Bruce: Hey Jim, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this. Jim, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah? Bruce: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Jim!

Kyle: You have to apologize to them Scott. Scott: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

A.B.A: If we’re in trouble, just throw Paracelsus at the problem, and hope for the best.

Cyclone:...Lieutenant, I'm looking at this form you filled out... Rooster: Yes, sir? Cyclone: And under "Talents and Attributes" you wrote "My Taste in Men". Rooster: Yes, sir. Cyclone:...Why? Rooster:...I lost a bet to Hangman, sir. Hangman(out in the hall): YEAH YA DID Cyclone:...Well, the funny thing is, that we have this same form written up by by Admiral Kazansky back in 1987, and it says the same thing. Maverick(out in the hall): YEAH IT DOES Cyclone:......They're high-fiving out there, aren't they? Rooster: They're totally high-fiving, sir.