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I realised that I generally have the same opinion on robert/visi/blazer as I do on robert/aterboy/flambae: all combinations are so good that they should just be poly. So. I have done it. I have come up with the ULTIMATE SHIP. Youve heard of a poly V, get ready for a poly FIGURE 8!!!
Flambae making it his personal goal to get Robert and Herm in shape. He sees the potential and wants to nurture it because having a hot bod is so fucking cool and they should get one.
Robert is lagging behind due to his lack of powers but still giving it his all. He wants his pre-coma strength back. He feels so weak and useless and he knows he can get there. It might just take awhile. And Chad's pretty encouraging in a mean way.
Herm, however, keeps up just fine. He's just too nervous to try new things or push himself. Wearing a long sleeve shirt, hoodie and two pairs of sweat pants because he worries about getting the machines wet which means he over heats really quickly and has to sit down and rest while Robert finishes up his sets.
Eventually Chad talks him into shedding a few layers (I'll fucking wipe shit down, I know you can lift twice that and your going to, water bitch) and Herm peels off his hoodie and one pair of pants and now he regrets the suggestion.
Because Herm's shirt is soaked, clinging to his lean torso and pushed up over his navel. And his sweat pants are grey, and he can see the noodle clear as day halfway down his thigh while the elastic waistband sits low on his hips.
And oh fuck....maybe the layers were actually for his and Robert's protection this whole time.
Waterboy: Guys, I had sex for the first time!
Z-team: That's great buddy, come sit down
Waterboy: I can't, my butt hurts
Z-team: ....
Flambae and Robert are sitting with guilty looks
Oh my cute hermy and ur cute loser smile <3
some college au wip teehee

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v self-indulgent/not backed by evidence of me but i feel like waterboy would be a rlly good intermediary for flambae and robert's issues with each other, especially with flambae bc that man would rather die than sort out his issues w/ robert directly with robert.
ofc tho the catch is that waterbae would have to be at the level of comfortability in which herman can stand his own ground and regularly + blatantly calls flambae out on his bullshit. that's how i even see a conversation about this topic even playing out in the first place
i mean hero-worship of another chara isn't generally seen as a good trait but i think waterboy's pedestal-ing of flambae & rob in this case could actually be kinda helpful for them bc they each in their separate ways don't feel like a "real hero." sometimes you're just a piece of shit who just needs someone who very very sincerely believes you're not a piece of shit in ur corner when u explain yourself lmaoo
The ship name for flambae x waterboy x robert should be SteamMech bc fire and water make steam and then. Robert is just there I guess.
I guess this means flambae and waterboy would also just be Steam together? Idk man
Idk if this is already a thing or not 😭
DISPATCH SHIPS I LIKE/VIBE WITH
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Phenomaman🦸♀️ x Robert ☕
(Mpreg will be real lol)
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Sonar 🦇 x Robert ☕
(I like it bc Sonar would be cringe, like doing the missile toe or trying to be overly flirty but ends up looking stupid (sill makes Robert fall head over heels lol))
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Invisigal 🚬 x Robert ☕
(Cute and I love it out of the female/straight options.)
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Invisigal 🚬 x Blonde Blazer 💎
(they do lesbianisms together, which is fine. #yuri)
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Blonde Blazer 💎 x Robert ☕
(Cute, like it, but I feel like it would be awkward working with Phenomaman...)
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Waterboy💧x Flambae 🔥
(Toxic Yaoi, but hot as hell.)
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Waterboy 💧 x Robert ☕ x Flambae 🔥
(Steam-machine polycule, love it.)
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Waterboy 💧 x Robert ☕
(Studdery mess of a boyfriend, Robert would be in love lol)
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Flambae 🔥 x Robert ☕
(Toxic Yaoi, but Flambae bottoms/they are both switches)
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Coupé 🕊️ x Punch-up 🍀
(They are cute, and would be great for each other.)
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Waterboy 💧 x Phenomaman 🦸♀️
(I think it is funny/cute.)
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Waterboy 💧 x Prism 🌈
(I think it's funny.)
Prism 🌈 x Malevola 😈
(Would be a power couple, just got into the ship)
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Royd 💪 x Robert ☕
(Just got into this ship as well, but they would be homies that kiss each other goodnight lol)
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