#ghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

you're evil

favorite thing: how different his inner thoughts are to how he comes off from an outside perspective like i guess just how cool he is and how much of a MESS he is underneath it >:3

least favorite thing: idk he sucks. the thing he does at the end of season 3 that you haven't seen yet. you asked for this that's what u get

favorite line: AUGH IDK I STILL NEED TO RELISTEN TO SEASONS 4-5. we can go with "there is nothing i want more than to stay." for the whimsies <3

brOTP: him and rita are so silly when they interact... and buddy is so mom to him.....crime family save me........

OTP: oh you know

nOTP: him with anyone else?? welllll actually. him with anyone else that you know of yet critter you havent met a certain someone

random headcanon: accidentally wounds himself (and juno) with his sharp teeth like a stupid idiot

unpopular opinion: i do not know of many opinions on him. unpopular to your opinion, critter, i like to chew on juno much more

song i associate with them: i could just put the oppy playlist here again lets go with flight of the crows by jhariah tho. tpp is very jhariah coded in general

fav picture of them: we only have the one and im not gonna look thru fanarts xP

this drunk dude came in, shirt open, old man gut an tiddies OUT struttin his SHIT like he owned the place and i came outta the office and he was like “where do you want me darlin” so i was like “oh, i’ll take you on register two.”

and he looked me dead in the eyes and said “honey i’ll take you anywhere”

and IMMEDIATELY from the office i hear david SCREAMING like LAUGHING SCREAMING and i got this dude his cigarettes and he winked at me and then left but not without WATCHING ME THE ENTIRE WAY OUT which made my fuckin SKIN CRAWL 

and i went back into the office and david was like “DID HE SAY WHAT I THOUGHT HE SAID”