Jun 2, 2023
Crowley: I brought down the entire mobile phone network in London.
Crowley: Call Aziraphale!
*All lines to London are busy*
Crowley: π F U C K ! I am not a smart man.
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Crowley: I brought down the entire mobile phone network in London.
Crowley: Call Aziraphale!
*All lines to London are busy*
Crowley: π F U C K ! I am not a smart man.
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and a few years later
"You're attracted to him because he's hot"
No it's because he's so fucking bad at everything and it's driving me insane have you seen this guy?
*camera pans to Astarion, staring into a hand mirror*
Does that three times a day and doesn't have a reflection. Why's he do it? Why? Yesterday I left him alone for an hour and he drank a BEAR I can't just leave this man alone he wouldn't make it
*checks canon* IF YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE HE LITERALLY DIES BEFORE HIS OLD MASTER CAN EVEN FIND HIM AND KILL HIM JUST BY BEING A DUMBASS
Looking for Ruby V9
Blake: You're sure Ruby ran in here?
Jaune: *holding a torch* Yeah. Be careful. This cave is full of monsters that morph into your greatest sexual desire. So if you see stuff like-
Thicc goth tomboy: Hey vomit boy~
Jaune: Shit! shit! shit! *Unsheathes Crocea mors*
Blake: Wait, what did it just call you?
Jaune: Not unpacking that now!
Blake: Okay, but seriously, who would fall for something like tha-
Blonde himbo: Hey, Blake. Do you know what animal the pink pather is?
Blake: We're gonna die in here, Jaune.
Marron struggles with her morosexuality with Goten daily
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absolute catastrophe of a HR meme but had to be done
Happy Pride month y'all!
....but in all seriousness, I actually have a pride post for these two planned, I'll be posting it here in a couple days so keep an eye out for it!
Someone pointed out how Thanatos doesn't appear unless you take damage in three rooms in a row (idk if that's true) and I think that's really funny, he only goes to Zag when he's being an incompetent idiot π€£.
Than is a card holding member of the Morosexual, he jusy isn't attracted to Zagreus when he's competent lmao