get the sick bucket

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

*sees a conventionally attractive skinny person* awww they look like they give awful hugs

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

in a crazy twist of events, senshi has just won the world cup