Kars⸝⸝

⤷ He analyzes everything, the way you move, squirm, and even the way your chest heaves up and down rapidly.

- He's calm and steady as he cups your face, yet his grip is firm.

- He wants to analyze every little bit of your face.

- He takes you trying to hold your sounds in as a challenge.

- He's going to do what it takes to find the right spot that will make you grip his back and cry out uncontrollably.

Kira⸝⸝

⤷ Unlike the others, Kira doesn't mind that you're quiet. Maybe it's because he likes the quiet life.

- Kira loves to at least know that when he's fucking you, it's good to the point where you can barely contain your sounds.

- He loves watching your hands cover your mouth, palms facing upwards. As for eye contact, he doesn't mind that either.

- It gives him a chance to really look at you when you're in a state like this.

Diavolo⸝⸝

⤷ God, those whimpers; he craves them.

- He wants to hear more; he needs it.

- He's tossing your hands to the side, pinning them above your head.

- Diavolo craves that desire to dominate, so when you do look at him, he takes that as you submitting to him.

- He may like that you're submitting to him, but as much as he likes that, he wants you to see what he's doing to you.

Doppio⸝⸝

⤷ He immediately thinks something is wrong if you try to hold in your whimpers.

- He's constantly asking if he's doing alright, because he can't hear you.

- He's all whimpering while he moves your hand away from your mouth, thrusting fast like he just can't help himself.

- He'll gently cup your face, pushing you to look at him even if it's just for a second.

- Somehow that only makes him wanna go faster.

Pucci⸝⸝

⤷ He wants to hear every whine, every plea for him to keep going; he just wants to know that he's making you feel good.

- If you're covering your mouth, he'll just take your hand, kissing the back of it and pressing it into the mattress.

- He honestly gets a little whiny when you try and hold back the sounds that he's helping you make.

- He already treats you as something sacred, so it's only natural that he hears you.

- He NEEDS eye contact; it gets him off. Just the thought of you making eye contact with him as he's slowly pounding into your walls gets him beyond hard.

- If you're not looking at him, he's begging you to, gently guiding your face towards his own.

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Requests : open

Bruno - 

Oh god good luck even getting an actual answer from him. He won’t actually answer if asked outright by anybody, he most likely would have to be tipsy or dating you…

He's so composed and deadly with his commands that they won't even ask again if he tells them to stop.

But even then there’s going to be a lot of pushback with you of not wanting to be gross and objectifying or make you feel bad about your body. But when he eventually answers? Yeah It’s kinda obvious.

He’s a thigh man, easily. 

Not only does he love to hold your legs when you have sex, but also when he gives you head.

There’s something that drives him absolutely CRAZY about digging his fingers into the flesh of your thighs to keep them open while he overstimulates you.

But outside of the 3? Yeah he loves your throat.

Not for the ways you might be thinking, no he doesn’t like to choke you. Nor is it because he wants you to suck his dick. No.

He wants to leave love bites and kisses down it while you're being intimate, he wants you to feel loved with every single touch he leaves against your skin.

He also loves to see the mess he’s made after you’re both done, because it makes him feel tingly to have you show his love when you go out with him.

Abbacchio - 

He does not care 90% of the time, he actually doesn’t have that big of a preference, genuinely if someone asks he’s not going to answer.

He’s just going to roll his eyes and keep doing what he was doing.

But… If you. And only you ask him, and he knows you’re not just a short term thing? Or that he won’t get judged for not giving a normal answer he’ll tell you.

He loves your hands.

Especially if they’re smaller than his own, and the answer isn’t just for a dirty reason, not that he would ever say that.

Sure he loves the feel of your hands around him when you jerk him off, or even watching the way you get yourself off…

Or the way you desperately grab at him while he fucks you into the mattress. No. That isn’t the reason why they're his favourite.

It’s the feeling of his own fingers entwined with yours when you have sex. It’s intimate.

And it's the only way he can actually get off through the overthinking a lot of the time, he needs to be close to you because you make him feel so loved that all of those thoughts shudder to a stop.

Mista - 

He’s one of the only ones that is not even REMOTELY ashamed to answer, he will tell anyone that asks, including you.

Unless he thinks someone is flirting with him, but he rarely notices when they are anyways.

He won’t give the reasons for it but he won’t hide his preference. And you’re all going to be so shocked about what it is omg.

Yeah, no he is absolutely an ass man.

He fucking LOVES it so much.

He does not hide how much he loves your ass either, small or big he does NOT care, he will absolutely have his hands on it ANY chance he gets. And he will tell you how much he loves you, and your ass.

And he’s so flirty about it every time, always asking for you to sit on his lap… Or his face.

He is such a desperate man and he is not even remotely embarrassed about it, he will beg. A lot… Literally however long it takes for you to sit on his face, and he moans like crazy the entire time all while he grips your ass.

He loves doggy for the same reason, yes he loves watching you fall apart but he can’t get enough of watching your ass jiggle with every thrust, it is hypnotising to him and it makes him cum so hard.

Every time.

Risotto - 

Good luck to ANYONE who wants to dare to ask this man his preference, if it isn’t you or a member of his team they better hope he’s in public enough that he won’t just outright kill them, especially if they’re gross about it.

His team gets SOME leniency, a glare, a command to stop, a warning of his stands pull against them. They drop it quickly, every time.

But if it's you, he doesn't mind telling, given it’s not a fling. But I don’t see him as the type to date if you aren’t going to stick around.

He’s a thigh man, and I will defend this point.

For one, you can NOT tell me this man is not an absolute munch, he gets INTO it too.

He’s gonna be moaning more than you usually even get to hear, he will absolutely not stop until you’re literally trying to crush his head with your thighs…

He doesn’t try to stop you from doing it all while trembling around him. He fucking loves it, especially if you’re trying to push him away out of overstimulation. And even then he still won't stop, unless you're sobbing then he hasn't done enough.

But that's not the only reason, not at all. Yes he enjoys holding your thighs open while you have sex, he has big hands and loves to drag your thighs around his waist.

But ALSO there is something that drives him wild about watching you ride him, his eyes always dart back up to yours but then fall right back to the way your thighs shake while you try to make him feel good too.

Pesci - 

Oh yeah not a single person is even gonna ask Pesci because they think he doesn’t like sex, he flies so under the radar of his team that they don’t even bother including him, not that he minds.

But on the off chance they do actually ask? He’s blushing so hard they still think that he’s either too embarrassed to have a partner or that he can’t sleep with them…

They could NOT be more wrong, they’ll eventually find out when someone comes home at the wrong time and hears you but…

He gets ignored from the sex talks so often, sure you ask as well and he never really gives you a straight answer. Because to him every part of you is perfect.

But there’s one part that he can’t get enough of, your waist.

And no I don’t mean in a weird “Birthing Hips” Type of way.

He is fully obsessed with grabbing your waist during anything intimate, it's almost unconsciously because you feel so good and he just needs to drag you back over and over.

His hands are 95% of the time gripping you so hard it’ll leave bruises, whether it’s while he pounds you into the bed.

Or guiding your movements while you ride him, hell even holding your hips steady while he helps from below when you get too tired.

But the one he likes the most, it's the way he has so much control to keep you pressed against his face while you grind on his tongue, an arm wrapped around your waist tightly so you can't move away too far.

And if you do? He's dragging you right back with a complaint that he isn't done.

Prosciutto - 

The team actually might think he fucks LESS than Pesci, he’s so stuck up around everyone that they think his standards are so high that no one actually compares to what he wants. Except you.

If they do ask they get a scoff and a dismissive answer, but if they pay enough attention they’ll notice the small blush resting on his cheekbones over the vulgar question.

Usually more vulgar than he expects when it comes from Formaggio.

You won’t even get a full answer when you ask what he likes, usually just “every part of you.” Which is romantic but… It’s a BS answer and everyone knows it.

Out of the options? He’s a boob man, by far.

He loves so much to watch you ride him, especially if you struggle to take him fully so that it’s slower, more intimate. Desperate. And the way your breasts bounce with every time you sink down onto him has him pathetically close.

He enjoys to have you in missionary, fucking you slow and hard, he loves having his fingers softly digging into the flesh of your boobs. But outside of the 3…

It’s your mouth.

He adores being kissed, he may not come across as a very affectionate person in public but he LOVES to kiss you, he doesn’t like tongue kissing though in any way.

But the thing he loves the most?

Yeah. He loves when you suck his dick, more than anything. He won’t ask unless he’s truly desperate and even then he won’t beg nor will he push you to.

But he can’t take his eyes off of the way his length slips past your lips and the feeling of you around him. It’s addicting, and he never lasts long because of it.

Ghiaccio - 

Who is actually risking life and limb to ask this man if he likes boobs or ass… Like, do they actually have a death wish? Who would…

Formaggio.

Yeah that adds up.

And he gets mad EVERY single time, not because he’s necessarily embarrassed, hell he’s the most vulgar of them all.

But because they always do it in public or in front of you, usually both. And the last thing he wants is for you to feel bad about your body because of some stupid preference.

It’ll take a lot of asking or reassurance from you that it’s okay to actually get him to answer in the first place… And guess what. None of the above, and he’s almost annoyed even telling you.

It’s your stomach.

YEAH THATS RIGHT.

He just can’t control how good it makes him feel to grab and hold you during sex (especially if you’re chubby, but he has 0 issue if you aren’t though), one hand on your thigh and the other on your side while he gets you both off.

But he also loves being able to have you ride him so he can touch as much as he wants without having to worry about the position, he is fucked out FAST, full glazed eyes while he just watches you.

His favourite though? Doggy.

So he can be as rough or as gentle as he wants to be while pressing his hand over your stomach or grabbing at you while he fucks you into the mattress. He is GONE and he is... Whiny.

Melone - 

People ask him so much he doesn’t even know what he said the last time, and no one even knows what’s his favourite because it always changes.

The team literally has bets of what it is and no one’s been able to get a straight answer, not even from you, who is just as confused because he won’t tell you either.

Half of them think it's because it’s something so freaky even HE doesn’t want to admit, half of them think he literally doesn’t care in the first place. It’ll take a lot of begging from you for him to actually tell you, or just getting him into a completely ruined state when you can ask…

And you do, a promise to let him finish if he tells you. And he does, desperately.

He doesn’t have a single preference except one.

It’s not ass, it’s not thighs, it’s not boobs.

It’s your eyes.

Yes. You read that right.

He loves every part of you, no matter what you look like, but it’s your eyes that ruin him, he physically needs to be able to hold eye contact during sex.

Yes he’s had flings in the past, sure he liked different parts of them in the moment.

But it all feels different with you because he loves you so much, there’s something agonisingly intimate about being watched by you. He begs if he can’t see you… A lot.

It’s pathetic and desperate and he doesn’t care in the slightest, he needs to look into your eyes when he finishes or it’s not the same. He doesn’t care what position.

He just needs that eye contact, and he’ll do anything you ask as long as he can keep your pretty eyes on him. bro thinks he's anasui

Illuso - 

The team doesn't even bother asking.

They just automatically assume it’s ass because of his stand, just assume he’s fucking you against a mirror, or in front of a mirror…

Wherever he can to be able to look at himself honestly.

No one asks, they’ll tell him outright that that’s what they think and he can’t decide if it makes him happy or sad that they think that he’s so vain over his own appearance that he wants to watch himself have sex. Because he isn't.

Sure he loves mirror sex but not to look at himself, it’s to look at you…

He is a boob man though. Through and through.

He definitely loves mirror sex, specifically in doggy, he loves to see the mess he’s making of you as you fall apart under him.

He loves to watch your face like that but his eyes always end up dropping back to the way every thrust has your boobs jiggle from below you, especially if you’re pinned to the bed with your head forced up to watch him.

He loves missionary too, it gives him the excuse to fuck you hard just to watch the way they bounce with every devastating thrust.

But his favourite? Riding. By far.

It lets him give up control fully to you to just watch and run his hands across your body, especially if he can grab and knead at your breasts, it drives him insane to feel the soft warm flesh under his fingers as you use him to get off.

Formaggio - 

Oh boy, before you’re dating? They’ll regret asking.

He has a different answer every time, and he usually goes into detail on why he loves it so much. But that’s the funniest part, he does NOT fuck.

At all.

His vibes are atrocious when he tries to pick anyone up, it's a miracle that he managed to get a partner in the first place.

And that's only because you bullied him so hard when he tried to get himself laid that he dropped the cool flirty act and then actually seemed like a decent guy and not a complete player.

After you start dating? He stops going into disgusting detail over what he likes, he’s still annoying and flirty but it’s less gross. And he still does tell them, but it’s always the same answer now.

Ass.

He isn’t ashamed to tell you that, in detail.

Usually while he fucks you on whatever you were closest to, very vividly telling you about why he likes it and making any insecurity about your body in the moment disappear.

He prefers to bend you over something to give him full control, enjoying the way that you can’t do anything through the pleasure but take it and moan about how good he feels. 

He LOVES the ego boost, but even more than that he loves to grab your ass…

And the only one on this list I can see would be into spanking his partner, it has him fucked up completely because every single time it makes you clench and he’s basically just edging himself at that point but he cant stop himself.

He’s flirting the entire time too, he’s a cocky bastard and he needs you to know just how hot it is when your ass jiggles under his hand. 

Diavolo - 

Well the plus side for him is that NO one but you is going to ask what he likes, but whether he’s too embarrassed to actually give an answer or doesn’t want to is actually insanely hard to tell which it is.

But you ask regardless, hell sometimes you even ask Doppio when he's fronting, he only ever laughs and refuses to give a straight answer for Diavolo either.

But you don't let up asking Diavolo anyway with a sweet smile until he finally breaks.

And you find out very quickly, it’s ass.

It’s perfect for him because it means he doesn't have to keep your eyes on him the entire time, don’t get him wrong he loves to look at you but sometimes he hates being perceived.

In times like that he loves bending you over something or pushing your head down into the pillows and taking you from behind.

He doesn’t fuck you hard most of the time, it gets him too close too quickly and he likes to feel you for as long as he can before he finishes, preferably after you.

His hands do NOT leave your ass either unless you try to hold his hand, and even then he still has one against you because the feel of you drives him wild.

But the way your ass moves with every thrust has him louder than you ever get to hear him.

Low panted curses with every few snaps of his hips because watching you makes him so hard that he can’t think straight and he’s trying to control himself to make you feel good and not just pin you down and be too rough.

But sometimes he struggles to finish without your eyes on him though and it makes him incredibly flustered to have to ask you to look at him while he’s inside you. But he does.

Doppio - 

Once again there is really not gonna be many people that are going to be asking him other than you, Diavolo doesn’t need to because he can literally see the way he falls apart when you do specific things.

But on the off chance that someone in public does ask Doppio will be so taken aback that he will just completely turn down answering, not that he would have answered in the first place.

But when you ask? He makes you guess…

He won’t outright tell you but he has a LOT of fun while teasing you until you get it right. But it’s not just one thing, he gives you a little leniency of course.

His favourites? Your throat, collarbone and your hands.

One of his absolute favourite things when you have sex?

Pressing kisses down your throat while he fucks you slowly, whispering all of the things he’s going to do to you before he does them.

And with every wet kiss he leaves to your throat is another thing he whispers into your skin, punctuated by a hard thrust. Slow and devastating.

But of course he knows what he's doing, he wants you worked up long before he actually fucks you. And when he does?

He knows your hands are going to be grabbing at him in any way you can to ground yourself and it drives him insane to watch you fall apart and grab his arms where they cage you below him with tears on your lash line.

It’s insane you wouldn’t figure it out before guessing because he will NOT stop biting and sucking marks into your throat and collarbone while groaning in your ear.

He needs to hold your hand when he gets close though, he has to feel you connected to him in such a loving way when he finishes.

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-𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘺, 𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘥𝘢𝘺. 𝘏𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘮 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘩𝘦’𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵. -𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘶𝘵. -𝘞𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴, 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘶𝘱, 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘢 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘺𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘏𝘦 𝘏𝘈𝘚 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘣, 𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥. -𝘏𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘤𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥-𝘶𝘱. 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘳𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴. 𝘏𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴. 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴, 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘹 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘜𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘣, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦. -𝘏𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩 𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘱𝘺𝘫𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘎𝘪𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘰, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘬 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴. 𝘏𝘦 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴: 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘭𝘦. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱. 𝘏𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵.

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-𝘏𝘦’𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧. 𝘏𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦’𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘺. 𝘖𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵, 𝘩𝘦’𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘤𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘳. 𝘋𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘥. 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨: 𝘨𝘰 𝘰𝘯, 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘣 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮… 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘭𝘣𝘰𝘸. -𝘝𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘳. 𝘏𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘶𝘱. 𝘈 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘸, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮, 𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘴 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺. 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦, 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘨𝘴. -𝘏𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘺𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘏𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵. “𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦” “𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩” 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦. -𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘮𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘺… 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘱𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘴, 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘉𝘳𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘺, 𝘩𝘦’𝘥 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘶𝘱. -𝘏𝘦’𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘸𝘰. 𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵-𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘵, 𝘣𝘰𝘹𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴. 𝘌𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵.

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-𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘤𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘨 𝘵𝘰𝘰… 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘦. 𝘠𝘰𝘶’𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘠 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘺. 𝘏𝘦’𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦, 𝘩𝘦’𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘮, 𝘰𝘩 𝘨𝘰𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘰𝘩 𝘨𝘰𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦, 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦. 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥. -𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴𝘰𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴, 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘴𝘬. -𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳? 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘯𝘰, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦’𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵. 𝘛𝘺𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘶𝘻𝘻 𝘤𝘶𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘵𝘩, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩. 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘧𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘦: 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱. -𝘏𝘦’𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘶𝘥𝘦. 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘵-𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳-𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳-𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳-𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘩𝘦’𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵. -𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦, 𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘧𝘪𝘴𝘩. 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦, 𝘺𝘦𝘴, 𝘩𝘦’𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘰𝘧𝘧.

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-𝘏𝘦’𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯, 𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘵. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳: 𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘪𝘳. 𝘔𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘮, 𝘮𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘵, 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘥𝘦. -𝘏𝘦’𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘵𝘰. 𝘏𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘴𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘦, 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘦… 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭. -𝘏𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘵 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵, 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘥. -𝘏𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦, 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘺𝘫𝘢𝘮𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴. 𝘏𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘴𝘮𝘩. -𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘥, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵. 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦’𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴, 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘬 𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳.

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-𝘏𝘦’𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘹𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦. 𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘏𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺, 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘴. 𝘏𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨. -𝘔𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘦’𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦. 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘷𝘶𝘭𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴…. 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘦. -𝘋𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘥. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦’𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘴𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺. 𝘙𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘪𝘹 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵. -𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱. 𝘏𝘦’𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵, 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴. 𝘛𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘮… -𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴. 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴. 𝘏𝘦’𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘺, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦. 𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵, 𝘩𝘦’𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘱 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵.

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-𝘈 𝘬𝘰𝘢𝘭𝘢. 𝘏𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘴 𝘸𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳. 𝘏𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵, 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘴. -𝘏𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘤𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘏𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱. 𝘐𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬’𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵, 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩. 𝘏𝘦’𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘺, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘰… -𝘏𝘦’𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘴𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘤𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘦’𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘧𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘶𝘱, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦’𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘮 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯. 𝘐𝘧 𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴, 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵. -𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵, 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘴𝘴, 𝘴𝘰 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱. 𝘈𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘝 𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘺 9𝘱𝘮. 𝘏𝘦’𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘱𝘢… -𝘏𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰, 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘹. 𝘍𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘩, 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘱𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 #2. -𝘏𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵-𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘺𝘫𝘢𝘮𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘥. 𝘐𝘧 𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘶𝘱, 𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘩𝘦’𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘰𝘯. 𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘴𝘬 “𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨?” 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘴𝘢𝘥. 𝘏𝘦’𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺.

𑁍ࠬܓ when he became a vampire, nothing really changed at first.

𑁍ࠬܓ dio loved how obedient you were in following him rather than that pathetic jojo—you were his lover after all, and he was ecstatic to see you leave all your belongings behind to live with him in this gorgeous, tall mansion to provide him with all your love… until he saw your surplus amount of pure fluff and beady eyes on your shared king-size bed.

𑁍ࠬܓ he's a vampire. it's not like he needed to sleep. what did he care if he couldn't hold you or feel your warm skin under his? dio doesn't care. why the fuck would he, the dio brando, care? even if you strangled him, there's no possible way in hell he's ever admitting that he wanted to replace the stuffed cat you coddled every night. although, he can never truly hide anything fully. you find out faster than he wanted.

𑁍ࠬܓ you love teasing him about his envy when you would cling to a plushie tightly instead of his arm. that pissed him off to no end. you're out here cupping his cheeks and giving him warm kisses to make up for it, though. he has to forgive you.

𑁍ࠬܓ wherever you're not looking, he's kicking the SHIT out of the inanimate creatures that just so happen to fall off the bed. into the fireplace you little bitch.

𑁍ࠬܓ "Worthless. What exactly does my lover find more enticing about you rather then me?"

𑁍ࠬܓ dio finds himself insulting and talking to the plushies more then he should be. go figure. he hates just how much he hates them—he shouldn't be envious over a bunch of cotton and fabric. it makes him want to step out into the sun when you catch him having a heated argument with your stuffed elephant after you gave it a kiss good morning rather than him.

𑁍ࠬܓ if you happen to ask for more fluff-balls to add to your collection? he'll be irritated for weeks. still, he loves you too much to deny you the pleasure of giving you gold and riches to go out into town and buy yourself more.

𑁍ࠬܓ insists that the more stuffed animals you get, the more attention you must provide to him.

𑁍ࠬܓ "My dear, now is hardly the time to be coddling those things. Come now—if you need something to hold on to, let me be your safety. Sounds like a good deal, hmm?"

𑁍ࠬܓ most certainly throws all of the plushies on his side of the bed off (when he does sleep), despite how upset it makes you. but who needs all of those childish toys when you could have this giant hunk of a man who is practically a huge (freaky, sexy) teddy bear?

KARS ;

𑁍ࠬܓ he doesn't really see the need for such trivial little things. all they do is get in his way when he's walking into your shared chambers—why would you possibly want these things around? why so many?

𑁍ࠬܓ (assuming you're a human, one that he tolerates more than anyone) humans have always been such confusing things to kars, but out of every single one he's laid eyes on, let alone met, you are by far the weirdest.

𑁍ࠬܓ if you were to be a fellow pillarman, he would be more fed up than ever. you have so many other things to worry about—worshiping him—that you shouldn't even give these pieces of cotton and yarn the light of day.

𑁍ࠬܓ he's in love with you regardless, plushies or not of course. he could care way less then he does.

𑁍ࠬܓ kars doesn't get jealous easily, even when watching you give a million smooches to a simple stuffed dog. but he does think of it as foolish.

𑁍ࠬܓ "Dearest, must you distract yourself from our time together? This is of utmost importance to our courtship. If you feel the overwhelming desire to hold something, I am right here. Now put down the stuffed creature, or I might have to rip it to shreds."

𑁍ࠬܓ he gets annoyed when he trips over a pile of the loved plushies—but, contrary to both your and the other pillarmens beliefs, he's more tolerant to them then you thought. he might pick a few of them up and toss them onto the bed carelessly. if he misses, he misses. if they land perfectly, then he gives himself a little smirk and goes off to brag to you. esidisi, wamuu, and santana never thought that they would see such a side of him. it's definitely the softer one. don't let that fool you, though—he is still fully on guard to the point of slicing a dust bunny.

𑁍ࠬܓ hates to say it, but he finds it terribly cute of you to lay down on one of your giant teddy bears, or simply a pile of fluffy goodness. something about seeing you so affectionate and willing to carelessly give your love to just objects makes his heart beat faster. you just look so… perfect, like you usually do.

𑁍ࠬܓ that's too embarrassing. forget he said anything.

𑁍ࠬܓ kars is the ultimate being—he is above hatred. but if you were to express disinterest in a certain plush, he absolutely will tear it to shreds for you. he might make a bit of a fuss out of it, but anything to have you cling onto him the way you do after he does something you want. (he's a simple god. all he's saying as that he enjoys your touch when you're feeling clingy. that's it). on the rare occasion that you come to dislike one of the many animals on your bed, he's more then happy to get rid of it.

𑁍ࠬܓ "Am I supposed to dispose of this one? I didn't like it in the first place. Good riddance," he'll scoff, the smooth of his muscular arm shifting into a sharp blade that immediately rips into the ugly stuffed animal. "Now that that is taken care of, I'm thoroughly bored. Let us embrace, yes? I'm much warmer then that thing."

𑁍ࠬܓ physically changes his body heat to resemble one of a birds, making himself almost too hot. still, as much as you hate to admit it, your lips feel significantly warmer on his bare chest, neck, and face, as compared to one of your stuffed animals.

𑁍ࠬܓ you couldn't possibly ask for more, kars believes, until you ask him for a large rabbit plushie the size AND cost of your house.

𑁍ࠬܓ he doesn't even give you money. he just goes out and takes it from an expensive store at night. you don't have to know, even when you interrogate him—what is this, 20 questions??

𑁍ࠬܓ regarding the plushies on his side of the bed (which only happens when you're angry), he won't lash out like he does with other people. he'll be mad as fuck, but he knows you'll probably shoot and kill him (somehow) if he throws all of them out the window. esidisi, wamuu, and santana have never in their lives seen kars neatly pick up the stack and put the stuffed animals on the loveseat with so much care. he's never doing that again out of pure embarrassment after he was caught.

ESIDISI ;

𑁍ࠬܓ he's way more lenient then kars. if anything, he encourages your habit—he can't say no to you. even if it means it takes him a little more time to get to you in your room, stepping over every plushie cautiously, he's more then happy to acknowledge all of them.

𑁍ࠬܓ esidisi is buying you (stealing) more when he has the chance. as rough as he seems, he can't resist the look on your face whenever he sees your eyes light up from the sight of a new creature for the collection.

𑁍ࠬܓ often teases you about how you could possibly divide your love up for all of them. surely all of your love goes to him, but what are the measurements for the amount of love you give to each plush? unless you adore favoritism. he can't complain, after all—you get special treatment regardless of what species you are (human or pillarman).

𑁍ࠬܓ if you're human, he absolutely sees this as another reason why humans are weak and need to be protected—you can't go a day without wanting to hold one of the animals. but, then again, that's what he supposes he likes about you. you aren't as vunerable as he first thought, and you certainly put him in his place when you beat his ass over calling you a weak little human. you have more of his respect then he's willing to admit.

𑁍ࠬܓ if you're a pillarman, he honestly admires you. a true warrior like you isn't ashamed to show off the things they love. then again, how can you not be embarrassed with such… odd creatures?

𑁍ࠬܓ esidisi compares how much you love your plushies to how much he loves you. he'll say that it's like your his own little stuffed animal, one he gets to squeeze and hug and kiss with ease—until kars or wamuu is around. he might be open with his affections, but there's no possible way he would do the shit he does when his lord is around.

𑁍ࠬܓ he 100% gets more jealous then the others might. he is the type to love and care for your plushies just as much as you do, but the second he sees you holding a little giraffe at night instead of him? gone. you don't see that plushie until a few days later when you find it in the garden coated messily in soil.

𑁍ࠬܓ "It had no purpose. You already have something to cherish, I am right here, am I not? The next time you are cold or seeking affection, I will always be around for you. Now, come here, my beloved, return to your lovers arms."

𑁍ࠬܓ when you finally pick him over the plushies over time, it's like his world stopped. he doesn't even need to sleep, but the sensation of your cool skin against his warm makes him want to smother you with love.

𑁍ࠬܓ esidisi's first instinct when it comes to kars threatening (or maybe even doing it) to throw out your worthless stuffed creatures, is to argue. of course, that never really turns out well. after one second, this man is on his knees begging and pleading his lord to keep your plushies. not only did he embarrass himself, he managed to embarrass both you and kars. kars partially hates you after that; he fully thinks you made esidisi too fucking weak for his own good.

𑁍ࠬܓ you never forget the names of the plushies—but he does. he almost starts tearing up when he realizes he got Dave The Pig's name wrong.

𑁍ࠬܓ "It wasn't intentional! His name is Dave, I knew that. I would—" Esidisi sniffles, pounding his fist against the bedside table in frustration, "—I would never forget!"

𑁍ࠬܓ you're too in love with him. he's so much more of a sweetheart then you initially believed. the second you're upset with him regarding your stuffed animals, he's so quick to do a 180 and apologize. kars openly speaks about his disappointment in his fellow pillarman for this behavior, but that just means that he does it more in private.

𑁍ࠬܓ if you want more? done. you don't even say what you want—he just pulls up after five minutes holding a batch of brand new plushies that just got restocked. good for you. good for you.

𑁍ࠬܓ when his side of the bed, which he doesn't need in the first place, is covered in plush creatures, he finds your behavior more cute than ridiculous.

WAMUU ;

𑁍ࠬܓ wamuu doesn't necessarily have a big opinion on it—he loves you until the heat death and worships you to the same degree as lord kars—but he understands your feelings and constantly validates them.

𑁍ࠬܓ he understands the feeling of needing to care for something. it's nowhere near comparable to his dedication to obeying esidisi and kars, but it's a bit similar in the aspect that you both have things you care for excessively.

𑁍ࠬܓ if you were human, kars and esidisi would absolutely disapprove of your relationship. of course, they have their own guilty pleasures too, so the least they could do was be lenient with allowing you to live, but that didn't stop their dislike from you. especially when you have a million plushies, almost as if you were a child. they look down upon wamuu for falling in love with such a feeble-acting human. only children had "stuffed animals."

𑁍ࠬܓ if you were a pillarman, you're getting worshipped like you created the universe. but that's not the point. as a pillarman, wamuu would think that maintaining your strength and knowledge was the most important part. but you were nothing like him and the others, which he heavily admired you for. he considers your plushies to be your children, and everybody is sickly aware of when he embraces that.

𑁍ࠬܓ wamuu doesn't get jealous easy, i would say. if he were to see you snuggling up to one of your stuffed animals, all he would do is stare in admiration, if anything. you're so gentle it makes him all warm inside. as kars would say; Ew.

𑁍ࠬܓ he acknowledges and respects what time you want what. if you want to hold and kiss him? he's more then happy to oblige. if you would prefer in the moment to cuddle up to one of your million plushies, he'll nod and act as if nothing was happening.

𑁍ࠬܓ "My love, what would you prefer tonight—oh. Forgive me, I suppose that's already answered," Wamuu smiles lightly at the way you clung onto him like a koala. You expect, and earn, a few kisses to your hands. "Is there anything else I can do?"

𑁍ࠬܓ wamuu memorizes every name openly. he knows exactly what each plushie is, when you got them, what their name is; all the works.

𑁍ࠬܓ treats all of them with respect as if they were equal to him. he would probably pick them up from their scruff or behind, observing them for a fair minute before patting its head when no one's looking. addresses and mentions the stuffed animals in basic conversation that makes you and the pillarman do multiple double-takes.

𑁍ࠬܓ he notices the little things that might be future issues, as well as fixing them before you notice. sometimes there are stains of melted chocolate or juice—wait, what spill? already gone. plushie is squeaky clean.

𑁍ࠬܓ oh, what's that? you want another? yeah. it's already on your bed. there's nothing this man wouldn't do—he even stole (or made by himself) little clothes to put on him he bare plush. all he needs as a "thank you" is a kiss and mayhaps even the privilege of naming it himself.

𑁍ࠬܓ "What name are we thinking of, my love? Anything you come up with will be great, as always. I'm glad to be of assistance if you need ideas."

𑁍ࠬܓ he doesn't get mad at your plushies—that's just childish. besides, he treats them as he treats you, so why would he ever treat them poorly?

𑁍ࠬܓ aside from that one time where a plushie fell off the shelf and landed in your tea. we don't talk about that. the violence was perfectly consensual.

𑁍ࠬܓ for whenever he comes to your room for a night of cuddles he earned, seeing his side coated in plush little critters due to you being mad at him, wamuu has to admit he's disappointed. but, he respects your silent wishes, and tucks the blanket over your shoulder a bit more before staying up once more to keep watch of the mansion. in the case where he needs a break or a breather, he will instead rest on the couch or loveseat rather than wake you up.

DIO ;

𑁍ࠬܓ he's a grown ass man. he really doesn't care about your plushie habit as much as he would've all those years ago when he first became a vampire. whatever makes you happy makes him happy, even if he has to kick those little shits to the side sometimes. aside from that, he might even say he finds them cute.

𑁍ࠬܓ he wouldn't be with you in the first place if he didn't respect you in one way or another. sure, your actions are kind of childish to him, but we all have our weird hobbies, right? either way, i think that the fact that he's a vampire lessens his anger with having your plushies hang around. he can just float over them.

𑁍ࠬܓ dio absolutely hates the ones with the hard eyes. fucking despises them. also the itty bitty ones that he could swallow in one gulp. they get in the way all the time, and somehow the ones with the annoying beady eyes end up shattering everywhere because he gets so fed up with them that he breaks them. sucks to suck.

𑁍ࠬܓ if you're a human, which is very unlikely, he'd have to get use to the fact that you can leave whenever you want into the sun and steal all of his money (consensually) just to return to the mansion with 30 different plush toys.

𑁍ࠬܓ "Hm, dear, you're back? Do tell me, how was the sun today?" DIO chuckles lightly, a hand running through your hair as you proudly show off your new snake plush. "Yes, yes, I see Mister Venomous. Vanilla Ice will find a place for him."

𑁍ࠬܓ poor vanilla ice. the majority of his orders nowadays, not regarding the crusaders, are finding places for your varying stuffed animals. if you find one in a place you don't like it? you can hear him being bitch-slapped from 17 rooms away. poor thing.

𑁍ࠬܓ if you're a vampire, he supposes he'll hire some of his stand users and force them to buy whatever plushies you desire. he'd never make you go out into the sun—that's barbaric. anything for you, his one and only true love, immortal together.

𑁍ࠬܓ …your plushies are there too, he guesses.

𑁍ࠬܓ he will get fed up fast if you decide to snuggle against one of your massive stuffed animals instead of him—sure, he's cold (he's a dead body), but is his chest not good enough for you? he's the most powerful person on the planet and you dare to not want him? at that point he'll literally order vanilla ice to transfer all of the plushies off the bed while he grabs you and "falls asleep" holding you in a suffocating grip.

𑁍ࠬܓ that's not jealousy, btw, that's just pure anger. well, maybe part of it is jealousy, but is it really jealousy if all he wants is the love and respect he, lord dio, deserves?

𑁍ࠬܓ he doesn't care much for the demeaning names of your plushies, but if a servant ever criticizes them? fucking dead. or just severely threatened in a few rare situations.

𑁍ࠬܓ "Hol Horse… my partner took time and effort into nursing these stuffed creatures. Do you have anything more negative you would like to say about them? Please. Do not make me repeat myself. I'm sure the maggots would love your vile, disgusting flesh. Better yet, Vanilla Ice would."

𑁍ࠬܓ dio finds himself oddly curious sometimes. you'll be sitting on his lap, arms wrapped around his beefy neck, yapping about the lore of the most recent plushies you got. some bullshit about divorces and love triangles… at this point, he's not ashamed to be nodding along. who needs books when he has you?

𑁍ࠬܓ he's all for giving you his riches to buy more to your ever-growing collection—in the morning when you wake up, even one dream about an animal or creature is enough for him to send out a stand user to buy one for you. you don't even have to ask—and even when you do—it's always there, pristine, spotless, and always ready for cuddles.

𑁍ࠬܓ if your bed is crowded with so many plushies he doesn't have any space? he moves you. this bitch scoops you up and moves you to another bedroom to cuddle with him there. you brought this upon yourself. you know he hates when you don't depend on him. he's not mad about you hogging the bed—it all ends the same way (you being trapped in a choking vice grip). that's something for younger him to get mad about.

KIRA YOSHIKAGE ;

𑁍ࠬܓ when he first took his place as your husband, he thought your collecting habit was a bit odd. but really, he isn't one to be judging. what does bug him is the way you just lay your plushies all over the place. his question is; why the hell are the duckling plushies separated from one another?

𑁍ࠬܓ he could care less about what you do in your free time, honestly. kira is only focused on himself, of course, but he gets all itchy when he sees your stuffed animals in different positions every day. it makes him want to kill you already.

𑁍ࠬܓ too bad. he's stuck with you until he gets lucky and finds a new, saner partner.

𑁍ࠬܓ aside from your little (massive) habit, life with him isn't all too strange. he's not very open to your affections, not that you need him in the first place. honestly, the stuffed animals were a win for him—you allowed yourself to be more distracted, and he didn't have to give up more than a quarter of effort into giving you love.

𑁍ࠬܓ and then… oh! yikes. your hands come into the equation. it's the night he comes home from overtime at work, ready to conk out on your bed together. the thing that caught his attention wasn't the fact that you cleaned off his side for him kindly, but the way your hand traced circles unconsciously on the fur of one of your duck plushies. even in rest, your affection seemed to work in tandem with your unconscious body.

𑁍ࠬܓ it's the way your fingers brushed through the cheap fur, slow and unwavering. when you stopped, it's like his heart ceased its rhythm. so, regarding envy? yeah… he's already past that stage. poor him. otherwise, he couldn't care less. surely.

𑁍ࠬܓ kira finds himself being unnecessarily affectionate. he always gets the urge to gravitate towards hands, of course, but he can't keep himself off of you. every time you're not caressing one of your many stuffed animals, he's stealing your hands away (figuratively) from you and pressing tender kisses to them.

𑁍ࠬܓ aside from your flawless hands, he starts thinking of you and your plushies to be endearing in your/their own little way. the way you kiss all of them good night. the way you give them all names, all 100+ of them, and somehow still remember. there's something so simple and natural about it, like a routine of sorts.

𑁍ࠬܓ secretly memorizes all of their names with you. the serial killer isn't even aware of the fact that he addresses all of them so casually when something happens—let alone how he helps as if it's the most important thing in the world.

𑁍ࠬܓ "Honey, Rupert Jr. fell off again, I fear. Shall you get him, or do you want me to?"

𑁍ࠬܓ and he'll pick up the fallen soldiers, then the next thing you know, all of them are organized. although, he has a hard time picking how they should be sorted. start with the top of the food chain? no, no—that would mean the pink lion would go next to your orange shark. fuck no. color coordination? maybe… but he hated the way the polar bear was right next to the rabbit. alphabetization? too much time.

𑁍ࠬܓ the amount of times he's been late to work because of stopping by toy stores for you is disgusting. he wants to scrunch his face up every time he steps foot in the stuffed animal isle, passing by snotty kids and picking up the plushie that looked the most spotless. of course, he took into account what your favorite brand was and what animals were your favorite. of course he did. that's what husbands did, right? he was just blending in.

𑁍ࠬܓ kira despises himself for getting so attached to you—of course, you didn't suspect him of anything, but he would have to leave eventually. he hates the way his heart speeds up every time you smile, especially how you hold his face gently as if it's glass and press your lips to his as a thank you. it's so overwhelmingly intimate that he finds himself wanting to get you even more plushies then you ask for in the first place.

𑁍ࠬܓ "It's no problem, hon. I couldn't say no to you if I tried," Kira would lowly chuckle, pressing your hands closer to his skin. "Say the word and I'll have more by tomorrow. How does that sound?"

𑁍ࠬܓ on an off day, if you just so happened to be mad at him and crowd his side of the bed with plushies (mixed and out of order), he wouldn't be too terribly upset, but it would get on his nerves every time you ruined his perfect organization. you might wake up in the middle of the night after he returns home, spotting in your peripheral your husband. your loving, terribly quiet husband, who slowly organized and put every plushie back in its respective spot in the large bedroom.

DIAVOLO ;

𑁍ࠬܓ THIS ANNOYS THE FUCK OUT OF HIM.

𑁍ࠬܓ not only do you get so mad at him all the time for not properly transporting and moving your plushies when you're traveling, they get in his way all the time. he's comfortable with tight spaces. tiny spaces. but not when they're shoveled with your stupid fucking creatures.

𑁍ࠬܓ yeah, yeah, he loves you—so what? they piss him off and it doesn't help that you're constantly distracting him for more. diavolo doesnt approve of your habit of course, but doppio does, and that worries him sometimes.

𑁍ࠬܓ sometimes he gets so mad that he splits the room into two halves—your side, which you can barely move in, and his side, clear and absolutely positively walkable. he is ignoring your whines on purpose.

𑁍ࠬܓ "Darling," Diavolo starts, his voice an aggravated growl as his eyebrows furrow. "Get your stuffed bat off of my side. I get that you're running out of room, but I set this tape down for a reason. Now let me work."

𑁍ࠬܓ he doesn't care if it's "cute". he can't afford to have the two of you slow down at all because you left a plush or two behind. if you're lucky he'll let you take 10 with you at the end of the day.

𑁍ࠬܓ if you ever end up settling with him—ever, which I doubt—he'd be fine with the plushies. just kind of weirded out. i don't think he would like it very much if he woke up in the middle of the night to see 50 stuffed animals glaring down at him from the top of shelves and windows. fuck that.

𑁍ࠬܓ this bitch does not get jealous. he's too busy locking in on his glowing white computer screen. you could be kissing a plush right in front of his face and he'd just look at you so worriedly. you're just blocking his vision, he doesn't actually care that you're not giving him kisses.

𑁍ࠬܓ he's not all kissy and cuddly anyways. you're better off with the plushies.

𑁍ࠬܓ he hates to admit it, but when you're all tuckered out and exhausted from how much work he gives you, watching you snuggle up to those dumbass plushies you love so much is more worth it than he originally thought. diavolo finds them annoying—not you. in a way, secretly, he finds it cute. but heaven forbid he ever say that.

𑁍ࠬܓ this man is NOT above throwing out or destroying your stuffed animals. if they get onto his side of the room more than once, they're gone. you'll probably never see them again.

𑁍ࠬܓ he's one of the richest people on the planet. he could buy you anything you ever wanted if you asked—just… not more plushies. they piss him off too much. the only occasion he'd ever invest in those stupid little things would be your birthday or christmas/hanukkah. otherwise you're on your own sneaking some past him.

𑁍ࠬܓ "Happy Birthday. I know I'm not usually fond of celebrating or whatever… it's not usually worth my time. But I guess you deserve a new one of your, uhm, toys? If it makes you happy… then I guess we can let it stick around a while. But don't get used to this. Alright—let's transfer locations."

𑁍ࠬܓ one time you tried to clip a plush keychain onto his belt loop. he's always so tired he didn't even notice until you heard him get frustrated at you in the middle of the night. he still loves you—he loves you after decades of knowing each other. he'd be mad, but he recognizes you're just trying to mess with him and have fun. he guesses he'll let you have this moment.

𑁍ࠬܓ you two don't usually share a bed; it's just not his thing. he's not really physical, either. so, what you'll do when your mad at him, his sleep in his bed and take up his space with your plushies. it aggravates him to no end—and he'll 100% try and sleep in your empty bed to no avail. it doesn't feel right whatsoever. at that point he won't even go to bed, he'll just stay up and pull an all-nighter doing mafia bullshit.

DOPPIO ;

𑁍ࠬܓ he finds it cute, and then he finds it weird, and then it circles back to cute again. your collecting habit is adorable to him, but he has to admit it's kind of crazy that you spend hundreds of thousands of your his money just to buy more of these fluffy things. but they are cute!

𑁍ࠬܓ with all the traveling he does, he worries with how diavolo might process the amount of plushies you have. but not to worry, he hoards a bunch of them in diavolos duffel bag for you. he blames you for being too stinkin' cute for your own good!!! and then diavolo wants to shoot him.

𑁍ࠬܓ he loves all of your plushies equally. this bitch is having tea parties with them even when you're not around. to him, they're an extension of you.

𑁍ࠬܓ "More tea for you, Lady Bubbles? Oh, what about you, Mister Electric?"

𑁍ࠬܓ "My darling Doppio... Get back on track, please. Do not sacrifice the mission for a… tea party."

𑁍ࠬܓ he gets jealous. yeah. you will see him sitting in the corner and pouting at you if you're bothering to cuddle and kiss one of them and not him. he has perfectly good lips for kissing.

𑁍ࠬܓ doppio has lost count of the amount of times boss has gotten mad at him for even associating with your little hobby. he can't help it—it's almost become his hobby too! you've influenced him for better or for worse. the max he's allowed to do without getting yelled at is carrying his "phone" with him (one of your stuffed watermelon plushies).

𑁍ࠬܓ he comes up with half of the names of your newer stuffed animals—it's a team effort. plus, his names are too good to just shake off.

𑁍ࠬܓ he loves seeing you all cuddled up to the pile of plush toys you're allowed to have. you're adorable even when he can't indulge you at all—after all, he has to put work before anything. but then comes you, and then your plushies. if he had it his way, he'd buy you all of the plush creatures in the universe. maybe another day.

𑁍ࠬܓ the tape that diavolo sets down? doppio tries to subtly move it sometimes, only to get yelled at. that doesn't stop him from trying sometimes, though.

𑁍ࠬܓ sure, it gets a little crowded sometimes in whatever tight room boss transports the two of you to. but that's okay, he doesn't mind sleeping like a fucking egyptian to mold himself to fit into your bed.

𑁍ࠬܓ he treats all of them equally, doesn't play favorites at all. they're all too cute to pick!

𑁍ࠬܓ you love him to death and know that he's your ticket to buying more plushies. he gets yelled at, but it's for the good of the people (you)! he loves you unbearably so that he denies boss's orders sometimes just to go out of his way to buy you whatever you want. the missions aren't compromised in any possible way, so what's the harm?

𑁍ࠬܓ "Babe, I got you this! You… uhm—I thought it'd be a great gift! Boss got a little heated at me, sure, but it was worth it, right? And there's more where that came from!"

𑁍ࠬܓ you have a few choices. cuddle with a plushie individually and make him sad, or cuddle with him and a plushie. honestly, even when you're not cuddling with either, he's cuddling your plushies for you. he has no shame. sometimes he'll even accidentally kick you off the bed when he's trying to snuggle up to your collection (the small one, due to diavolos frustration).

𑁍ࠬܓ you two share a bed, and you rarely ever get mad at him. so, imagine your surprise when you wake up to see this man laying where the plushies were, once covering his spot, but now on layered on top of him as he presses closer to you. he does NOT let them get in the way—he simply becomes one with them.