#eraser head

Thirst Tweet #1

@/suckerforshota90

I need Eraser Head to erase my hard on every time I see him. I’m a girl, btw

Aizawa’s expression doesn’t change.

“…That’s not how my quirk works,” he says flatly.

He makes a long pause, already regretting doing this.

“…And even if it did, I wouldn’t use it for that.”

Thirst Tweet #2

@/glitterheaven_

Aizawa should just change his name to Eraser. I will give him the head he needs.

He exhales slowly through his nose, eyes scanning the line again.

“Not happening,” he finally replies, tone still dry.

He slightly shifts his posture.

“…And the name stays as it is.”

Thirst Tweet #3

@/needsomeeraser_head

YALL HIS VOICE 😫 HIS HANDS ‼️ I need him to talk me thru a spanking NYEOW

Aizawa’s eyes narrow slightly as he reads it, expression unreadable.

“…You’re asking for a lot,” he says, voice low.

His gaze flicks towards the camera.

“…And you’re not getting it.”

Thirst Tweet #4

@/erase_my_memories

All night, all day, until death do us apart, on the kitchen counter, on the bed, in the shower, on all fours—

He raises an eyebrow slightly before cutting it off.

“…I’m not reading all that,” he mutters once he sees the length of the text.

Then, after a small pause, he adds—

“Also, it sounds too tiring. I prefer sleep.”

Thirst Tweet #5

@/bkdkshipper69

everytime i see #eraserhead a hair tie magically appears in my hand and the urge to get on my knees gets stronger

Aizawa reads it, thumb tapping lightly against the edge of the board.

“…That sounds inconvenient,” he mutters with the same tired tone.

Thirst Tweet #6

@/eat-my-hair33

is aizawa’s scarf for hero purposes only orrr…

He glances down at the material around his neck, then back at the board.

“…Yes,” he says simply. “Don’t get any ideas.”

Thirst Tweet #7

@/eraserheadfanpage

Aizawa I love you but if I saw you on the street I’d think you are a beggar and give you some money

Aizawa stares at the board a second longer than necessary.

“…I’d take it,” he says flatly, making the crew snicker behind the camera.

He pauses for a bit, considering if he should say it.

Then—

“…Hero work doesn’t pay enough for this anyway.”

Thirst Tweet #8

@/erasure87_

GUYS ERASER HEAD IS NOT A HEAR ME OUT BUT A HOLD ME BACK 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

“I don’t understand any of this.”

He says unimpressed.

“But— you should probably calm down,” he says, voice dry, but a faint twitch could be seen at the corner of his mouth.

Thirst Tweet #9

@/shotaizawa_united_fans

I’d become a villain so Eraser Head could just stare at me

Aizawa’s gaze narrows just a little.

“…That’s a bad reason to ruin your life,” he says bluntly.

“…But I would stop you.”

Thirst Tweet #10

@/allmightandchill

“aizawa shota only looks good when he’s shaved and well dressed” BITCH WHEN I CATCH YOU!! MY MAN LOOKS GOOD EITHER WAY

Aizawa exhales quietly, eyes half-lidded again.

“…Thank you for defending me. Also, careful with the language,” he points out, sliding back in his teacher mode for a second.

Thirst Tweet #11

@/shotayourshot

@/EraserHead is into bondage. Here, I said it.

He pauses slightly at the tag, then looks up briefly.

“…Even tagging me?” he says, tone dry. “Bold.”

He taps the card board once.

“…and incorrect.”

Thirst Tweet #12

@/presentmicfanpage

i’ve seen how he walks. ik it’s big.

Aizawa goes still for a moment, eyes widening slightly— both at the username and the text.

Then—

“…You’re reading too much into it,” he says flatly. “…Focus on something productive.”

He makes a pause.

“Like school.”

He sets the last board down, leaning back into the chair, posture as lazy as ever.

“…That’s enough,” he says. “You all have too much time on your hands.”

He shifts in the chair.

“…Try getting some sleep.”

He suggests, as he looks around once again, scanning the studio.

“Thank you,” he says flatly.