#ouma

pairing: kokichi ouma x gn!reader

tags: wholesome fluff, kindhearted!reader, secret crush

kokichi is a liar, that's not a secret. everyone around him knows he's just putting on an act the entire time – except for you!

you're a bit too gullible for your own good. every time kokichi starts fake crying or acting all sad, you come rushing over to comfort him!

honestly, at first kokichi found it amusing. how stupid could you be to really fall for his crocodile tears? are you that much of an idiot?

but then he overheard a conversation between you and another student, asking you the same thing he always wondered: how can you be so stupid and fall for his act?

and your answer? you told them you'd rather fall for an act than not to comfort a person who's crying and upset. because if kokichi's tears ended up being real, how cruel would it be to just ignore him?

it was in that moment that kokichi changed how he viewed you. while he saw you as a gullible idiot at first, he now couldn't help but love how kind you were, to even want to comfort a liar like him…

a/n: it's about time.. i've been needing to write for him🥀

kokichi x reader standard dating headcanons

bro.... "talking" stage either lasted two days or two months

he'd either dive right into it and when you confess say some shit like "oh wow.. you really are obbsessed with me, huh?" before "reluctantly" answering with "welll... I mean if you're so insistant on it, I guess I don't have much of a choice!"

or he is just MILKING it

like he will take FOREVER just to fw you

and he'll tease if he takes this route too

so not only will he take for fucking ever, he also makes that wait unbearable

but either way, once he's in a relationship, he's sickeningly clingy

if you're taller than him (and i'm sure you are), he throughly enjoys hopping onto your back or being picked up by the scruff of his neck/grabbed by his scarf like a cat

[insert photos of kokichi getting picked up by the neck]

or like this

if you're shorter than him (if that's possible) he likes to lean onto your back with all his body weight, and while it's not much, it definitely drags you down

and by the way, none of these are cutsey. none of these are supposed to be wholesome. he's being a little bitch and trying to get on your nerves. he is trying his damned hardest to ragebait you. don't give him the satisfaction of a reaction.

will make fun of you for wanting to initiate any kind of physical affection and say no while calling you cringy

he will, however, not take no for an answer if he tries to start it up

the best way to get him to like you is words of affirmation, but praise is a better way of putting it, I think.

he loves having his ego stroked. please do it. let him gloat.

verbal abuser. will throw verbal rocks at you. (hope you're not sensitive)