william shakespeare’s measure for measure except the shenanigans in act 2 scene 1 (aka angelo and escalus having to watch constable elbow try to deal with the subplot characters’ shenanigans) are replaced with this snl sketch:
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william shakespeare’s measure for measure except the shenanigans in act 2 scene 1 (aka angelo and escalus having to watch constable elbow try to deal with the subplot characters’ shenanigans) are replaced with this snl sketch:

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KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
Are you an evil princess?
evil princess
evil, not princess
not evil, princess
neither evil, nor princess
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Anxiety: You're almost 30 and haven't published a single book. You wasted your chance to become a successful author!
Me: Stan Lee created Spider-Man at age 40. George R. R. Martin wrote A Game of Thrones at age 48.
Anxiety: Oh fuck nvm you do you, king.
:) 👍
On top of that? Writers tend to get *better* with age. Being a writer requires a lot of reading, a lot of observation, and a lot of .. well... living.
If you're still in your 20s, you're only just getting started. You ain't seen nothing yet.
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aw man, this picture makes me nostaWAIT WHADDYA MEAN ITS NOT A PHOTO? WTF

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let's capitalise the first letter of random words.... Forever
there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly
amazing that the "don't like the french" scene is just two guys that you could still meet down the pub now in 2026 saying shit. when this show is set in 1797.
RIP to the legend
This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!
I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:
He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.
Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.
Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.
When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.
Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.
Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.
As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.
His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."
Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.
Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.
“Madness may be temporary, but the isolation it generates is permanent.”
- in reference to Ajax and Dido, from Greek Tragedy in Vergil’s “Aeneid” by Vassiliki Panoussi

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i’m fixing him [wet squelching noises]
Is it still July 14th? : Bastille Day
:: Is it ever July 14th? : Baevere Day
graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge
sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses
hot take in a roundabout way i think that's also why so many of us opt out of becoming parents ourselves
Does anybody know how to fix it
Start disappointing people and not backing out of it when they are upset, reject feeling ashamed of everything including of yourself, start saying No to things you do not want to do not just things you're scared of, do more of those things you're scared of but wish you could do, make your own plans and execute them, decide to do or not do something without basing it on who will Dislike it.
Free Will takes practice, and the chance of making someone somewhere Slightly or even Very Disappointed In You. But you're an adult and you can't be made to stand in a corner anymore.
we must love one another more than they hate us.
I see no way else to survive this. If we do not love one another more than we hate them, what they’ve done and are continuing to do to us, they will outlive us. We must outlive our enemies. We outlive them by actively loving one another more than they could ever actively hate + seek to destroy us. We must love one another more than they hate us.
solidarity is not transaction, it is a vow & this is what I mean by “loving” one another. not a romantic, sexual or even familial love. it is a love defined by a vow to fight for freedom, an understanding that our freedom depends on one anothers. my freedom depends on yours and yours depends on mine.

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reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3
i love my incorrect song interpretation #myincorrectsonginterpretation