#sleepless

A Semester in the Life of a Garbage Bag: two dumbasses bullshit an assignment

The 6th Grade Nickname Game: two friends fight over a girl

No More Dead Dogs: football player is turned into a theatre kid

Maxx Comedy: dummy wants to be funny

Schooled: hippie ragebaits kids by not falling for ragebait

The Juvie Three: three boys live on their own secretly or they'll go to jail

Pop: all of the kids are traumatized now

Ungifted: dumdum gets sent to smartypants school

Slacker: loser is forced to be a good person and not play games for 5 minutes

Restart: bully gets amnesia and is nice now

Supergifted: smartypants betrays dumdum friend

Whatshisface: ghost wrote Romeo and Juliet

The Unteachables: autistic kids

Level 13: loser gets stalked by a grown ass man

Notorious: kids solve a dogs murder and find gold

Unplugged: rich boy is forced to be vegan for 2 months

Linked: nazis

Operation Do-Over: t6gng but one of them dies and time travels

The Fort: everyone's lives suck

The Superteacher Project: robot teacher

Mixed Up: memory swap between a traumatized, grieving child and a dweeb

Slugfest: PE summer school

Faker: family of thieves

Old School: schooled but everyone loves him

Snoop: animal cruelty

Hypergifted: dumdum and smartypants go to college even though they're 13

在宗教改革最危急、最混亂的時候，馬丁路德（Martin Luther）承受著來自教廷、皇帝以及生命安危的巨大壓力。有一段時間，他焦虑到無法入睡，健康完全垮掉，他覺得整個改教運動的成敗都在他一個人的肩膀上。 在一個特別漆黑、風雨交加的深夜，馬丁路德再次從噩夢中驚醒，心跳加速。他走到窗前，看著黑暗的天空，突然靈魂深處被神光照。他跪下來，做了一個歷史上著名的、既幽默又無比感人的禱告： 「上帝啊，這世界是祢的，不是我的。這教會是祢的，不是我的。這場宗教改革的戰役也是祢的，不是我的。如果祢要把祂搞砸，那也是祢的教會。我只是一個渺小的僕人。現在，我要去睡覺了，求祢自己來看守吧！」 說完這句話，馬丁路德第一次脫下了他心中那雙「憂慮與掌控」的鞋子，安然入睡。從那天起，他不再靠自己的聰明，只專心仰賴耶和華。