Bakugo: wait so you've had a crush on me this whole time?!

Bakugo: then why do you constantly provoke me and make me angry?

Y/N: I love it when you yell at me. You're hot.

Bakugo: WHAT THE FUCK

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Izuku: Y/N! I'm home!

Y/N: you wanna explain this?

-shows gay ass shit that was broadcast on the news that izuku was allegedly involved in- (he's literally right there allegedly was just to be nice)

Izuku: no homo?

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Denki: say you wanna go out sometime?

Girl: uh- Oh hey deku didn't you take down shigaraki in the war?!

Denki: GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN

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Dabi: I bet you can't guess my name.

Hawks: Touya Todoroki?

Dabi: WHAT HOW?

Hawks: I found your Shonen-Manga-super-villain ass plan you wrote in your diary.

Hawks: this isn't an anime no one is gonna be shocked by the plot twist but you and your family asshole...

Dabi: *looks at the camera* that's what you think *winks at the camera*

Hawks: WHO ARE YOU WINKING AT. THERES NO ONE THERE.

Dabi: trust me the fans will love it.

Dabi: I fear no man!

Toga: Aww, thanks—

Hawks: I agree, I agree. I really like… the fur of my coat here

Dabi: those are wings

Hawks: no

Dabi: wings

Hawks: those aren’t wings. I’ve made many PSAs about this. I know you’ve seen at least one

Dabi: wings

Hawks: if those are wings, I’m you’re uncle

Dabi: wOW

Hawks: can you at least try?

Dabi: I’ve always wanted an uncle

Hawks: I can actually dictate it to you, could you try to do it right?

Dabi: this is just so exciting

Hawks: I’m actually right here, just draw what you see

Compress: —excuse me?

Dabi: yknow, for flavor and “filling bellies”

Compress: I work so hard to provide for you all

Izuku: I would never say that my boyfriend is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My boyfriend is a bitch and I like him so much! [Could be about either honestly]

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Shouto, holding a rock: Izuku just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock". Katsuki: If you don't marry him, I will. [Then all three get married lol]

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Izuku: You have to apologize to them Kacchan. Katsuki: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!