
THE GIRLS ARE SO INVESTED IN THEIR TEACHER’S ROMANCE AND IT’S SO FUCKING CUTE
“okay you actually need to go do your work now while my boyfriend and i talk politics”
here we go… (and again: she’s just stunning in every way)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRYING AND SCREAMING AND ANGUISH
TOTALLY CHILL AND NORMAL RESPONSE, PAOLO
would more politicians be like this
FIESCO. DUDE.
AMELIA :( :( :(
edit:
PLEBE! PATRIZI! POPOLO!
and in that moment, amelia realized she had nothing to fear with this guy as her dad
dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN DUN
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this image is so fucking funny to me for some reason
NOT HER (presumably) CLEANING UP THE SCHOOLROOM THAT GOT WRECKED IN THE ABDUCTION
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PAOLO YOU BASTARD
having a GENUINELY GOOD gabriele makes a world of difference, let’s be so real
TELL! HIM! OFF! AMELIA!
“you see his name there?”
*rips up papers* “NOT ANYMORE!”
WELL FUCK
“did you know that 95% of all (opera) problems could be solved by COMMUNICATION”
“really?”
*rainbow appears* “the more you knoooooooow”
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd there it is
LITERAL FACEPALM FROM GABRIELE ADORNO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
okay we’re on the right track
everything about this is delish
cute lil family!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO AMELIA YOU DON’T KNOW
(also will have to retract my earlier comment about him only drinking once but hey, understandable)
go fuck off and die already
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE’S NOT MARRYING YOU
SO ABOUT THAT, (again)
just let him have the open air and the sea and all things good 😭
also: THE GIRLS CONTINUING TO BE THEIR TEACHER’S BIGGEST FAN:
dressed just like their role model 🥲
AND THERE IT IS
THIS DUET
they’re so happy and in love and they DON’T KNOW…
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
and then of course five seconds later:
they all learned just too late…
NOT OKAY
hello everyone. i am not okay.
hello everyone let’s watch the new dnob simon boccanegra, aka “yours truly basically apparently predicted this six whole years ago”
reactions to follow in some form or other
MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW!!!
here are some photos i took of the same phenomenon
rewards: gold, power, honor, and you not yanking on my fucking hair
why are simon and paolo low key cute together
FOUUUUUUUUUUL for this line to be about the Maria Death Reveal
that was really really sad and really really well done. bravo georg zeppenfeld, bravi to this chorus and creative team
the narrative: there’s not going to be a marriage to jacopo fiesco’s daughter maria, you stupid slut. there’s not even going to be a maria
SO ABOUT THAT,
boccanegra: *enters house, in direct view of corpse*
boccanegra: *ignores corpse for the longest possible time*
boccanegra when he cannot find other nooks to examine:
yay for the will of the people!!!
but this scene is really funny because the people are just the equivalent of these emojis:
😃🥳
while simon boccanegra, the guy they voted for, is having the breakdown to end all breakdowns:
the act 1 prelude is the prettiest prelude in the verdi canon argue with the wall
federica lombardi is a beautiful, beautiful woman and she is wearing a beautiful, beautiful dress and singing a beautiful, beautiful aria and doing it beautifully beautifully
THE GIRLS ARE SO INVESTED IN THEIR TEACHER’S ROMANCE AND IT’S SO FUCKING CUTE
“okay you actually need to go do your work now while my boyfriend and i talk politics”
here we go… (and again: she’s just stunning in every way)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRYING AND SCREAMING AND ANGUISH
TOTALLY CHILL AND NORMAL RESPONSE, PAOLO
would more politicians be like this
FIESCO. DUDE.
AMELIA :( :( :(
edit:
PLEBE! PATRIZI! POPOLO!
and in that moment, amelia realized she had nothing to fear with this guy as her dad
dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN DUN
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this image is so fucking funny to me for some reason
NOT HER (presumably) CLEANING UP THE SCHOOLROOM THAT GOT WRECKED IN THE ABDUCTION
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PAOLO YOU BASTARD
having a GENUINELY GOOD gabriele makes a world of difference, let’s be so real
TELL! HIM! OFF! AMELIA!
“you see his name there?”
*rips up papers* “NOT ANYMORE!”
WELL FUCK
“did you know that 95% of all (opera) problems could be solved by COMMUNICATION”
“really?”
*rainbow appears* “the more you knoooooooow”
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd there it is
LITERAL FACEPALM FROM GABRIELE ADORNO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
okay we’re on the right track
everything about this is delish
cute lil family!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO AMELIA YOU DON’T KNOW
(also will have to retract my earlier comment about him only drinking once but hey, understandable)
go fuck off and die already
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE’S NOT MARRYING YOU
SO ABOUT THAT, (again)
just let him have the open air and the sea and all things good 😭
also: THE GIRLS CONTINUING TO BE THEIR TEACHER’S BIGGEST FAN:
dressed just like their role model 🥲
AND THERE IT IS
THIS DUET
they’re so happy and in love and they DON’T KNOW…
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
and then of course five seconds later:
they all learned just too late…
NOT OKAY
hello everyone let’s watch the new dnob simon boccanegra, aka “yours truly basically apparently predicted this six whole years ago”
reactions to follow in some form or other
MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW!!!
here are some photos i took of the same phenomenon
rewards: gold, power, honor, and you not yanking on my fucking hair
why are simon and paolo low key cute together
FOUUUUUUUUUUL for this line to be about the Maria Death Reveal
that was really really sad and really really well done. bravo georg zeppenfeld, bravi to this chorus and creative team
the narrative: there’s not going to be a marriage to jacopo fiesco’s daughter maria, you stupid slut. there’s not even going to be a maria
SO ABOUT THAT,
boccanegra: *enters house, in direct view of corpse*
boccanegra: *ignores corpse for the longest possible time*
boccanegra when he cannot find other nooks to examine:
yay for the will of the people!!!
but this scene is really funny because the people are just the equivalent of these emojis:
😃🥳
while simon boccanegra, the guy they voted for, is having the breakdown to end all breakdowns:
the act 1 prelude is the prettiest prelude in the verdi canon argue with the wall
federica lombardi is a beautiful, beautiful woman and she is wearing a beautiful, beautiful dress and singing a beautiful, beautiful aria and doing it beautifully beautifully
THE GIRLS ARE SO INVESTED IN THEIR TEACHER’S ROMANCE AND IT’S SO FUCKING CUTE
“okay you actually need to go do your work now while my boyfriend and i talk politics”
here we go… (and again: she’s just stunning in every way)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRYING AND SCREAMING AND ANGUISH
TOTALLY CHILL AND NORMAL RESPONSE, PAOLO
would more politicians be like this
FIESCO. DUDE.
AMELIA :( :( :(
edit:
PLEBE! PATRIZI! POPOLO!
and in that moment, amelia realized she had nothing to fear with this guy as her dad
dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN DUN
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this image is so fucking funny to me for some reason
NOT HER (presumably) CLEANING UP THE SCHOOLROOM THAT GOT WRECKED IN THE ABDUCTION
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PAOLO YOU BASTARD
having a GENUINELY GOOD gabriele makes a world of difference, let’s be so real
TELL! HIM! OFF! AMELIA!
“you see his name there?”
*rips up papers* “NOT ANYMORE!”
WELL FUCK
“did you know that 95% of all (opera) problems could be solved by COMMUNICATION”
“really?”
*rainbow appears* “the more you knoooooooow”
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd there it is
LITERAL FACEPALM FROM GABRIELE ADORNO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
okay we’re on the right track
everything about this is delish
cute lil family!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO AMELIA YOU DON’T KNOW
(also will have to retract my earlier comment about him only drinking once but hey, understandable)
go fuck off and die already
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE’S NOT MARRYING YOU
SO ABOUT THAT, (again)
just let him have the open air and the sea and all things good 😭
also: THE GIRLS CONTINUING TO BE THEIR TEACHER’S BIGGEST FAN:
dressed just like their role model 🥲
AND THERE IT IS
THIS DUET
they’re so happy and in love and they DON’T KNOW…
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
and then of course five seconds later:

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hello everyone let’s watch the new dnob simon boccanegra, aka “yours truly basically apparently predicted this six whole years ago”
reactions to follow in some form or other
MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW!!!
here are some photos i took of the same phenomenon
rewards: gold, power, honor, and you not yanking on my fucking hair
why are simon and paolo low key cute together
FOUUUUUUUUUUL for this line to be about the Maria Death Reveal
that was really really sad and really really well done. bravo georg zeppenfeld, bravi to this chorus and creative team
the narrative: there’s not going to be a marriage to jacopo fiesco’s daughter maria, you stupid slut. there’s not even going to be a maria
SO ABOUT THAT,
boccanegra: *enters house, in direct view of corpse*
boccanegra: *ignores corpse for the longest possible time*
boccanegra when he cannot find other nooks to examine:
yay for the will of the people!!!
but this scene is really funny because the people are just the equivalent of these emojis:
😃🥳
while simon boccanegra, the guy they voted for, is having the breakdown to end all breakdowns:
the act 1 prelude is the prettiest prelude in the verdi canon argue with the wall
federica lombardi is a beautiful, beautiful woman and she is wearing a beautiful, beautiful dress and singing a beautiful, beautiful aria and doing it beautifully beautifully
THE GIRLS ARE SO INVESTED IN THEIR TEACHER’S ROMANCE AND IT’S SO FUCKING CUTE
“okay you actually need to go do your work now while my boyfriend and i talk politics”
here we go… (and again: she’s just stunning in every way)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRYING AND SCREAMING AND ANGUISH
TOTALLY CHILL AND NORMAL RESPONSE, PAOLO
would more politicians be like this
FIESCO. DUDE.
AMELIA :( :( :(
edit:
PLEBE! PATRIZI! POPOLO!
and in that moment, amelia realized she had nothing to fear with this guy as her dad
dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN DUN
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this image is so fucking funny to me for some reason
NOT HER (presumably) CLEANING UP THE SCHOOLROOM THAT GOT WRECKED IN THE ABDUCTION
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PAOLO YOU BASTARD
having a GENUINELY GOOD gabriele makes a world of difference, let’s be so real
TELL! HIM! OFF! AMELIA!
“you see his name there?”
*rips up papers* “NOT ANYMORE!”
WELL FUCK
“did you know that 95% of all (opera) problems could be solved by COMMUNICATION”
“really?”
*rainbow appears* “the more you knoooooooow”
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd there it is
LITERAL FACEPALM FROM GABRIELE ADORNO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
okay we’re on the right track
everything about this is delish
cute lil family!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO AMELIA YOU DON’T KNOW
(also will have to retract my earlier comment about him only drinking once but hey, understandable)
go fuck off and die already
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE’S NOT MARRYING YOU
SO ABOUT THAT, (again)
just let him have the open air and the sea and all things good 😭
also: THE GIRLS CONTINUING TO BE THEIR TEACHER’S BIGGEST FAN:
dressed just like their role model 🥲
AND THERE IT IS
THIS DUET
hello everyone let’s watch the new dnob simon boccanegra, aka “yours truly basically apparently predicted this six whole years ago”
reactions to follow in some form or other
MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW!!!
here are some photos i took of the same phenomenon
rewards: gold, power, honor, and you not yanking on my fucking hair
why are simon and paolo low key cute together
FOUUUUUUUUUUL for this line to be about the Maria Death Reveal
that was really really sad and really really well done. bravo georg zeppenfeld, bravi to this chorus and creative team
the narrative: there’s not going to be a marriage to jacopo fiesco’s daughter maria, you stupid slut. there’s not even going to be a maria
SO ABOUT THAT,
boccanegra: *enters house, in direct view of corpse*
boccanegra: *ignores corpse for the longest possible time*
boccanegra when he cannot find other nooks to examine:
yay for the will of the people!!!
but this scene is really funny because the people are just the equivalent of these emojis:
😃🥳
while simon boccanegra, the guy they voted for, is having the breakdown to end all breakdowns:
the act 1 prelude is the prettiest prelude in the verdi canon argue with the wall
federica lombardi is a beautiful, beautiful woman and she is wearing a beautiful, beautiful dress and singing a beautiful, beautiful aria and doing it beautifully beautifully
THE GIRLS ARE SO INVESTED IN THEIR TEACHER’S ROMANCE AND IT’S SO FUCKING CUTE
“okay you actually need to go do your work now while my boyfriend and i talk politics”
here we go… (and again: she’s just stunning in every way)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRYING AND SCREAMING AND ANGUISH
TOTALLY CHILL AND NORMAL RESPONSE, PAOLO
would more politicians be like this
FIESCO. DUDE.
AMELIA :( :( :(
edit:
PLEBE! PATRIZI! POPOLO!
and in that moment, amelia realized she had nothing to fear with this guy as her dad
dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN DUN
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this image is so fucking funny to me for some reason
NOT HER (presumably) CLEANING UP THE SCHOOLROOM THAT GOT WRECKED IN THE ABDUCTION
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PAOLO YOU BASTARD
having a GENUINELY GOOD gabriele makes a world of difference, let’s be so real
TELL! HIM! OFF! AMELIA!
“you see his name there?”
*rips up papers* “NOT ANYMORE!”
WELL FUCK
“did you know that 95% of all (opera) problems could be solved by COMMUNICATION”
“really?”
*rainbow appears* “the more you knoooooooow”
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd there it is
LITERAL FACEPALM FROM GABRIELE ADORNO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
okay we’re on the right track
everything about this is delish
cute lil family!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO AMELIA YOU DON’T KNOW
(also will have to retract my earlier comment about him only drinking once but hey, understandable)
go fuck off and die already
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE’S NOT MARRYING YOU
SO ABOUT THAT, (again)
just let him have the open air and the sea and all things good 😭
also: THE GIRLS CONTINUING TO BE THEIR TEACHER’S BIGGEST FAN:
dressed just like their role model 🥲
AND THERE IT IS
hello everyone let’s watch the new dnob simon boccanegra, aka “yours truly basically apparently predicted this six whole years ago”
reactions to follow in some form or other
MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW!!!
here are some photos i took of the same phenomenon
rewards: gold, power, honor, and you not yanking on my fucking hair
why are simon and paolo low key cute together
FOUUUUUUUUUUL for this line to be about the Maria Death Reveal
that was really really sad and really really well done. bravo georg zeppenfeld, bravi to this chorus and creative team
the narrative: there’s not going to be a marriage to jacopo fiesco’s daughter maria, you stupid slut. there’s not even going to be a maria
SO ABOUT THAT,
boccanegra: *enters house, in direct view of corpse*
boccanegra: *ignores corpse for the longest possible time*
boccanegra when he cannot find other nooks to examine:
yay for the will of the people!!!
but this scene is really funny because the people are just the equivalent of these emojis:
😃🥳
while simon boccanegra, the guy they voted for, is having the breakdown to end all breakdowns:
the act 1 prelude is the prettiest prelude in the verdi canon argue with the wall
federica lombardi is a beautiful, beautiful woman and she is wearing a beautiful, beautiful dress and singing a beautiful, beautiful aria and doing it beautifully beautifully
THE GIRLS ARE SO INVESTED IN THEIR TEACHER’S ROMANCE AND IT’S SO FUCKING CUTE
“okay you actually need to go do your work now while my boyfriend and i talk politics”
here we go… (and again: she’s just stunning in every way)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRYING AND SCREAMING AND ANGUISH
TOTALLY CHILL AND NORMAL RESPONSE, PAOLO
would more politicians be like this
FIESCO. DUDE.
AMELIA :( :( :(
edit:
PLEBE! PATRIZI! POPOLO!
and in that moment, amelia realized she had nothing to fear with this guy as her dad
dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN DUN
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this image is so fucking funny to me for some reason
NOT HER (presumably) CLEANING UP THE SCHOOLROOM THAT GOT WRECKED IN THE ABDUCTION
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PAOLO YOU BASTARD
having a GENUINELY GOOD gabriele makes a world of difference, let’s be so real
TELL! HIM! OFF! AMELIA!
“you see his name there?”
*rips up papers* “NOT ANYMORE!”
WELL FUCK
“did you know that 95% of all (opera) problems could be solved by COMMUNICATION”
“really?”
*rainbow appears* “the more you knoooooooow”
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd there it is
LITERAL FACEPALM FROM GABRIELE ADORNO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
okay we’re on the right track
everything about this is delish
cute lil family!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO AMELIA YOU DON’T KNOW
(also will have to retract my earlier comment about him only drinking once but hey, understandable)
go fuck off and die already
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE’S NOT MARRYING YOU
SO ABOUT THAT, (again)
just let him have the open air and the sea and all things good 😭
also: THE GIRLS CONTINUING TO BE THEIR TEACHER’S BIGGEST FAN:
dressed just like their role model 🥲
hello everyone let’s watch the new dnob simon boccanegra, aka “yours truly basically apparently predicted this six whole years ago”
reactions to follow in some form or other
MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW!!!
here are some photos i took of the same phenomenon
rewards: gold, power, honor, and you not yanking on my fucking hair
why are simon and paolo low key cute together
FOUUUUUUUUUUL for this line to be about the Maria Death Reveal
that was really really sad and really really well done. bravo georg zeppenfeld, bravi to this chorus and creative team
the narrative: there’s not going to be a marriage to jacopo fiesco’s daughter maria, you stupid slut. there’s not even going to be a maria
SO ABOUT THAT,
boccanegra: *enters house, in direct view of corpse*
boccanegra: *ignores corpse for the longest possible time*
boccanegra when he cannot find other nooks to examine:
yay for the will of the people!!!
but this scene is really funny because the people are just the equivalent of these emojis:
😃🥳
while simon boccanegra, the guy they voted for, is having the breakdown to end all breakdowns:
the act 1 prelude is the prettiest prelude in the verdi canon argue with the wall
federica lombardi is a beautiful, beautiful woman and she is wearing a beautiful, beautiful dress and singing a beautiful, beautiful aria and doing it beautifully beautifully
THE GIRLS ARE SO INVESTED IN THEIR TEACHER’S ROMANCE AND IT’S SO FUCKING CUTE
“okay you actually need to go do your work now while my boyfriend and i talk politics”
here we go… (and again: she’s just stunning in every way)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRYING AND SCREAMING AND ANGUISH
TOTALLY CHILL AND NORMAL RESPONSE, PAOLO
would more politicians be like this
FIESCO. DUDE.
AMELIA :( :( :(
edit:
PLEBE! PATRIZI! POPOLO!
and in that moment, amelia realized she had nothing to fear with this guy as her dad
dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN DUN
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this image is so fucking funny to me for some reason
NOT HER (presumably) CLEANING UP THE SCHOOLROOM THAT GOT WRECKED IN THE ABDUCTION
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PAOLO YOU BASTARD
having a GENUINELY GOOD gabriele makes a world of difference, let’s be so real
TELL! HIM! OFF! AMELIA!
“you see his name there?”
*rips up papers* “NOT ANYMORE!”
WELL FUCK
“did you know that 95% of all (opera) problems could be solved by COMMUNICATION”
“really?”
*rainbow appears* “the more you knoooooooow”
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd there it is
LITERAL FACEPALM FROM GABRIELE ADORNO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
okay we’re on the right track
everything about this is delish
cute lil family!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO AMELIA YOU DON’T KNOW
(also will have to retract my earlier comment about him only drinking once but hey, understandable)
go fuck off and die already
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE’S NOT MARRYING YOU
SO ABOUT THAT, (again)
hello everyone let’s watch the new dnob simon boccanegra, aka “yours truly basically apparently predicted this six whole years ago”
reactions to follow in some form or other
MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW!!!
here are some photos i took of the same phenomenon
rewards: gold, power, honor, and you not yanking on my fucking hair
why are simon and paolo low key cute together
FOUUUUUUUUUUL for this line to be about the Maria Death Reveal
that was really really sad and really really well done. bravo georg zeppenfeld, bravi to this chorus and creative team
the narrative: there’s not going to be a marriage to jacopo fiesco’s daughter maria, you stupid slut. there’s not even going to be a maria
SO ABOUT THAT,
boccanegra: *enters house, in direct view of corpse*
boccanegra: *ignores corpse for the longest possible time*
boccanegra when he cannot find other nooks to examine:
yay for the will of the people!!!
but this scene is really funny because the people are just the equivalent of these emojis:
😃🥳
while simon boccanegra, the guy they voted for, is having the breakdown to end all breakdowns:
the act 1 prelude is the prettiest prelude in the verdi canon argue with the wall
federica lombardi is a beautiful, beautiful woman and she is wearing a beautiful, beautiful dress and singing a beautiful, beautiful aria and doing it beautifully beautifully
THE GIRLS ARE SO INVESTED IN THEIR TEACHER’S ROMANCE AND IT’S SO FUCKING CUTE
“okay you actually need to go do your work now while my boyfriend and i talk politics”
here we go… (and again: she’s just stunning in every way)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRYING AND SCREAMING AND ANGUISH
TOTALLY CHILL AND NORMAL RESPONSE, PAOLO
would more politicians be like this
FIESCO. DUDE.
AMELIA :( :( :(
edit:
PLEBE! PATRIZI! POPOLO!
and in that moment, amelia realized she had nothing to fear with this guy as her dad
dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN DUN
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this image is so fucking funny to me for some reason
NOT HER (presumably) CLEANING UP THE SCHOOLROOM THAT GOT WRECKED IN THE ABDUCTION
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PAOLO YOU BASTARD
having a GENUINELY GOOD gabriele makes a world of difference, let’s be so real
TELL! HIM! OFF! AMELIA!
“you see his name there?”
*rips up papers* “NOT ANYMORE!”
WELL FUCK
“did you know that 95% of all (opera) problems could be solved by COMMUNICATION”
“really?”
*rainbow appears* “the more you knoooooooow”
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd there it is
LITERAL FACEPALM FROM GABRIELE ADORNO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
okay we’re on the right track
everything about this is delish
cute lil family!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO AMELIA YOU DON’T KNOW
(also will have to retract my earlier comment about him only drinking once but hey, understandable)
go fuck off and die already
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE’S NOT MARRYING YOU

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hello everyone let’s watch the new dnob simon boccanegra, aka “yours truly basically apparently predicted this six whole years ago”
reactions to follow in some form or other
MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW!!!
here are some photos i took of the same phenomenon
rewards: gold, power, honor, and you not yanking on my fucking hair
why are simon and paolo low key cute together
FOUUUUUUUUUUL for this line to be about the Maria Death Reveal
that was really really sad and really really well done. bravo georg zeppenfeld, bravi to this chorus and creative team
the narrative: there’s not going to be a marriage to jacopo fiesco’s daughter maria, you stupid slut. there’s not even going to be a maria
SO ABOUT THAT,
boccanegra: *enters house, in direct view of corpse*
boccanegra: *ignores corpse for the longest possible time*
boccanegra when he cannot find other nooks to examine:
yay for the will of the people!!!
but this scene is really funny because the people are just the equivalent of these emojis:
😃🥳
while simon boccanegra, the guy they voted for, is having the breakdown to end all breakdowns:
the act 1 prelude is the prettiest prelude in the verdi canon argue with the wall
federica lombardi is a beautiful, beautiful woman and she is wearing a beautiful, beautiful dress and singing a beautiful, beautiful aria and doing it beautifully beautifully
THE GIRLS ARE SO INVESTED IN THEIR TEACHER’S ROMANCE AND IT’S SO FUCKING CUTE
“okay you actually need to go do your work now while my boyfriend and i talk politics”
here we go… (and again: she’s just stunning in every way)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRYING AND SCREAMING AND ANGUISH
TOTALLY CHILL AND NORMAL RESPONSE, PAOLO
would more politicians be like this
FIESCO. DUDE.
AMELIA :( :( :(
edit:
PLEBE! PATRIZI! POPOLO!
and in that moment, amelia realized she had nothing to fear with this guy as her dad
dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN DUN
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this image is so fucking funny to me for some reason
NOT HER (presumably) CLEANING UP THE SCHOOLROOM THAT GOT WRECKED IN THE ABDUCTION
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PAOLO YOU BASTARD
having a GENUINELY GOOD gabriele makes a world of difference, let’s be so real
TELL! HIM! OFF! AMELIA!
“you see his name there?”
*rips up papers* “NOT ANYMORE!”
WELL FUCK
“did you know that 95% of all (opera) problems could be solved by COMMUNICATION”
“really?”
*rainbow appears* “the more you knoooooooow”
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd there it is
LITERAL FACEPALM FROM GABRIELE ADORNO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
okay we’re on the right track
everything about this is delish
cute lil family!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO AMELIA YOU DON’T KNOW
(also will have to retract my earlier comment about him only drinking once but hey, understandable)
hello everyone let’s watch the new dnob simon boccanegra, aka “yours truly basically apparently predicted this six whole years ago”
reactions to follow in some form or other
MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR MOONLIGHT THROUGH SEMICIRCLE WINDOW!!!
here are some photos i took of the same phenomenon
rewards: gold, power, honor, and you not yanking on my fucking hair
why are simon and paolo low key cute together
FOUUUUUUUUUUL for this line to be about the Maria Death Reveal
that was really really sad and really really well done. bravo georg zeppenfeld, bravi to this chorus and creative team
the narrative: there’s not going to be a marriage to jacopo fiesco’s daughter maria, you stupid slut. there’s not even going to be a maria
SO ABOUT THAT,
boccanegra: *enters house, in direct view of corpse*
boccanegra: *ignores corpse for the longest possible time*
boccanegra when he cannot find other nooks to examine:
yay for the will of the people!!!
but this scene is really funny because the people are just the equivalent of these emojis:
😃🥳
while simon boccanegra, the guy they voted for, is having the breakdown to end all breakdowns:
the act 1 prelude is the prettiest prelude in the verdi canon argue with the wall
federica lombardi is a beautiful, beautiful woman and she is wearing a beautiful, beautiful dress and singing a beautiful, beautiful aria and doing it beautifully beautifully
THE GIRLS ARE SO INVESTED IN THEIR TEACHER’S ROMANCE AND IT’S SO FUCKING CUTE
“okay you actually need to go do your work now while my boyfriend and i talk politics”
here we go… (and again: she’s just stunning in every way)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRYING AND SCREAMING AND ANGUISH
TOTALLY CHILL AND NORMAL RESPONSE, PAOLO
would more politicians be like this
FIESCO. DUDE.
AMELIA :( :( :(
edit:
PLEBE! PATRIZI! POPOLO!
and in that moment, amelia realized she had nothing to fear with this guy as her dad
dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN dun DUN dun DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN DUN
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this image is so fucking funny to me for some reason
NOT HER (presumably) CLEANING UP THE SCHOOLROOM THAT GOT WRECKED IN THE ABDUCTION
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PAOLO YOU BASTARD
having a GENUINELY GOOD gabriele makes a world of difference, let’s be so real
TELL! HIM! OFF! AMELIA!
“you see his name there?”
*rips up papers* “NOT ANYMORE!”
WELL FUCK
“did you know that 95% of all (opera) problems could be solved by COMMUNICATION”
“really?”
*rainbow appears* “the more you knoooooooow”
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd there it is
LITERAL FACEPALM FROM GABRIELE ADORNO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
okay we’re on the right track
everything about this is delish