#sam redacted

tw: a personally needed yap-sesh

basically js a sketch of my darlin design, im still trying 2 finalize it n i still havent pinpointed an outfit tbh theres a lot 2 b done! ESPECIALLY if i wanna stick to the gn listener thing ( i see them as a female more cs im a girl n its throwin me off so bad ) 😓 but them n sam r my favorites n ill mainly b postin ab them.. but! if yall have suggestions id be glad 2 do them!( with any of the redacted characters/listeners ) btw first post on here💗 ( cs ion feel safe posting ts typa content anywhere else )

*in the pack group chat*

darlin: *sends pic of sam concentrating hard at the game*

darlin: yall got my man stressing trying to learn smash yall better say sorry later

asher: omfg😂

asher: hes trying to dust off his old ass skills huh?

david: he looks more irritated than i usualy do did you break him

darlin: i didnt do shit!

darlin: its ashes fault for buggin him abt it so much

darlin: he said he didnt wanna embarass himself infront of yall😭

darlin: damn hes cute

milo: hah look at you going mushy

darlin: STFU SHORT ASS

darlin: sam even made a short joke about you playing little mac

asher: HAH I TAUGHT HIM WELL

milo: ima kill him

darlin: guys he made an a/b/o reference...

darlin: im taking his phone💀

darlin: also when i said that david plays bowser he said "ofcourse he does" and i think thats funny as shit

david: whats that supposed to mean?

asher: omg i love him

idea from @rubesmisfits gender neutral parent headcannons!!!! no readmore

kid is JUSTT LIKE tank; they throw themselves at everything and are constantly getting hurt and laughing it off

sam is always giggling at how fuckin small ur kid is when it's a baby-- how can a living thing even be that small??

the kid is a biter and LOOOVES biting sams hair and fingers. in turn, sam pretends like it hurts real bad and hisses like he's dying for the baby's amusement

darlin is a firm but fun parent. wants everybody to have fun but after growing up with the shaw pack... they know how to put their foot down

asher babysits during date nights and he keeps trying to get their kid to swear

sam keeps dressing the poor thing in flannels

sam has a bad habit of keeping the kid up late without realizing

their child has a faint southern accent! :3

darlin and their kid bond by doing each other's hair or painting each other's nails or shopping -- things of that sort

sam and their kid bond by spending time on the couch and watching shows together or playing games

sam is ALWAYS holding the kid and he is secretly heartbroken when they don't want to be held anymore

sam drove their kid to the first day of school every day despite the danger of it just because he wanted to be there for it

BONUS HEADCANNONS

i think they were the first parents of the pack

sam is a total girldad

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