Jun 26
I like to pretend I’m funny
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I like to pretend I’m funny
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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u cant be homophobic if ur a redacted fan 😭😭
erik is a GAY married man
all his characters are canonically pansexual and are queer some way or another
david and asher FUCKED in the imperium
lasko has sucked gavins dih
DAMES AND HUXLEY???
so many more examples but PLEASE leave. heteros keep infiltrating our fandom 😭
david didn't tell them what the meeting was about
When David shifted and Angel was initially scared and he goes “ come on baby it’s just me you’re safe I promise” ☹️☹️☹️
the damihux pill. you can take up to one billion a day
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Redacted characters favorite place to kiss:
Milo: inner thighs
David: shoulder
Vincent: neck
Asher: all over the face, practically suffocates you
Sam: temple
Porter: hands, right on the knuckles
Guy: the type of fucker who does raspberries on your stomach
Geordi: nose
Aaron: jawline
Ollie: cheek
Lincoln: inner wrist
Huxley: top of head
Damien: back
Lasko: lips
Gavin: lower stomach
(going off pure vibes)
shout out geordi he said “i can fix them” and he fucking DID that shit
I think bf/gf asmr isn’t “niche” but actually liking it is. Thanks to the whole “listening to boyfriend asmr” trend.
Being a roleplay asmr enjoyer is so, like, not embarrassing, but if someone brings it up in conversation, you just have to sit there and shut up because WHATEVER they’re about to say isn’t gonna.. be very opened minded.
And it sucks because ITS GOOD. Not only for comfort, but it’s entertaining. Like cmon, there’s Redacted, theres Escaped Audios, there’s Yuurivoice, there’s Desmond asmr, Obsidian Lantern, ScytheAudio, Mage Bunkshelf, Reverie Audios, Castleaudios (Claire mommy), and so, SO many more great creators who practically make shows and the whole entire genre of content is dumbed down to “cringy boyfriend/girlfriend asmr/goon asmr”
RELEASE ME FROM THIS PRISON