what I've heard people say at school pt 2
- student A: do you ever think about how humans have essentially domesticated themselves?
student B: not really, no
- student: its the nugget of chicken. a nug of chick
- student: so i was reading up on Michelangelo the other day, i don't know why, but i was but now i have strong evidence that he was gay. you can't change my mind
- student: so i got home yesterday and saw my cousin just chilling on my couch with a nerf gun so i was like ‘cool... how’d you get here, you live in Saint Ives’
- student A: i can't believe i stood on a main road for ten minutes last night in my pyjamas
- student: my highlight of year seven was when my history teacher told me that a sharpened samurai sword could cut off seven heads
- student: i can picture my entire life falling apart to this song
- student: if a magpie is overweight, would it’s legs get fat?
- student: oo, i tasted that burp
student’s dad: thats my girl
- student A: you have really big bags under your eyes. you okay?
student B: yeah I'm fine, i always have bags under my eyes. i feel like this is just my permanent look.
student A: how much sleep do you get?
- student: when’s tomorrow?
- student: when you hide in your paint and pretend to be a squid
- *in the bathroom* student A: who needed to use the bathroom again?
- student A: your arm hairs are prickling my prickly arm hairs
student B: EEEWWWWW *runs away*
- student A: *laughing* its just the noise you made
student B: what, sheer terror
- student: did i really just spell can't with a fucking k
student B: they’re just so comfy
