#despicable me

dude I fucking got microbangs and just in the hours i've had them I have been treated like SHIT. what the hell and why did the length of my bangs affect my quality of life

It occurs to me that the intro to Minions seems to show that the minions are beings that grew from the primordial ooze and rather than evolve, the same individuals are still alive, meaning that they are a creature with a nearly impossible to comprehend lifespan, like a greenland shark. Who knows if they are even sexually mature at the approximate 2 billion years suggested when they meet Gru? What other forms will they take? Is this still a squishy, harmless, larval stage? Will they lay eggs? Will those eggs ever hatch now that the primordial soup of their gestation is gone? Will we ever develop a weapon against them?