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Aizawa : I stayed up till one.

*Rando gives a really look*

Aizawa : Just kidding. I stayed up till two.

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Bakugo *Looking at Ida, Momo, and Todoroki* : The Brittany club isn't responding.

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Midoriya : It's called overachieving. Now sit there and be quiet.

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Kaminari : I smash more than fingers guys.

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Bakugo : Can I beat people for things I want?

Random Person : Then you'd be a thug.

Kaminari remembering the part in star wars where Yoda hits R-2 with a stick : Or Yoda.

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Shigiraki : Sit over there and be quiet you stinky dirt child.

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Aizawa : I didn't go to sleep late. I went to sleep early.

Aizawa : In the morning.

Aizawa : At three o'clock.

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Shinso pointing to his cat : I love you. Don't ever change for nobody.‟

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Uraraka calmly pressing a chocolate bar to an angry person's cheek : Have some chocolate.

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Bakugo : Put those tits in a bag and let's go.

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Yaoyorozu : The only issue is my Gucci thighs.

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Uraraka : He might've been a hunk, but he was a butthole.

Tsu : She... wasn't pretty, but she tried.

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Rando : I'm hungry.

Bakugo : Then starve.

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Midoriya : Eri, cover your ears.

Midoriya : *proceeds to scream the f bomb*

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Aoyama : I am a celestial body. I too am made from stardust.

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Jiro : How's it peaceful if you're doing physical activity?

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Kirishima singing to the beat of Can't Stop the Feeling : I got this feeling, inside my balls.

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Shigiraki : Don't talk about my emo boy band like that.

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Bakugo : I'm allergic to dumb bitches.

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Monoma : I despise you. You're such a lesser thing.

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Rando : I have big stuff going on.

Midoriya pouting : *mumbles* I'll kick you in the big stuff.

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Rando : I'm offended.

Bakugo : Good. Be offended.

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Mineta : Your phone listens to you and gives you adds based on what it hears.

Mineta with his phone next to his mouth : Boobies.

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Kaminari : I act on impulse.

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Todoroki or Sato : How much sugar can I eat before I'm allowed to die?

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Rado : People get married for different reasons.

Dabi : To ruin their lives.

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Mina : *in Russian accent* You are not badass. You are bad and you have bad ass but you are not badass.

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Kaminari : Don't hump a whale cause it'll humpback.

Kaminari : *Proceeds to do a weird finger-gun chair wiggle*

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Sero : My burger is so juicy I almost don't need a drink.

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