I learned from a random tiktok that the Inkheart series by Cornelia Funke will get a fourth book in 2023 (at least in German, idk about other languages). (Which itself is⦠uhhh,,, idk didnāt have time to think about it).
They also announced that because of the fourth book, the whole series will be re-released with a new cover.
Here is how the current covers are looking:
(Correction: apparently mine are very old and in the current version the first one is red, the second green and the third one I have is the current one. But the differences are minor and Iām too lazy to search them up in the internet)
They are beautiful and classy and carry a very fantasy-esque vibe with them that fits the actual story perfectly.
This is how the new books will look like:
This⦠this is a war crime. I should be protected from this under the Geneva convention laws.
I already thought the current American covers are so damn ugly that I would never pick them up unless you put a gun to my head. (Sorry not sorry those are an atrocity.)
BUT THIS. Why are they just random primarily colors? What are the random scribbles? Why those the unicorn have a septum piercing?
I hate it so much I could literally cry. I know you shouldnāt judge a book by itās cover but I KNOW that I love the books and wouldnāt pick them up in a bookstore. How am I supposed to recommend these books when they look like this?
Even without the frankly ridiculous amount of nostalgia I have for the books and the original covers these are just UGLY.
My mum even suggested I should write a letter to Cornelia Funke and tell her that itās a bad idea. (Thanks mom, Iām sure that will workā¦)
26⬠for a book no one wanted and itās the ugliest thing Iāve ever seen. An insult to all books I own.
Anyway. Just needed to rant