THAT’S WHAT LEGENDARY GREEK HEROES DO!!!!
ORESTES, Son of AGAMEMNON:
Menelaus (My Uncle) fought the Trojan war for ten years to get Helen (My Aunt) and eventually after a long struggle got her to Sparta where they lived happily ever after. That’s what “LEGENDARY” warriors/heroes do
EURYSACES, Son of AJAX THE GREATER:
Diomedes, talk about Diomedes.Harm two gods best warrior right next to Achilles and Ajax the greater, my father there we go.
ORESTES: son of AGAMEMNON:
Diomedes. LEGENDARY harmed two GODS and stole the Palladium Along with Odysseus
ORESTES, son of AGAMEMNON:
Ajax The Lesser assaulted Cassandra in the temple of Athena and got himself killed and made the lives of The Greeks returning home harder. He didn’t score Bro(Eurysaces: yep that’s right hmm yep that’s right.) and made the lives of those who survived the Trojan war worse stop calling him “LEGENDARY” because he has the same name with
ORESTES, Son of AGAMEMNON:
Ajax The Greater. The guy who defended the Greek ships from destruction from the Trojans using his Tower-Lile shied blocking his whole body.
Teucer his half-brother, one of the greatest Archers in the Trojan War ever (at least on the Greek side at least.) stop calling him that.
Because when he tried to complete the foot race his ass slip on mud on all things even tho it wasn’t even raining so could there be mud
when he saved by the rock after his fleet sank instead of being grateful that he was alive and well what did he do he fought that he was superior because his man died and he didn’t. Bum behavior fraud behavior.(Eurysaces, Son of Ajax The Greater: yep hmm right yep hmm right indeed.)
ORESTES, Son of AGAMEMNON:
Ajax the greater, Teucer, Diomedes, even fucking Agamemnon (my father), Antilochus as a rookie 45 kills ,Palamedes invented dice ,Achilles basically almost immortal, Meriones LEGENDARY these are all legendary-
TELEMACHUS, son of ODYSSEUS:
“So what does that mean even Neoptolemus is legen-“
ORESTES, son of AGAMEMNON.
Yes even fucking Neoptolemus is even more than fricking legendary than Ajax The lesser that’s who we are talking about right now stop talking about like he’s the GOAT he is not the goat he think he the shit which funny because he garbage in competitions he Garbage.!!!!
as you can clearly Tell I did this as one giant massive shitpost about the Trojan War and it’s heroes (Or on the Acheans side at least). Hopefully I made you laugh because honestly idk what to post anymore on my tumblr I kinda ran out of things to post about so this can basically combat the “less content” issue hopefully soon I would I think of more ideas over time but for now have fun reading my other post and stuff.