#jayus

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa

oh my god it’s almost always me dhfjagsfhjgs;; if its him its when he had literally no sleep at all that night oops

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them

himmm!!! although both of us do it, he does it the most hes such a sap wow

Who starts the tickle fights

hiiiiiiiim;;; its always unexpected and he always catches me off guard by doing it oof

Who starts the pillow fights

also him;;; he starts them but i end them :3

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile

…..him…… hes such a sappy dork nasbnfafs

Who mistakes salt for sugar

ME BC IM A COMPLETE DUMBASS

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning

me only bc i’d be super tired to make it before the microwave makes that sound

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines

him;;; he searches them up all the time and hes such a goof

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order

ME!!! im so ocd oml

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies

both of us but more likely him jahfhsaga then he’d fucking lick my cheek oof

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion

who do you think???? its him nfhaghs

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen

me !!! :3c i love doing that tbh i draw on people all the time w/ gel pens

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation

ME i gotta have some type of souvenir and i love magnets

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines