#truly random

i think shane interrupted yuna and david sexy times more than he ever realized. imagine 9yo shane banging on the door at 630am on a saturday when they’re trying to have a quickie and he’s in the hallway yelling thru the door like “mom i need more grip tape… mom! MOM!” and yuna’s whispers to david “god damnit” then yells out “shane, there’s some in your bag” stilling herself when shane tries the door handle “mom open the door” “shane, im getting dressed, its in your bag” and david is just smooching down her neck. “moooooom it’s not i already checked there i need more black grip tape” “i cannot help you with that right now” “moooooom” *whines* “shane, we will get more” thinking she satisfied him before he questions “we’ll get more?” “yes shane” “we can get it this morning?” “shane honey we will get some after breakfast okay? wait for me downstairs” “…ok but we have to get it before my game” and yuna and david groan but also laugh bc their child is so unintentionally funny and persistent but also they have maybe 3 minutes to get this nut before he comes back

not really wild, per se… that spiders give him the creeps. full on. I dunno why, I can just see him shuddering, not wanting to have to be the dad and get rid of the spider. hesitating with the paper, unsure if he should try to smash it or save it, but not wanting to risk it crawling on him.

as told here is the intro video for Charles and Carlos inexplicably featuring darude sandstorm

“What person wouldn’t pull a dog out of incoming traffic? That’s, like, basic human decency.”

Tech: Never mind.

When you run an RP event, make sure that people are invited because you want them to participate. Not just because you want an audience.