#funny conversations

Me: Oh?

My Mom: I think that out of all the original Star Trek cast, it's most likely that William Shatner didn't know he was playing a gay character. I just saw a picture of him and Spock and Kirk is wearing the gayest little outfit, and I imagined someone telling him "It's just what people will wear in the future, it's science fiction".

Me: But George Takei would definitely know. He'd be making eye contact with the guy who wrote the famous Amok Time fight scene from across the room.

Alastor, eyes vacant: "Y/n got very intoxicated and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire."

He slowly takes a long loud sip of his coffee before continuing.

Alastor: "Y/n said, and I quote: Good luck trying to return me without the receipt."