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This is very Flambert to me. Flambae’s thoughts after the identity reveal yk.
Also catchy as hell song. I need to listen to the rest of the album.
can anyone who has read "need some help?" by darkhorse6 (flambert fic) tell me if the noncon warning denotes explicit noncon or just dubcon? i've been wanting to read it for a while but while i can deal with most flavors of dubcon, explicit noncon is a no-go for me. any info would be great! :,-)
So most of us know about the concept art tramp stamp, right? If not, here it is in all its glory pictured below:
Anyway, Flambae doesn’t have this in game. I’ve got a little post-canon Mechabae scenario brewing in my head, though.
It’s canon that Flambae designed his own suit, and he’s definitely proud of his work, but he’s not immune to wanting to change things up a little and add a bit more flair. So, let’s say Flambae’s suit gets substantially damaged in a fight. It would take so much mending that Flambae might as well just make a whole other suit.
SDN’s been covering suit repair since he joined the Phoenix Program, and this time he brings a new design to the costume department. It’s almost identical to his previous design, but there is one key difference:
The tramp stamp.
It’s not a super big change, so it goes unnoticed by some people. Those who do notice don’t tend have much to say about it, and, if they do, they wouldn’t say it to Flambae’s face. Visi makes a remark when she sees it, though, and Prism compliments her bestie’s design choice.
Robert doesn’t say anything, but he definitely notices.
He may or may not have made a habit of stealing glances at Flambae. Especially his backside, though a bit more shamefully. So, when he spots the stamp, he nearly chokes on his coffee. Robert had perfected avoiding being caught by Flambae at that point, but he failed to account for being caught by other people in the office, namely, Prism.
Prism is tired of their shit already. Flambae keeps fumbling every opportunity via deflection and self-sabotage, and Robert seems to have taken that as a sign not to make a move. Therefore, she decides to take matters into her own hands by giving Robert a bit of a push.
“You know, he has an identical tattoo under the suit.”
The mug cracks in Robert’s hand.
Prism get’s a morning-after freakout text from Flambae within a week.
Robert: *fully staring at Flambae's chest as the man is trying to talk*
Flambae: did you even listen to me at all?!
Robert: *with no remorse or sign of shame* no, I was too busy staring at your tits.
Invisigal: dude...ain't you bisexual? I thought you'd stare at his ass?
Robert: I AM bi. And i do stare at his ass. But I am also still a man, and therefore, I still enjoy staring at a great pair of tits.
Flambae: *knows this, has it happen on the daily, still has never blushed so hard in his life*

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more robert doing karaoke please? he needs to put that voice to good use
Friday nights at Heroes' Tap are, somehow, louder than all the other days of the week combined.
Not just because of the bartenders shouting over each other behind the counter, or because of the overlapping conversations from drunk customers packed throughout the room, or even because the karaoke stage attracts every off-duty hero within a hundred-mile radius who secretly believes they were born to headline sold-out stadium tours.
It's because everyone walks through those doors carrying the relief of having survived another workweek.
It's become the Z-Team's unspoken tradition to meet up at the end of every Friday and catch up after work. They usually end up at the Chili's closest to SDN, grabbing drinks, sharing appetizers, and complaining about clients, that week's missions, terrible dates, and whatever else comes up. Over the past few weeks, though, they've started hopping between different bars just to keep things interesting.
This Friday's destination is Malevola's pick.
She'd pitched Heroes' Tap as the perfect place for the whole team: close to SDN, spacious, surprisingly cheap for the portion sizes, with good drinks, good food, and — most importantly — karaoke.
What Mal either forgets to mention, or simply doesn't think is worth mentioning, is that the entire place is themed.
Every booth is dedicated to a different legendary hero, decorated with framed magazine covers, vintage promotional posters, replica gear sealed behind acrylic displays, and painfully cheesy motivational quotes pulled from old interviews covering the surrounding walls. There was a booth for Vitalia, another for Trackstar, a brand-new one celebrates Blonde Blazer...
...and tucked against the back wall beneath glowing blue neon lights, sits the Mecha Man Blue booth.
Despite the name, it also features magazine clippings and memorabilia honoring both of Mecha Man Blue's predecessors: Mecha Man Prime and Mecha Man Astral.
Robert looks at it once, then immediately looks away.
"No."
That's all he says after Flambae suggests they sit there.
Which, naturally, means Flambae spends the next five minutes insisting.
DRUNK CHAD TEXTING ROBERT TO TELL HIM HE'S GOING TO GET HIM PREGNANT!
Chad stepped out of the bedroom. He was still running his fingers through his mess of hair when he spotted Robert at the kitchen table, slurping loudly out of a bowl.
"Morning." Robert said, with that smirk that told Chad he was in for a long fucking day.
"Morning, Robbo." Chad said, walking into the kitchen. He didn't see the cereal box Robert always left out. He looked back at Robert. He didn't have a spoon, just slurping pointedly out of the bowl.
He smelled coffee.
"Uh, Robert—"
"Checked the weather today," Robert leaned back in his chair to look at him. "It's muggy outside."
Chad stared at him. Then he looked at the coffee machine. Looked at the cupboard above it. Back at Robert.
"Bob Bob if I look outside the patio curtain and see all the fucking mugs outside I will burn you."
Robert said nothing. Just slurped from the bowl again. Slow.
Chad opened the cupboard.
It was empty.
He crossed to the balcony and opened the curtains.
All his mugs were lined up on the table and chair set outside.
Chad turned.
Robert ran into the bedroom.
"Get your ass back here, Mecha Bitch—"