#ghosy

Ghost: Do you remember the hoodie I let you borrow? Y/N: The black one? Ghost: What other colour would it be, but yes Y/N: I remember it Ghost: Ok, I want it back Y/N: Ghost: Give me my hoodie back Y/N: Why do you need it? Ghost: What?? Y/N: Why do you need it back? Ghost: It's my fucking hoodie-

So I'm starting a ghost pepper jelly company...I do not think 14yo me would have ever seen this as a reality, and 14yo me was ambitious and just full of ideas of what I was going to do in life. I feel like Grue (so?). It's like I was this evil creature bent on doing things that break social norms and make people push their boundaries...HOWEVER now I am retired and make jams and jellys.....what?