#allspark sam

Uhhhh Allspark Sam and Unicron's reaction. Me want.

For whatever crack induced reasons Sam activates the "omg so cute" section of the brain in transformers. So it makes things much more funny.

When Sam sees bee true form the first time he gets picked up and cuddled. Bee doesn't know why but he just needed a snuggle from this small human. The rest of the autobots have more restraint but you definitely can still feel the 🥺 in their mannerisms.

This even affects Megatron; which is kinda awkward for everyone lmao.

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Megatron: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU FLESHY I'LL MAKE SURE YOUR NEST IS VERY COMFORTABLE AND YOU HAVE THE FINEST FOOD!

Sam: What?!

Megatron: What?

Autobots: I meeeeean......

One of the translations of Samuel is God has heard in Hebrew. And there's fics where Quintessa , who is apparently a goddess, gets a hold of Sam to physically manipulate. There's fics where Sam gets sent back in time as a bot by , sometimes as a prime with a more ancient design.

I'm kinda just hoping to one day find a fic where Quintessa does something Primus doesn't agree with so he sends Sam with a new frame to fight her and she calls him a demigod.

Kid needs a break.

Unfortunately for him, I will be merging him and the Allspark.

10x worse seizures

Heart burns

Chronic pain every now and then

Getting admitted in a mental institution for a year before getting rescued

Experiments™

Cassandra of Troy (iykyk)

Constantly getting overstimulated

Becoming a god

Dealing with the 13 and Primus's BS

Unicron's BS

A cult

I read a fic where Sam became the allspark/a prime and I had a good idea. What if he became a some sort of queen for a transformer hivemind. You're going to have to hear me out in this one.

So to reform the allspark the primes have to use Sam's body. He starts craving metal, eating a lot, and waiting to be close to transformers. Sam sends out signals, subtle at first for his needs; like "I'm hungry" then the bot will feel compelled to feed Sam. Until basically all the bots try to serve him as a queen.

(The allspark technically was kinda like their queen bee. 🤷)

Anyways Sam turns into this fucked up body horror esc thing half between human and cybertronian. Also he doesn't just look like a messed up cyborg he resembles more if a biblically accurate angel had an insect body but was also a centaur being made up of 60% metal.