#flamemecha

Love when a character can be paired with almost anyone because they're just that much of a slut

Chase finds out about Robert dating Flambae and is surprisingly okay with it. Robert’s an adult, there's not much Chase can do about this situation and if he had to pick someone from the Z-team for Robert to date, Flambae is definitely not the worst choice. What Chase is not okay with is finding out about their relationship the same time as the rest of the team (and SDN as a whole). Then Prism starts crowing about having been told ages ago and he gets pissed. Tells Robert to watch out, he'll have his revenge. Robert thinks Chase is joking, but a few days later Chase shows up at Robert's apartment with a PowerPoint. What's the PowerPoint about? Well it's a lecture about how to have safe gay sex of course! You see, Chase had to give Robert the talk when he was younger (we all know Robbie wasn't going to do it) but that was only about straight sex. So clearly Chase has missed some things. Robert tries to protest, but Chase doesn't even yell. He just gives Robert The Look (which has become even more effective with Chase's aging, even though Robert is in his early thirties and he shouldn't still be affected by this god damn it) and Robert knows to shut the fuck up and sit down. The lecture takes 3 hours and Robert wants to die the entire time. Halfway through it switches from gay sex to 'how to have safe sex when your partner has fire powers' and Robert learns some new (and helpful) things with that so at least the embarrassment was worth something.

You want to stay true to canon, I want those bitches out of character for my own nefarious purposes

I think I like the ship name Flambert over flamemecha because flambert sounds kinda dumb and those two are dumbasses (with affection)