#michael bay

1) Master Sergeant Robert Robertson is a U.S. Marine veteran who was selected to be the next pilot for the U.S. military’s experimental unit known as “the Mecha Men”.

2) Shifts always start at the break of dawn or at sunset

3) Prism and Coupe have a scene where they talk about their weaves. Either that or they argue about whose fried chicken recipe is better.

4) Punch Up is always drunk and talks about how he hates the English.

5) Just because, we get a scene of Flambae in a thong and the camera has to do a close up on his ass. Not to arouse the audience but to make people cringe and laugh.

6) Waterboy is always talking super fast, like he’s out of breath. Later in the movie, he’s screaming for his life to the point that the audience gets annoyed.

7) Golem has a rock yamaka/kippah. Also, he’s got to talk about money and his mother all the time.

8) Malevola is just kinda there. But every time the camera is on her, she looks like a supermodel. Other than that, Michael Bay didn’t know what to do with her.

9) Sonar is also just kinda there. But his character is reduced down to man who is a bat, there’s nothing about him that screams Harvard academic.

10) Phenomaman’s fights always lead to unnecessary city devastation and civilian deaths. But every time Phenomaman accidentally kills someone, he’s gotta make a joke about it.

11) Blonde Blazer’s introduction:

12) Invisigal’s introduction:

JOSH HARTNETT as DANNY WALKER

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(Eryn is played by Dove Cameron)