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Scott: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me. Kyle: Ok. Scott: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?

Hal: I’m going to hell. Barry: Probably. Hal: I'll pick you up? Barry, nodding: Carpool.

Jason: I'm trash. Kara: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? Jason: Jason: You smooth motherfucker. Jason: And yes it does.

Selina: I didn’t want to do it, no one else wanted to do it, so I made Bruce do it!

Dick: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room. Tim: Why did you say that so vaguely? Damian and I are literally the only people you called in here. Damian:

Kara: Remember how I once thought that this place couldn’t possibly be any weirder than my hometown? Kara: Well, now I’m not sure how to feel about being proven wrong.

Maggie: Present your best argument for eating bacon. Alex: If animals don’t want to be eaten, then why are they made of food?

Boo: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one. Rori: Erm… it’s nice see your smile when you win! Later. Boo: She's probably just staring at my ass, isn't she? Erik: Yeah, probably.

Babs: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Dick is? Because Dick is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

Kara: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Jason: Wow. He sounds stupid. Kara: But he's not. He's really smart actually. Just dense. Jason: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Kara: I guess you’re right. Hey Jason, I love you. Jason: See! Just say that! Kara: Holy fucking shit. Jason: If that flies over his head then, sorry Kara, but they're too dumb for you. Kara: Jason.

Selina: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. Bruce: Wow, I've gotta hear this. Selina: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. Bruce: You forgot pride. Selina: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

Damian: Why is there blood everywhere? Babs: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife. Damian: You stabbed someone?! Babs: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Kara: Operation no more distractions is a go! Not even 10 seconds later. Kara: Oh, look! A butterfly!

Maggie: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles? Alex: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.

Kyle: Scott, is that legal? Scott: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

Roy: angrily presses Jason against a wall WHERE'S THE MONEY?! Jason: … Jason: Are we about to kiss-