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I like to pretend I’m funny

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u cant be homophobic if ur a redacted fan 😭😭
erik is a GAY married man
all his characters are canonically pansexual and are queer some way or another
david and asher FUCKED in the imperium
lasko has sucked gavins dih
DAMES AND HUXLEY???
so many more examples but PLEASE leave. heteros keep infiltrating our fandom 😭
Redacted characters favorite place to kiss:
Milo: inner thighs
David: shoulder
Vincent: neck
Asher: all over the face, practically suffocates you
Sam: temple
Porter: hands, right on the knuckles
Guy: the type of fucker who does raspberries on your stomach
Geordi: nose
Aaron: jawline
Ollie: cheek
Lincoln: inner wrist
Huxley: top of head
Damien: back
Lasko: lips
Gavin: lower stomach
(going off pure vibes)
thinking about a shifted asher doing dog tricks for baaabe so they can give him a bite of their food
thinking about a shifted darlin biting sam's pant leg and dragging him around the house for calling them "puppy"
thinking about a shifted david acting as a weighted blanked for angel at their every request
thinking about a shifted milo laid out in front of a fireplace while getting groomed and pampered by sweetheart
sigh,,,,,,,,,,,
thinking abt the shifters,,,,,,
David who’s always expected to know what to say and Angel who’s always being told they talk too much
Asher who’s never taken seriously and babe whose jokes get spoken over
Milo who grew up needing protecting from a cop and Sweetheart who grew up dreaming of protecting people as one
Sam who was never taken to a playground and Darlin who grew up in them

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OH, BABY! [Redacted Audio]
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This is for the folks who enjoyed my Milo design — and bc yall keep liking my old redacted art even tho I said not to /j /silly 🥀🥀
Mostly vague illusions to 1920’s Milo, but he’s so inaccurate it might as well jus be his reg ehehe
Plus !! A revamped drawing !! Yall prolly seen the old one, and if you ain’t, don’t look at it — istg I will cry dude/j
Tried a more realistic approach to his face, I think some of the facial placements are a lil strange hhhhhhhhhh/lh — ALSO IK I MISSPELLED INVESTIGATOR HUSHHH IM EMBARRASSED HHSNSNSN
[CW below cut for implied sexual aftermath w/ the Shaw Pack + implied poly !! Bc I did revamp their designs and have only done a small doodle of ‘em ^^”]
shaw pack designs 🐺
David and Milo almost—ALWAYS overstimulate their mates all because they want another round..I can just see it🤷🏾♀️
And it’s like right after they finish. They will get hard again to the fact that they glow afterwards (Angel glows after sex—I CAN SEE IT)
Just sharing