my personal favorite naruto headcanon is that his favourite color is red, but it never shows to anyone because he feels like it will expose too much about him.
cue one day when sasuke overhears a conversation between ino and naruto at a party, where he learns that his dumbass's favourite color is red. because if that was the case why the FUCK does he wear that hideous orange everywhere he goes. it hurts sasuke's eyes and pride to be found near such a color.
naruto sounds flustered and is anxiously looking around after sharing this piece of information, with ino looking confused and suddenly realizing what was happening. the smug look of 'i know what you are' was something naruto experienced for the second time now (thank you iruka for the first) and he felt just as shy as before.
sasuke was now suspicious - what is going on with the favourite colour? yeah sure it is red, but he can't for the life of him recall naruto ever being surrounded by red. wait. the uzumaki's had red hair. so its about his mother.
but his reaction is not what one would expect from sharing that they like their cultural heritage.
cue sasuke slowly slipping in red things for naruto to have, because he thinks that the blonde is too embarrassed to change things so late in the game. and naruto losing his mind because he thinks sasuke KNOWS and is now teasing him relentlessly.
anyways, thank you for coming to my ted talk.
maybe one day a fanfic will be written
TLDR: naruto is smitten by the red sharingan that his favourite kuudere wields.
