#redacted texts

part 2

See, it's hard to see David saying Bruh unless the other members reacted to it. But for one thing, the previous poll this was for. For another, I couldn't think of anyone else, soooooo.... And ya, I couldn't think of any usernames, names aren't my strongsuit.

Anyways, Milo with his titties out. I should've given him chest hair, too, but it's too late now.

Angel: guys

Angel: guys guys guys

Sh: omg no caps?

Sh: a momentous event

Babe: do I need to bring reinforcements?

Sam: oh lord I really hope this gc is calming down

Angel: only for this moment

Angel: me and Davey were having a movie night and Ik he’s had a hard time at work so I offered to massage his shoulders right?

Sam: mhm?

Angel: he’s now asleep in my lap hugging my waist and it’s the cutest shit ever

[angel has sent an attachment]

Sh: omg that is so cute

Sam: that giant terror of a man snuggles?

Angel: yes he does😌

Babe: only in private

Babe: the most I’ve seen in public is holding hands

Sh: lol Milo does that

Sh: I mean he’s affectionate in front of ppl tho

Sam: well shit

angel: look at my man’s

if guy is in there pls vote him pls pls PLS 😔😔

✧·˚ ༘ * ༄ texts between asher and angel

part 1

Angel: yo Mr iron deficiency

Sam: Okay, wow that was out of pocket.

Angel: yet you still answered🙃😘

Babe: DAYUM💀

Sweetheart: bro got bodied right out the gate

Sam: Angel what do you want?

Angel: Dave’s di-

Angel: ANYWAYSSSS

Babe: ew but true keep going

Angel: can we hang out at your houseeeee

Sam: Why? Don’t you guys have the bigger house?

Angel: you have obviously never been to our house bc yes it’s big but you got a fucking ESTATE

Sam: this was the smallest one will offered?

Angel: SMALL??

Angel: anyway

Babe: shit he got MONEY money

Sweetheart: fs

Angel: I mean if we’re gonna have a hangout night and we are used to being up during the day and you’re up for part of the day wouldn’t it be easier to go to urs so you don’t go all crispy or sum shit?

Sam: I wouldn’t go “crispy” I’d turn to ash.

Sam: But yes I guess that would be easier.

Angel: FUCK YEAAAAA

sweetheart: I’ve seen the records of where you live and you are a bit of a ways away so it’ll take a while for me to get there. Plus my shifts not even done yet😭

Babe: ur good just make that bank and come over with drinks or food or smth💅

Sam: wait you look into my records?

Sweetheart: don’t worry about it🤗

Angel: Betty spaghetti

Angel: ALSO Sammy boy

Angel: I’m bringing my spa kit

Angel: ur undead ass is abt to look ✨lavish✨

Sam: kinda rude but ok.

Babe: ok see y’all later 😘😘