and the universe said "i love you"

crash bandicoot is a twink

I will be murdered

rancid. flaccid. i stick my dick in acid. queerbaiter. alligator. make a blog to be a hater.   fuzzy socks. chicken pox. i fit my doors with extra locks. softblock. hard cock. going to live under a rock

eat ass . touch grass. . one tit two tit blast and flash. brainscan. sexyman. sleep at night im always right. be a woman. be a man. eat beans straight out of the can. vagueblog.inhale smog. suck and swallow . just unfollow

did people actually listen to fall out boy intentionally or was that just a collective practical joke

already been blocked by one person over this post so i’d like to formally apologize to the fall out boy fans for gently poking fun at your beloved boys

If I were a villain in a movie I’d simply shoot the good guy

What if he dodges

I’d simply try again

what if he dodges

What

What is he doges

Then I’m fucked

will never get over the fact that we can love people despite there being countries between us. we can miss people we’ve never seen in person. we can connect and bond over hundreds of things without ever needing to be in each others physical presence. we can have half the globe between us and love never falters.

i loveee when you respond to a discord message with emoji reactions and like five other people join in. yeah... that message WAS a little bit angry crying emoji and uncomfortably detailed closeup of walter white's face huh...

what if we were both bucks and you killed me but you died after because our antlers were locked together in the Missouri woods

I think that waould be fucked up

does dying intertwined with another through hate bring the same peace as doing it because of love. waht the deer doing

Dang I don’t know that sounds really gay

I dont wanna be a woodland animal OR die. Can we get rid of that stuff but keep the being gay part

sean i have great news

Whats that :)

archduke franz ferdinand has been shot in sarajevo!!

the nature of humanity is that friend groups in public being very loud is obnoxious and annoying and need to be more mindful of others but my friend group in public being loud is joyful and lively and everyone giving us looks is a miserable friendless Grinch that needs to appreciate life

stop being pretentious in the notes and acting like you've never been annoyed by the same behavior u exhibit with your friends <3 nature of humanity is that we're all simultaneously the loud children in the street AND the grumpy annoyed old man who doesn't return footballs

nature of humanity is that we're all big fat hypocrites! thank you

your honor my client is a creep, he’s a weirdo, but what the hell is he doing here? he doesn’t belong here