#incorrect cod quotes

Simon freezes and gazes up at his foreign wife with puppy eyes 🥺. All he did was take the last chip from the bag.

Dumb puppy-coded Simon

...

“Now, all y’all just calm down a minute--”

A beat of silence.

Price blinked. Soap tilted his head like a confused retriever. Gaz mouthed ‘all y’all?’ like it was a slur.

“Beg your fuckin’ pardon?” Soap asked.

...

Graves, undeterred:

“Y’all’d’ve done better if you’d waited for backup.”

Gaz made a noise like a computer shutting down.

“I’m sorry... y’all would’ve what?”

Graves: “Would’ve done better.”

Price, flat: “That’s not what you said.”

“I was fixin’ to explain!”

“Fixing what now?”

...

While reviewing blueprints:

“Might coulda added another entry point here.”

Y/n: Truth.

Simon: I dare you to kiss me now.

Y/n *getting up*: FINE !

Johnny: Is it just me who heard truth...no one else ?

Soap: forgot to take his wedding ring off his dogtags, he’s been married to Ghost for around 3-4 months but they haven’t told anyone of their marriage let alone relationship (not that they are good at hiding it) and during missions he wears his ring on his dogtags becuase it’s not like anyone will see them with all his gear on

Gaz: looks over at soap wait a second John… is that a bloody ring on your tags mate?

Soap: panics no it’s uhh a family heirloom, Scottish pride

Gaz: looks at him unimpressed bullshit! you have a wife and didn’t tell us mate what the hell!

Price: activates his brain as he looks suspiciously between ghost and soap, ghost not having moved a inch or shown any reaction

Soap: Kyle I swear I don’t have a wife gulp

Gaz: I call bullshi-

Ghost: cuts gaz off We all know Johnny wouldn’t be able to charm a lass if he sold his soul for a chance at even attempting to

Soap: gasps dramatically How rude I am a gentleman! Many women love me and I could pick up someone at the bar right now L.T I’ll have you know it

Ghost: teases with that ugly mug I would be surprised if anyone looked your way

Soap: At least my ugly mug isn’t hidden by a childish mask

Price: boys enough, this is worse then when you two are bantering flirting on coms together

Later

It’s just Price and Gaz left together now the other two running off somewhere

Gaz: Sir do you think soap really has a wife and didn’t tell us?

Price: no I don’t think he’s got a wife

Gaz: Sir you have to be taking the piss, you saw the ring

Price: I never said I didn’t think he was married Gaz

Gaz: But…? You said you don’t think he has a wife

Price: He’s not married to a women son pats his shoulder and gives him a look trying to tell gaz without saying it out loud

Gaz: looks at Price like he’s crazy then thinks back to everything he’s seen between Ghost and Soap through the years of being on 141

Ghost: Because you’re competent.

Soap: You literally pushed someone aside earlier.

Ghost: He was in the way.

Soap: You said “he’s mine.”

Ghost: I meant partner.

Soap: That sounded territorial.

Ghost: I am territorial.

Soap: About what?

Ghost: …Drop it, sergeant.

Soap: You’re turning red.

Ghost: I let a demon possess me in exchange for eternal youth.

Soap: Haha, you’re so funny, Lt.

Soap leaves

Demon inside Ghost: You gotta stop saying that, mate. Someone is gonna believe you.

Ghost: I’m getting tea.