#vampire robert

Vampire Robert…

Sneak peak for a WIP mechabae version under the cut

Why am I getting sleepier during the day than night? I mean helps me deal with night crime better but I need to tough out the day shifts too. Proceeds to just not sleep except for a brief 5-6 hr period where crime is at its lowest. Takes the occasional half hr cat naps throughout the day where he can.

Ugh my eyes are all sensitive to the sun and my skin kinda burns, someone told me I look deathly pale, maybe I have been in the suit way too long. Adds a reflective mask kinda like prisms glasses except it’s his whole face to his costume, which already covers up the rest of his body. That’s much better.

Has never had to deal with entering someone’s house without permission because he has no friends. I’m going to say villain lairs and warehouses don’t count as someone’s house.

Silver burns him but he chalks it up to a bad allergy and just avoids touching it with his bare skin.

Doesn’t question the fangs, just thinks he has sharper canines than most people, and that’s not weird. All the better to bite people during fights too so he’s not complaining.

Huh, why do I feel a sudden surge of bloodlust? Whatever, let’s just kick these guys’ asses, maybe I’ll do it out of the suit to practice my hand to hand combat. Proceeds to bite someone’s finger off or something and gets a gush of blood in his mouth. Damn when’s the last time I ate, I don’t think blood should be tasting this good. I feel way better now though, nothing like a good fight to get the adrenaline going.

Attributes the constant hunger because he never eats, but the occasional blood he consumes while fighting is enough to keep him going so he never connects the dots.

Where robert is a vampire and Herman his familiar that ceeps reincarnating

Hmmm...really good question, actually!! So maybe I could write a few of my thoughts, (in a very unpredictable, and very unorganized way)

Herman is a liquid based familiar, mostly going for anything liquid-like, since it's his strong suit (even if he can't exactly control it properly), or maybe evaporated liquids (water, poison, weather, maybe even liquor, but he hasn't tried yet)

Robert's father died because of a vampire hunter but no one cares about his shit ass dad (yeah, yeah guess who, nevermind we all know who it is)

Herman being stripped from his power by his parents (they sealed it btw) because if he had all of his power it would quite literally cause devastation

Robert always goes to lakes, seas, oceans, and rivers because he knows that's where Herman hangs out in his free time

Herman dies temporarily because he's technically a vessel of liquid and he always sort of respawns in a body of water

Robert being very protective of Herman because he can still die earlier than he can, even if it's temporarily

Herman's seal breaks later in the future because I have free will and I will use it

Robert kind of doesn't exactly know what to do but just goes with the flow

They're both feral and aggressive guys it's canon (vampires and familiars kind of thing)

1. He doesn't know he's a vampire. He's was either bit during a one night stand they left him for dead but Robert got back up or Robbie angried someone so bad they decided to hex Robert.

2. Robert still trying to eat food and not realizing why is stomach screams in protest. ( he took a hole bottle of allergy medication because he wasn't giving up on Garlic bread or butter.

3. Robert getting his blood by accident from biting people while fighting. ( luckily Robert hasn't started a accident coven.)

4. He's developing alot of allergies just his body sucking with age. He is confused about the sliver and all of sudden crosses burning him and his skin being extremely sensitive to the sun.

5. All the neighborhood dogs, cats and bats loving him. Beef gives him extra loves and snuggles. First day in office many bats come out of nowhere confusing Chase and Blond blazer while Robert is holding them while they nuzzle his cheek and neck. Robert said the office has many friends. Galen even wips his head at Robert ( mainly because yo dude hasn't have a heartbeat and he's reliving the office was infested with bats( besides Sonar).

6. Waking up randomly upside down in his closet a blanket rapped around him. Despite falling asleep in a chair or waking up in the Mecha man suit upside down.

7. Idea comes from @mothnem Sonar doing a double take because mega bat is happy cooing at Robert. Saying get near him like the tiny bat sitting on his shoulder. He's fighting that urge until he realizes Robert has no heartbeat starts bringing him blood pouches that look like juice pouches. After noticing dude hasn't eaten all day. He will have to make him drink it someday.

8. Robert avoiding waterboy because he's a nice guy but he can't cross his path without his body acting weird. ( Robert gave up on showers because his body refused to move towards the running water. )

9. Vampire powers random activating without Robert noticing. Robert didn't realize he walked straight up the side of the staircase using them instead of the stairs. Robert eye's turning red then back to brown. Him falling asleep at his desk waking up either at home or a random location.

10. Robert could in theory be a super strong undead if gives up his humanity. But he enjoys z team and Chase to much to even think about diving off the deep end.

I for once long for hugs and cuddles on the couch. But my significant other is a living furnace and no matter how much I'd be close, I'd take a real life ice-user any time right now.

For cold thoughts and hot smut I recommend chapter 8 and 9 from: Vampires will never hurt you. By @masonxashxx over on AO3.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/82660071/chapters/230735581

The sky was dark, pitch black like a void swallowing every bit of light that dared intrude it's space, save the brilliant stars that defied it's never-ending hunger. They glowed with brilliance, a beauty that any person would marvel at, a beauty that a silly four year old child would marvel at. A small hand would point to the sky, and squeals of excitement would fill the air as the child's father would whisper stories about those brilliant stars. A father who unlike the sky was bright, his skin was bright and fair, covered in freckles he would tell his child were like stars on his skin, the same kind of stars that peppered the child's own skin.

This night however, things were different. The beauty was gone, the joyful squeals were no longer there, and the brilliance of the stars was drowned out by the red glow that surrounded everything. 

Instead of brilliance there was horror. Instead of squeals there were cries. Instead of beauty there was death.

Screams. He could tell they were screams. He couldn't really hear them, all he really heard was the high pitch sound ringing in his ears, but he could still tell there were screams. He knew there were screams. His throat burned with his own.

"WE HAVE TO GO!" A voice shouted to him. A voice he could barely hear through the awful high pitch sound.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" He shouted in return. "I'M NOT...I'M NOT LEAVING THEM!" He shouted as he squeezed his lifeless child into his arms.

"WE HAVE TO GO, ROB!" Another voice shouted.

Again, he shouted his defiance. He clung to his child and turned to his own mother laying dead beside him.

"WE HAVE TO GO, LEYLA!" 

"I'M NOT LEAVING HIM BEHIND, DAVID!" 

"Rob...we have to go... they'll kill us all if we don't leave now." Leyla had knelt before him, her hands gently placed on his shoulders. "Those beasts will be here any second."

"I can't...I can't just leave them...I can't." He sobbed through bleary eyes, the shades of red all around only becoming hazy.

"They're gone, and they'll kill you too if you don't come with us now."

"It's...it's okay."

"Fine." Leyla gave him a sad smile and sat down beside him. "Then I guess I'm staying as well."

"You what?" David asked in horror.

"I'm staying." Leyla reiterated. "Whatever happens, I'm not leaving his side."

"You have to go, Leyla." Robert shot back. "GO!"

"I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITHOUT YOU!" She shouted back.

The ringing in his ears began to fade only to be replaced by new shrieks of terror. They were back. They were back and they were getting closer.

"JUST GO!" He shouted.

Leyla stood her ground. She closed her eyes and relented to whatever fate awaited them.

And the screams grew louder, loud footsteps through the small settlement followed. They were out of time.

Leyla was willing to die with him and it seemed David had joined them.

His heart had already been shattered, he had lost his child, his mother, and deep down he felt he had lost even more, he couldn't let his friends die for him. Against every fiber of his being, he placed the lifeless body next to his mother refusing to look back at it, in fear he would change his mind, and grabbed a hold of Leyla by the arm.

"LET'S GO!" He shouted to David as he pulled Leyla to her feet.

Unable to control himself, he looked back one last time. The horrors of this world, the horrors that had fallen upon them laid before his eyes. The red glow of flames, the horrific display of blood, his child, his mother, and far behind the monsters that took everything away.

"No." Robert shook his head in denial. "My mother is dead." He was sure of it, sure of it more than anything. He had seen her die, had seen her body, cried over her, and his…