#hypocondria

I was doing yoga and saw a face yoga work out and I thought "This looks so fucking dumb, I have to try it" because like wtf? That sounds really stupid.

So I did it and there were exercises around the eye socket/brow bone area. I did them, felt like an idiot and I was feeling tired from the real yoga I did (btw it's 10pm for me so I was gonna go to bed soon anyways) so I went to brush my teeth right?

While I was brushing them, I saw blood.

IN MY FUCKING EYE

It scared the shit out of me! I started freaking out, I felt warm and cold and tingly and a little funny and I went to Google it but my internet is fucked so it took ages and I was starting to get actually a bit scared.

Then Google worked.

I know Dr Google is not a medical professional but it was my best option short of calling Hugh Laurie.

I did my googling and straight up it said that it was a burst blood vessel, like a bruise. So, yeah. Totally okay, it can come from fucking coughing or sneezing.

So when I calmed down, I felt like I was gonna vomit - mind you, I don't do that very often at all, like once or twice a year approximately.

But you gotta admit, I was standing in front of the mirror, brushing my teeth when I noticed blood in my eye, that is the beginning of a House episode and you fuckin' know it.