Dec 18, 2025
Pretty privilege is a real thing because every one of Achilles' atrocities get excused but Thersites can't even get away with opening his mouth apparently
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Pretty privilege is a real thing because every one of Achilles' atrocities get excused but Thersites can't even get away with opening his mouth apparently
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Top 10 things that were said in the Iliad but the lines are modernized. (Because I was bored)
1. "Wretched Paris, good for nothing but making tiktoks with women and using your face card!" -Hector.
2. "I will literally commit cannibalism on you rn." -Achilles.
3. "Haha Lmaoo jokes on you, loser. You thought I didn't notice Apollo and Euphorbus helping you? Achilles WILL get your ass." -Patroclus.
4. "Are we deadass?" -Thersites.
5. "But Hector is cool though :(" -Zeus.
6. "Hector is cooked and Apollo can do NOTHING about it." -Athena.
7. "Menelaus, you will NOT put your name in the lot to fight Hector. You WILL get slimed and I do not want that." -Agamemnon.
8. "Beauty has its own privileges. People who can't mog should understand that." -Paris.
9. "You should stick to skincare, Aphrodite!" -Diomedes.
10. "Stop crying about wounds like a child, I'd literally disown you if you weren't my son." -Zeus.
"According to Polybius, students in the second century BCE were being asked to compose and deliver sustained essays of praise and blame directed toward characters from literature who seemingly had no good qualities to praise (Thersites) or no bad qualities to blame (Penelope)."
This is so funny to me. I'm just imagining an epic cycle spectrum with Thersites on one end and Penelope on the other.
every army needs a wretched guy who wont shut up named "Thersites" who everyone can hit with scepters and the like and say "Fuck you Thersites"
Very random poll but
Who is the biggest ragebaiter
Odysseus
Agamemnon
Thersites (Diomedes' ugly cousin)
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is this accurate
"Ugh classics are so boring" Classics:
Iliad, book II, vv. 257-264