top 5 horror movies
-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the job market
-the concept of working my whole life
Misplaced Lens Cap
Show & Tell
dirt enthusiast
KIROKAZE

Janaina Medeiros
Cosimo Galluzzi

oozey mess

Love Begins

Andulka

Kaledo Art

pixel skylines
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Three Goblin Art
DEAR READER

ellievsbear
d e v o n
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Peter Solarz
$LAYYYTER
YOU ARE THE REASON
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top 5 horror movies
-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the job market
-the concept of working my whole life

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Words by Mary Oliver engraved in rock
PT Exercises That Have Unfucked Me
(Obligatory disclaimer that I'm not qualified to give you medical advice, but these have helped me a lot with my muscle tension and pain)
If you're feeling significant discomfort or PAIN while stretching, back off. Don't force yourself. You can always dial these exercises back and stop at the point you need to because the last thing you want is to strain something.
TMJ syndrome (jaw pain)
- Open your mouth about 80% as wide as you can for 10 seconds, repeat 3x.
- Push your jaw forward, then open it as much as you can for 10 seconds, repeat 3x.
- Make a fist to rest your jaw on then open your mouth 10x. There should be some resistance as you're lifting the weight of your head.
Rhomboid (shoulders and upper back pain)
- Face the wall and place your arm against it in an L shape then rotate your body away from your arm to open your chest, hold for 30 seconds on both sides.
When you get more comfortable, you can extend your arm straight out behind you against the wall for a deeper stretch.
- Place one elbow on top and inside the other, hold your hands together, then lift your arms to open your shoulder blades. I can only hold this for about 10 seconds but do your best then repeat with the other arm on top.
- With your elbows bent, puff your chest out while squeezing your shoulder blades together, hold for about 10 seconds and repeat 3x.
Psoas release with pandiculation
Your psoas is a big son of a bitch muscle in the center of your body, and when it gets too tight it can affect everything from breathing to digestion. And cause a lot of pain. The exercises in this video helped me a ton. It doesn't LOOK like it does much, but it does.
This full exercise takes much longer than the others and I've found that once I did it for about a week or so, and started being aware of my posture to keep it from tightening back up, I haven't had to keep doing it all the time.
Lower back, piriformis, sciatic nerve
- Do a simple hamstring stretch with your legs straight out in front of you and feet flat against a wall to hold them at a 90* angle. Try not to bend your knees or hunch your back, just stretch as far as you're able and hold for 30 seconds.
Continue by dropping your chin to your chest so you can feel a stretch going down your spine.
- On all fours, rotate your upper body until you can feel a stretch going down the opposite side into your hips. Hold 30 seconds and repeat on the other side.
- Almost sitting cross-legged, stack your legs so that one ankle is on the other knee. Make sure both legs are parallel. Then, lean forward to feel a stretch in your piriformis (side of your ass). Hold for 30 seconds and repeat on other side.
Inner thigh
- Form a pinwheel shape with your legs, one in an L shape in front of you and the other to the side. Gently lean towards the side and press your thigh towards the floor to feel a stretch. Hold for 10-30 seconds and repeat other side.
That's about it! I try to do these exercises at least once a day especially during flare-ups, but the simpler/quicker stretches I will do multiple times throughout the day or whenever things feel tight. Consistency is key.
love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.
Non so piĂš cosa son, cosa faccio (W.A. Mozart/Lorenzo da Ponte, 1786)

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this is a threat (text via @inkieswirlsgaming, on this post thread)
You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.
Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. đ
Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.
I mean this with all due respect:
You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.
Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.
Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.
If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.
You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.
Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer
rotating the comte de nevers from meyerbeerâs les huguenots on the little spinny microwave wheel in my brain
Non cooking spray stick
Non spray stick cooking
Non cooking stick spray
yeah okay ill reblog that
@cuetheviolins
i have had this opera on my watchlist for five and a half years.
i remember like two (2) things about the plot from listening to a podcast five and a half years ago.
letâs do this.
i am about 98% sure that florence is being played by THE felicity palmer and i am 100% sure i will be channeling this performance when i play mrs. pearce in pygmalion next month
the girl with the straw hat (idk any of these charactersâ names except florence, whose name has been said roughly five billion times already) has such a gorg voice holy shit
lady billows is the operatic lady bracknell, these are her sycophants, and i think there should be a production where lady billows is a karen
also: âwe must make virtue attractive!â âoh i know, MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!â
oh yes, a thing that famously makes people more virtuous
what the fuck even is this scene /delighted
this solo viola (?) line is really really good
donât you know itâs a HIGH CLASS â¨greengrocerâ¨
benjamin britten, presumably: you know youâre the main character right?
albert herring: sir i have no idea what youâre talking about, i just work here
mood, albert. mood.
âis he right when he says i miss the fun?â yes, albert.
the girls (florence and albertâs mom) are fightinggggggggggg
the village folk: congratulations albert! đ you have never had sex! đ this makes you ideal for may king! đ
the height difference between albert and mom is really really funny
every single british social event runs on:
-anxiety
-greenery
-dessert
-hats
-piano and horns in the orchestra
-impressive hats of all sorts
this is such a fun ensemble cast
sid and nancy this is either the best or worst idea you could have possibly had in this scenario
on the one hand: he is so very obviously awkward and miserable.
on the other hand: LOVE the top hat/flower crown combo, we should bring that back
yup. i need a production with lady billows as a stereotypical karen pls and thank you
me when the nyquil just hit
(in canon: me when i have to listen to an old karen moralize at an event i donât even want to be at)
the genius of this opera, as someone who grew up in a small town is how accurately it portrays the utter banal absurdity of all that
the look of pure TERROR on albertâs face when heâs asked to give a speech
oh honey (gives hug in fellow anxiety haver)
âMORE PLEASE! đâ
not him calling himself stupid đ
i too am a fan of lemonade, regardless of whether or not it is spiked
do sid and nancy know that albert can hear this entire conversation
the outsourcing decisions to a coin flip is SO fucking real
unironically jamming out to this drum part
CHAOS! at the village
BIG! WHITE! SOMETHING!
THE FLOWER CROWN!
RUMORS OF ALBERT HERRINGâS DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED
oh heâs DONE
going off via head-shaking and expressive looks and one word answers. love that for him
update: oh okay weâre getting into it now
listen, iâm a nuisance to everyone WITHOUT consuming four different kinds of alcohol, so albert youâre doing better than me
âdo you want some more, or will that do as a general sample???â
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
APPARENTLY HE MADE IT ALL UP??????????
his first act of rebellion is to give the kids free food đŤś
albert @ the audience: now itâs your turn! *tosses flower crown into audience*

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i have had this opera on my watchlist for five and a half years.
i remember like two (2) things about the plot from listening to a podcast five and a half years ago.
letâs do this.
i am about 98% sure that florence is being played by THE felicity palmer and i am 100% sure i will be channeling this performance when i play mrs. pearce in pygmalion next month
the girl with the straw hat (idk any of these charactersâ names except florence, whose name has been said roughly five billion times already) has such a gorg voice holy shit
lady billows is the operatic lady bracknell, these are her sycophants, and i think there should be a production where lady billows is a karen
also: âwe must make virtue attractive!â âoh i know, MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!â
oh yes, a thing that famously makes people more virtuous
what the fuck even is this scene /delighted
this solo viola (?) line is really really good
donât you know itâs a HIGH CLASS â¨greengrocerâ¨
benjamin britten, presumably: you know youâre the main character right?
albert herring: sir i have no idea what youâre talking about, i just work here
mood, albert. mood.
âis he right when he says i miss the fun?â yes, albert.
the girls (florence and albertâs mom) are fightinggggggggggg
the village folk: congratulations albert! đ you have never had sex! đ this makes you ideal for may king! đ
the height difference between albert and mom is really really funny
every single british social event runs on:
-anxiety
-greenery
-dessert
-hats
-piano and horns in the orchestra
-impressive hats of all sorts
this is such a fun ensemble cast
sid and nancy this is either the best or worst idea you could have possibly had in this scenario
on the one hand: he is so very obviously awkward and miserable.
on the other hand: LOVE the top hat/flower crown combo, we should bring that back
yup. i need a production with lady billows as a stereotypical karen pls and thank you
me when the nyquil just hit
(in canon: me when i have to listen to an old karen moralize at an event i donât even want to be at)
the genius of this opera, as someone who grew up in a small town is how accurately it portrays the utter banal absurdity of all that
the look of pure TERROR on albertâs face when heâs asked to give a speech
oh honey (gives hug in fellow anxiety haver)
âMORE PLEASE! đâ
not him calling himself stupid đ
i too am a fan of lemonade, regardless of whether or not it is spiked
do sid and nancy know that albert can hear this entire conversation
the outsourcing decisions to a coin flip is SO fucking real
unironically jamming out to this drum part
CHAOS! at the village
BIG! WHITE! SOMETHING!
THE FLOWER CROWN!
RUMORS OF ALBERT HERRINGâS DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED
oh heâs DONE
going off via head-shaking and expressive looks and one word answers. love that for him
update: oh okay weâre getting into it now
listen, iâm a nuisance to everyone WITHOUT consuming four different kinds of alcohol, so albert youâre doing better than me
âdo you want some more, or will that do as a general sample???â
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
APPARENTLY HE MADE IT ALL UP??????????
his first act of rebellion is to give the kids free food đŤś
i have had this opera on my watchlist for five and a half years.
i remember like two (2) things about the plot from listening to a podcast five and a half years ago.
letâs do this.
i am about 98% sure that florence is being played by THE felicity palmer and i am 100% sure i will be channeling this performance when i play mrs. pearce in pygmalion next month
the girl with the straw hat (idk any of these charactersâ names except florence, whose name has been said roughly five billion times already) has such a gorg voice holy shit
lady billows is the operatic lady bracknell, these are her sycophants, and i think there should be a production where lady billows is a karen
also: âwe must make virtue attractive!â âoh i know, MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!â
oh yes, a thing that famously makes people more virtuous
what the fuck even is this scene /delighted
this solo viola (?) line is really really good
donât you know itâs a HIGH CLASS â¨greengrocerâ¨
benjamin britten, presumably: you know youâre the main character right?
albert herring: sir i have no idea what youâre talking about, i just work here
mood, albert. mood.
âis he right when he says i miss the fun?â yes, albert.
the girls (florence and albertâs mom) are fightinggggggggggg
the village folk: congratulations albert! đ you have never had sex! đ this makes you ideal for may king! đ
the height difference between albert and mom is really really funny
every single british social event runs on:
-anxiety
-greenery
-dessert
-hats
-piano and horns in the orchestra
-impressive hats of all sorts
this is such a fun ensemble cast
sid and nancy this is either the best or worst idea you could have possibly had in this scenario
on the one hand: he is so very obviously awkward and miserable.
on the other hand: LOVE the top hat/flower crown combo, we should bring that back
yup. i need a production with lady billows as a stereotypical karen pls and thank you
me when the nyquil just hit
(in canon: me when i have to listen to an old karen moralize at an event i donât even want to be at)
the genius of this opera, as someone who grew up in a small town is how accurately it portrays the utter banal absurdity of all that
the look of pure TERROR on albertâs face when heâs asked to give a speech
oh honey (gives hug in fellow anxiety haver)
âMORE PLEASE! đâ
not him calling himself stupid đ
i too am a fan of lemonade, regardless of whether or not it is spiked
do sid and nancy know that albert can hear this entire conversation
the outsourcing decisions to a coin flip is SO fucking real
unironically jamming out to this drum part
CHAOS! at the village
BIG! WHITE! SOMETHING!
THE FLOWER CROWN!
RUMORS OF ALBERT HERRINGâS DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED
oh heâs DONE
going off via head-shaking and expressive looks and one word answers. love that for him
update: oh okay weâre getting into it now
listen, iâm a nuisance to everyone WITHOUT consuming four different kinds of alcohol, so albert youâre doing better than me
âdo you want some more, or will that do as a general sample???â
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
APPARENTLY HE MADE IT ALL UP??????????
i have had this opera on my watchlist for five and a half years.
i remember like two (2) things about the plot from listening to a podcast five and a half years ago.
letâs do this.
i am about 98% sure that florence is being played by THE felicity palmer and i am 100% sure i will be channeling this performance when i play mrs. pearce in pygmalion next month
the girl with the straw hat (idk any of these charactersâ names except florence, whose name has been said roughly five billion times already) has such a gorg voice holy shit
lady billows is the operatic lady bracknell, these are her sycophants, and i think there should be a production where lady billows is a karen
also: âwe must make virtue attractive!â âoh i know, MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!â
oh yes, a thing that famously makes people more virtuous
what the fuck even is this scene /delighted
this solo viola (?) line is really really good
donât you know itâs a HIGH CLASS â¨greengrocerâ¨
benjamin britten, presumably: you know youâre the main character right?
albert herring: sir i have no idea what youâre talking about, i just work here
mood, albert. mood.
âis he right when he says i miss the fun?â yes, albert.
the girls (florence and albertâs mom) are fightinggggggggggg
the village folk: congratulations albert! đ you have never had sex! đ this makes you ideal for may king! đ
the height difference between albert and mom is really really funny
every single british social event runs on:
-anxiety
-greenery
-dessert
-hats
-piano and horns in the orchestra
-impressive hats of all sorts
this is such a fun ensemble cast
sid and nancy this is either the best or worst idea you could have possibly had in this scenario
on the one hand: he is so very obviously awkward and miserable.
on the other hand: LOVE the top hat/flower crown combo, we should bring that back
yup. i need a production with lady billows as a stereotypical karen pls and thank you
me when the nyquil just hit
(in canon: me when i have to listen to an old karen moralize at an event i donât even want to be at)
the genius of this opera, as someone who grew up in a small town is how accurately it portrays the utter banal absurdity of all that
the look of pure TERROR on albertâs face when heâs asked to give a speech
oh honey (gives hug in fellow anxiety haver)
âMORE PLEASE! đâ
not him calling himself stupid đ
i too am a fan of lemonade, regardless of whether or not it is spiked
do sid and nancy know that albert can hear this entire conversation
the outsourcing decisions to a coin flip is SO fucking real
unironically jamming out to this drum part
CHAOS! at the village
BIG! WHITE! SOMETHING!
THE FLOWER CROWN!
RUMORS OF ALBERT HERRINGâS DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED
oh heâs DONE
going off via head-shaking and expressive looks and one word answers. love that for him
update: oh okay weâre getting into it now
listen, iâm a nuisance to everyone WITHOUT consuming four different kinds of alcohol, so albert youâre doing better than me
âdo you want some more, or will that do as a general sample???â
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i have had this opera on my watchlist for five and a half years.
i remember like two (2) things about the plot from listening to a podcast five and a half years ago.
letâs do this.
i am about 98% sure that florence is being played by THE felicity palmer and i am 100% sure i will be channeling this performance when i play mrs. pearce in pygmalion next month
the girl with the straw hat (idk any of these charactersâ names except florence, whose name has been said roughly five billion times already) has such a gorg voice holy shit
lady billows is the operatic lady bracknell, these are her sycophants, and i think there should be a production where lady billows is a karen
also: âwe must make virtue attractive!â âoh i know, MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!â
oh yes, a thing that famously makes people more virtuous
what the fuck even is this scene /delighted
this solo viola (?) line is really really good
donât you know itâs a HIGH CLASS â¨greengrocerâ¨
benjamin britten, presumably: you know youâre the main character right?
albert herring: sir i have no idea what youâre talking about, i just work here
mood, albert. mood.
âis he right when he says i miss the fun?â yes, albert.
the girls (florence and albertâs mom) are fightinggggggggggg
the village folk: congratulations albert! đ you have never had sex! đ this makes you ideal for may king! đ
the height difference between albert and mom is really really funny
every single british social event runs on:
-anxiety
-greenery
-dessert
-hats
-piano and horns in the orchestra
-impressive hats of all sorts
this is such a fun ensemble cast
sid and nancy this is either the best or worst idea you could have possibly had in this scenario
on the one hand: he is so very obviously awkward and miserable.
on the other hand: LOVE the top hat/flower crown combo, we should bring that back
yup. i need a production with lady billows as a stereotypical karen pls and thank you
me when the nyquil just hit
(in canon: me when i have to listen to an old karen moralize at an event i donât even want to be at)
the genius of this opera, as someone who grew up in a small town is how accurately it portrays the utter banal absurdity of all that
the look of pure TERROR on albertâs face when heâs asked to give a speech
oh honey (gives hug in fellow anxiety haver)
âMORE PLEASE! đâ
not him calling himself stupid đ
i too am a fan of lemonade, regardless of whether or not it is spiked
do sid and nancy know that albert can hear this entire conversation
the outsourcing decisions to a coin flip is SO fucking real
unironically jamming out to this drum part
CHAOS! at the village
BIG! WHITE! SOMETHING!
THE FLOWER CROWN!
RUMORS OF ALBERT HERRINGâS DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED
oh heâs DONE
going off via head-shaking and expressive looks and one word answers. love that for him
update: oh okay weâre getting into it now
listen, iâm a nuisance to everyone WITHOUT consuming four different kinds of alcohol, so albert youâre doing better than me
i have had this opera on my watchlist for five and a half years.
i remember like two (2) things about the plot from listening to a podcast five and a half years ago.
letâs do this.
i am about 98% sure that florence is being played by THE felicity palmer and i am 100% sure i will be channeling this performance when i play mrs. pearce in pygmalion next month
the girl with the straw hat (idk any of these charactersâ names except florence, whose name has been said roughly five billion times already) has such a gorg voice holy shit
lady billows is the operatic lady bracknell, these are her sycophants, and i think there should be a production where lady billows is a karen
also: âwe must make virtue attractive!â âoh i know, MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!â
oh yes, a thing that famously makes people more virtuous
what the fuck even is this scene /delighted
this solo viola (?) line is really really good
donât you know itâs a HIGH CLASS â¨greengrocerâ¨
benjamin britten, presumably: you know youâre the main character right?
albert herring: sir i have no idea what youâre talking about, i just work here
mood, albert. mood.
âis he right when he says i miss the fun?â yes, albert.
the girls (florence and albertâs mom) are fightinggggggggggg
the village folk: congratulations albert! đ you have never had sex! đ this makes you ideal for may king! đ
the height difference between albert and mom is really really funny
every single british social event runs on:
-anxiety
-greenery
-dessert
-hats
-piano and horns in the orchestra
-impressive hats of all sorts
this is such a fun ensemble cast
sid and nancy this is either the best or worst idea you could have possibly had in this scenario
on the one hand: he is so very obviously awkward and miserable.
on the other hand: LOVE the top hat/flower crown combo, we should bring that back
yup. i need a production with lady billows as a stereotypical karen pls and thank you
me when the nyquil just hit
(in canon: me when i have to listen to an old karen moralize at an event i donât even want to be at)
the genius of this opera, as someone who grew up in a small town is how accurately it portrays the utter banal absurdity of all that
the look of pure TERROR on albertâs face when heâs asked to give a speech
oh honey (gives hug in fellow anxiety haver)
âMORE PLEASE! đâ
not him calling himself stupid đ
i too am a fan of lemonade, regardless of whether or not it is spiked
do sid and nancy know that albert can hear this entire conversation
the outsourcing decisions to a coin flip is SO fucking real
unironically jamming out to this drum part
CHAOS! at the village
BIG! WHITE! SOMETHING!
THE FLOWER CROWN!
RUMORS OF ALBERT HERRINGâS DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED
oh heâs DONE
going off via head-shaking and expressive looks and one word answers. love that for him
update: oh okay weâre getting into it now

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i have had this opera on my watchlist for five and a half years.
i remember like two (2) things about the plot from listening to a podcast five and a half years ago.
letâs do this.
i am about 98% sure that florence is being played by THE felicity palmer and i am 100% sure i will be channeling this performance when i play mrs. pearce in pygmalion next month
the girl with the straw hat (idk any of these charactersâ names except florence, whose name has been said roughly five billion times already) has such a gorg voice holy shit
lady billows is the operatic lady bracknell, these are her sycophants, and i think there should be a production where lady billows is a karen
also: âwe must make virtue attractive!â âoh i know, MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!â
oh yes, a thing that famously makes people more virtuous
what the fuck even is this scene /delighted
this solo viola (?) line is really really good
donât you know itâs a HIGH CLASS â¨greengrocerâ¨
benjamin britten, presumably: you know youâre the main character right?
albert herring: sir i have no idea what youâre talking about, i just work here
mood, albert. mood.
âis he right when he says i miss the fun?â yes, albert.
the girls (florence and albertâs mom) are fightinggggggggggg
the village folk: congratulations albert! đ you have never had sex! đ this makes you ideal for may king! đ
the height difference between albert and mom is really really funny
every single british social event runs on:
-anxiety
-greenery
-dessert
-hats
-piano and horns in the orchestra
-impressive hats of all sorts
this is such a fun ensemble cast
sid and nancy this is either the best or worst idea you could have possibly had in this scenario
on the one hand: he is so very obviously awkward and miserable.
on the other hand: LOVE the top hat/flower crown combo, we should bring that back
yup. i need a production with lady billows as a stereotypical karen pls and thank you
me when the nyquil just hit
(in canon: me when i have to listen to an old karen moralize at an event i donât even want to be at)
the genius of this opera, as someone who grew up in a small town is how accurately it portrays the utter banal absurdity of all that
the look of pure TERROR on albertâs face when heâs asked to give a speech
oh honey (gives hug in fellow anxiety haver)
âMORE PLEASE! đâ
not him calling himself stupid đ
i too am a fan of lemonade, regardless of whether or not it is spiked
do sid and nancy know that albert can hear this entire conversation
the outsourcing decisions to a coin flip is SO fucking real
unironically jamming out to this drum part
CHAOS! at the village
BIG! WHITE! SOMETHING!
THE FLOWER CROWN!
RUMORS OF ALBERT HERRINGâS DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED
oh heâs DONE
i have had this opera on my watchlist for five and a half years.
i remember like two (2) things about the plot from listening to a podcast five and a half years ago.
letâs do this.
i am about 98% sure that florence is being played by THE felicity palmer and i am 100% sure i will be channeling this performance when i play mrs. pearce in pygmalion next month
the girl with the straw hat (idk any of these charactersâ names except florence, whose name has been said roughly five billion times already) has such a gorg voice holy shit
lady billows is the operatic lady bracknell, these are her sycophants, and i think there should be a production where lady billows is a karen
also: âwe must make virtue attractive!â âoh i know, MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!â
oh yes, a thing that famously makes people more virtuous
what the fuck even is this scene /delighted
this solo viola (?) line is really really good
donât you know itâs a HIGH CLASS â¨greengrocerâ¨
benjamin britten, presumably: you know youâre the main character right?
albert herring: sir i have no idea what youâre talking about, i just work here
mood, albert. mood.
âis he right when he says i miss the fun?â yes, albert.
the girls (florence and albertâs mom) are fightinggggggggggg
the village folk: congratulations albert! đ you have never had sex! đ this makes you ideal for may king! đ
the height difference between albert and mom is really really funny
every single british social event runs on:
-anxiety
-greenery
-dessert
-hats
-piano and horns in the orchestra
-impressive hats of all sorts
this is such a fun ensemble cast
sid and nancy this is either the best or worst idea you could have possibly had in this scenario
on the one hand: he is so very obviously awkward and miserable.
on the other hand: LOVE the top hat/flower crown combo, we should bring that back
yup. i need a production with lady billows as a stereotypical karen pls and thank you
me when the nyquil just hit
(in canon: me when i have to listen to an old karen moralize at an event i donât even want to be at)
the genius of this opera, as someone who grew up in a small town is how accurately it portrays the utter banal absurdity of all that
the look of pure TERROR on albertâs face when heâs asked to give a speech
oh honey (gives hug in fellow anxiety haver)
âMORE PLEASE! đâ
not him calling himself stupid đ
i too am a fan of lemonade, regardless of whether or not it is spiked
do sid and nancy know that albert can hear this entire conversation
the outsourcing decisions to a coin flip is SO fucking real
unironically jamming out to this drum part
CHAOS! at the village
BIG! WHITE! SOMETHING!
THE FLOWER CROWN!
RUMORS OF ALBERT HERRINGâS DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED