Hectromache's Attorney.

Thank you Paris the musical for being the world's only adaptation that doesn't make Menelaus abusive and hateful for some reason while still maintaining that Helen went willingly

I find it so fucking funny how Hector just leaves Apollo on read the entire Iliad. Bro saves his life every other day, is responsible for half his wins and when Troy is in trouble Hector is like "man... lets go pray to Athena maybe if she doesn't hate us we'll actually win" "hope zeus is on our side today gods bless 🙏😞"

Someone please tell Hector to stop hitting the victory poses on him 😭😭🙏🏼

Convinced that happened to the real hector. Apollo held a power point presentation about how he must be protected.

Andromache didn't say "The love of Hector's Andromache, that never dies" for y'all to be sidelining her and hailing Penelope and Odysseus as the only couple who actually loved each other in classic literature