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i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs
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i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs
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"what happened," john explained, "is that eppy just kept on and on at me. until one night i finally just pulled me trousers down and said to him: 'oh, for christβs sake, brian, just stick it up me f*****g arse then!'
"and he said to me, 'actually, john, i don't do that kind of thing. thatβs not what i like to do!β
'well, i said, 'what is it you like to do, then?'
"and he said, 'iβd really just like to touch you, john.'
"and so i let him toss me off."
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@stick-eridian-collection made this for my cubicle a few weeks ago :)
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Caption of the GIF above for all the Captains who can't see it: Julian Bashir, in the later seasons of DS9, in the new greyish Starfleet uniform with a green collar, looking up at something just above him before pivoting to examine it closer from a different angle. Classic.
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log - may 26 2026:
the movies project hail mary and iron lung have been inexplicably stuck in my head for weeks.
i have thus developed my own alternate universe for the two main characters to meet and have a happy ending.
although this obsession has taken up a lot of my time it has been the reason for my drawing hobby to come back.
might end up posting about my au and art here soon
idk
conclusion: media consumption is the catalyst to the creation of new media, a beautiful cycle
-πͺ²
Seeing as we're at the halfway point of the year and some of these situations are (hopefully) no longer ongoing, I can actually talk about them. So, new Marlin Life Lore in no particular order:
- Left a cult (don't worry about it)
- Kissed someone who was enbyphobic (boo)
- Quit my job part 2 electric boogaloo
- Tried manifesting as a joke and think I got cursed instead
- Three month long situationship π₯³
- Five older people were hitting on me, but at least 2 of them were actively evil (3 if we count enbyphobic woman)
- Burned bridges with two long-standing industry connections within 3 weeks of one another
- Gathered a Google Drive worth of evidence on my ex-boss (because we can always nuke the remains of the bridge)
Made an Eraserhead Baby Labubu using a lafufu from the flea market