#transformers 2

Yeah…

And my reaction during all these years (I still hate it)

Especially in the first couple movies, like... buddy that's a giant alien robot and you're getting in his face and bossing him around and talking out the side of your neck like he couldn't flick you to your death.

And Optimus is such a bootlicker he just lets them like talk like that, gtfo

I'm watching Revenge of the Fallen and that guy that works under the president keeps rolling his neck and shit, it's so insane to me omg

Bumblebee wouldn't let that shit slide

same for that white lady in Dark of the Moon

I read a fic where Sam became the allspark/a prime and I had a good idea. What if he became a some sort of queen for a transformer hivemind. You're going to have to hear me out in this one.

So to reform the allspark the primes have to use Sam's body. He starts craving metal, eating a lot, and waiting to be close to transformers. Sam sends out signals, subtle at first for his needs; like "I'm hungry" then the bot will feel compelled to feed Sam. Until basically all the bots try to serve him as a queen.

(The allspark technically was kinda like their queen bee. 🤷)

Anyways Sam turns into this fucked up body horror esc thing half between human and cybertronian. Also he doesn't just look like a messed up cyborg he resembles more if a biblically accurate angel had an insect body but was also a centaur being made up of 60% metal.

1. G1

2. Bayformers

3. Aligned Continuity

4. Transformers One