#dr script

a list inspired by manon’s hiatus, katseye's undeserved hate train, and the absolute hell that is stan twitter 🫩

‎ ‎ — scooter braun is CUT from the program permanently 💀 no ceo position, actually no position at all 

‎ — hybe x geffen isn’t a zionist and racist company + they don’t have a history of kicking out black girl group members

‎ — the company and fans don't favor certain members over others

‎ — katseye doesn’t have any nasty mean spirited staff working for them aka missy and too many white people

‎ — dream academy was either released predebut in a normal korean survival show fashion OR it was released at the same time without the inflammatory edits that were only meant to start drama OR it wasn't released at all

‎ — if you do decide to still keep dream academy, the executives don't work those girls to the bone like slaves and don't continuously push them to practice when they're ill

‎ — there isn't an unspoken expectation for everyone to work and overly push themselves no matter how they feel in terms of health

‎ — everyone in the group is allowed to shine with equal opportunities, brand deals, lines, nice outfits, etc.

‎ — any and all choreographies are made to show all of the members and don’t hide any of the girls in the back for minutes at a time

‎ — katseye’s fandom isn’t infested with insane solo stans with hate boners for any of the members or western pop fans who are obsessed with the idea of them disbanding and going solo like fifth harmony

‎ — the girls are allowed to write and release songs instead of constantly buying songs that don't fit their vibe ( first in my bloodline you will have your moment in my dr TRUST )

‎ — there’s more authenticity and artistry put behind the group + people stop calling them manufactured, soulless, and spiritually israeli 😣

‎ — the girls’ relationship is just as strong as they portray on camera, and there isn’t any underlying animosity, jealousy, racial bias, etc.

‎ — katseye isn't used as some sort of experimental group to figure out what works for prelude

‎ — none of the girls go on strange hiatuses for anything other than health issues

‎ — nobody leaves the group until like 7 years into their career

‎ — fans don't constantly hold on to stuff that members did or said in dream academy and stop using it for gotcha moments

‎ — none of the members have snakes or fake friends in their circle and they know how to pick their friends wisely 

‎ — none of the girls are dating chuzzy loser ass men who are way too old for them ( #choplando ur a dud )

‎ — there is a change in their discography, and you either add or take out some songs ( i fuck with gnarly but i can't have bad music being our main public image )

‎ — eyekons are more diversified in age and don't completely consist of 10-year-olds on tiktok

‎ — they stop releasing eps and actually release full albums and well thought out bodies of work ( because why is wild another ep....? )

‎ — every member is fully appreciated for their role in the group, and their skills aren't heavily compared

‎ — random people don't feel comfortable speaking on the looks of young women and saying that their presence in the group isn't needed ( megan babes get behind me )

‎ — no one is sexualized before they become an adult

‎ — fans don't weirdly infantilize yoonchae because she's korean + they don't constantly insist that she wants to be in a kpop group

‎ — that grant guy isn't their choreographer anymore

‎ — the group explores concepts that fit every member and their personal styles

‎ — everyone who has made it into the group lets go of that overly competitive mindset from dream academy and understands that they don't have to continue fighting for their spotlight

‎ — "fans" aren't racist to any of the girls in defense of their bias

‎ — if your s/o is a kpop idol, then katseye is able to promote in korea for longer periods of time and do more activities like variety shows

‎ — the group gets sufficient breaks and time off to spend with their families in their home countries

‎ — no one attributes the group's success to one singular person

‎ — fans and non-fans stop being obsessed with who they believe has "star power" and who doesn't ( i'm so tired of that phrase )

‎ — no serious injuries that are life threatening ( daniela having an injury that could potentially paralyze her???? )

‎ — the members don’t have to go on weverse every other day and clear up fan assumptions or rumors

‎ — maybe just a bit more media training involved and everyone in the group thinks before they speak

‎ — geffen actually does their job and makes appropriate statements for unclear situations regarding the group

‎ — the group has amazing stability while singing along with an all rounder status when it comes to talents

‎ — the girls have better, more appropriate outfits that still look cunty and interesting without them having to be half naked + no more bra and pantie looks

‎ — they don’t have to perform ad choreography and monster high songs on a tour + hxg stops insisting on letting them tour with a tiny catalogue of songs

‎ — the bad facial expressions and over dancing comments are permanently laid to rest

‎ — no weirdo parents who say strange things about certain members ( i’m looking at you mr. avanzini )

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AUTHOR DR INTRO

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playlist here, pinterest board here, instagram here

˖˙ ᰋ─ author persona

my voice/signatures: strong symbolism, elements of mystery, stream of consciousness style writing, whimsical but mysterious tone, surrealism, dreamlike atmospheare, inner world strongly tied to outer world, experimental/creative formatting, illustrations, castles, magical realism, setting that feels as alive as the characters, spiritually esucational, feels like a dream (might not make much sense at times but thats the beauty of it), artists and muses, imagination blending with reality, unique characters, unique metaphors and using words in unique/creative ways, secret worlds/alternate realities

genres: mystery, literary fiction, stream of consciousness, fantasy, magical realism, psychological thriller, sci-fi

inspiration (my favourite books in this reality): biography of x, bitter water opera, my death, piranesi, the details

themes: detachment from reality, insanity, beauty, connection between inner and outer worlds, belief, obsession (with art/knowledge), death, revenge, magic, escapism, lonliness/isolation, depression, nostalgia

books Ive written:

-every girl wants a castle

-the worst person in the world

-hide your roses from the sun

-behind the window

-biography Im working on (my experiences, poetry, pictures, drama)

how I got famous: I started off writing short stories for magazines and my blog, once I released my debut novel it blew up and people couldnt wait for the next one. they started making fan art for my book and predictions for the next one. once that came out I gained even more fans. I also have a social media presence where I post about writing and reading (book reviews, writing tips, etc)

my inspiration: dreams, past experiences, people I come across, the trips I take alone once a month simply for inspiration, discussions with my writer friends, meditation, other art, side quests, music

my merch: notebooks with my art on the cover, shirt with the quote “dont make me mock you in my novel” on it, shirts that say “i fucked *insert character name from my books*”

˖˙ ᰋ─ social circle:

Im friends with some of my favourite authors from this reality (patti smith, susanna clarke, anaïs nin, lisa tuttle, nicolette polek, clarice lispector, leonora carrington) as well as my editor (aka bestie)

˖˙ ᰋ─ extras Ive scripted

everyone believes in astrology and a lot of things are based on it (we learn it and our birth charts at school) everybody introduces themselves with their name and astrology placements

little free libraries all around town

writing retreats

loads of events and parties (costume parties, dinner parties with friends, author parties, book signings, balls)

active fan base that makes loads of fan art and writes fan fics, very supportive

going on loads of trips (can get anywhere by train)

my own bookclub

the best unknown bookshop near my house that I always find gems from

a cute cafe I visit every morning for breakfast

In my free time I read and take french classes

the city I live in is really cultured. art museums, book stores, theatres, castles all around (Its not a big city, most of the habitants are artists)

my books are well known and liked (average ratings are usually over 4,1)

everyone takes halloween REALLY seriously and we usually like to dress up as characters from either our or our other author friends’ characters. theres a huge halloween party that everyone goes to every year

a freewrite travel

I always carry a notebook to note down anything that inspires me and a polaroid camera

I have songs written about me

Im very good at drawing and my illustrations always match the book perfectly

thinking of making a movie adaptation for one of my books

the air has a slight hint of jasmine

˖˙ ᰋ─ neighbourhood

(moodboard in the section below this one)

as I mentioned already, its really cultured and filled with artists. any time you go out, you’re quaranteed to meet someone cool (I like to use people as inspiration for characters), whimsical atmospheare, beautiful archetecture

specific places:

an endless library with workers that always give the best recommendations (I also often do signings there)

theatre (free performances once a week on sundays)

secret/hidden cafe that I write in (near a park on a hill)

vintage dress/costume store (my style inspo here)

˖˙ ᰋ─ more visuals

moodboard/vibe of the whole dr:

my apartment:

neighbourhood:

book cover inspo:

Tropical Glow

Papaya • Satsuma • Jasmine • Vanilla

Playful • Sunny • Carefree

Velvet Orchard

Pomegranate • Peony • Orchid • Caramel

Mysterious • Romantic • Elegant

Autumn Spell

Apple • Cinnamon • Magnolia • Ginger • Vanilla

Cozy • Nurturing • Grounded

Forest Bloom

Juniper • Sage • Jasmine • Pistachio

Earthy • Enigmatic • Serene

Sunlit Market

Banana • Satsuma • Peony • Caramel

Energetic • Cheerful • Sweet

Moonlit Bakery

Vanilla • Ginger • Jasmine • Pistachio

Dreamy • Nostalgic • Gentle

Part II

a series of questions for the days leading up to christmas for shifters!! Some of these questions are Christmas specific and others aren’t, feel free to answer what you want and how you want, ex. moodboards, short answers, longs answers. And if you’d like, you can reblog so it reaches more shifters. Merry Christmas and Happy Shifting :) post tags are #shiftmas #shiftmas2024 tagged: @arishifter

⌗ 𝟏. christmas caroling ; What are a few songs that remind you of your dr? Why?

𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖼𝖺, 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉 𝗂𝗌 𝖻𝖺𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗇 𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗆𝗉𝖺𝖼𝗍 𝗌𝗈 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗌𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝖽𝖾 𝗆𝖾𝖺𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀𝖿𝗎𝗅 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗋𝗂𝖻𝗎𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖺𝗇𝗂𝗍𝗒 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝗏𝗂𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗋𝗎𝗇 𝗂𝗇 𝗇𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝖾𝗅𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝖽 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝗍𝖾𝗇 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗌. 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝗒𝗉𝗂𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗏𝖾 𝖾𝗑𝗍𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗆𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗒 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗌 𝗈𝗋 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾, 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀, 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗋𝖾 𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖽𝖾𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗒 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝖼𝗂𝖾𝗌, 𝗌𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝖺𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝗋’𝗌 𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 (𝗆𝗒 𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇!) 𝗈𝗋 𝗏𝖾𝗅á𝗓𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗓’𝗌 𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇.

𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖼𝖺𝗇𝗌 𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗂𝗍 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗀𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗒 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝖿𝖿𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝗌𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝖺 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍/𝗅𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝖽𝖾𝗆𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝖼𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗎𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇, 𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖼𝗒 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗂𝗅𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝗆𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌 𝗈𝗋 𝖽𝖺𝗒𝗌.

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗎𝗇𝗂𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝖽𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗇 𝖾𝗑𝗍𝗋𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝖻𝖾𝖺𝗎𝗍𝗂𝖿𝗎𝗅 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗋𝗒 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖺𝗎𝗍𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗅𝗒 𝗏𝖺𝗅𝗎𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗎𝗅𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾. 𝖺𝗋𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗍𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾, 𝗇𝖺𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾, 𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗂𝖾𝗌, 𝗋𝗈𝖺𝖽𝗌, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝗌𝗉𝖺𝖼𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗂𝗀𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗒. 𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖼𝖺 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝗆𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝗋𝗂𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝖼𝗋 𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖼𝖺, 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝖿𝖾𝖼𝗍 𝖻𝗅𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝖿 𝖺𝗇𝖼𝗂𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝖺𝗋𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗍𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗌𝗆.

𝖺𝖽𝖽𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗌𝖼𝗎𝗅𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖿𝖾𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾. 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗇𝖾𝗂𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗉𝖺𝗍𝗋𝗂𝖺𝗋𝖼𝗁𝗒 𝗇𝗈𝗋 𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗋𝗂𝖺𝗋𝖼𝗁𝗒 𝖺𝗌 𝖻𝗈𝗍𝗁 𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋𝗀𝗂𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖾𝗊𝗎𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗍𝖾𝖽. 𝗆𝖾𝗇 𝖾𝗆𝖻𝗈𝖽𝗒 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗏𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋𝗀𝗒, 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉, 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖺𝗋𝖽𝗌, 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗍𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗀𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗒, 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗇 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖽𝖾𝖾𝗉𝗅𝗒 𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽, 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝗈𝗋, 𝖺𝖽𝗈𝗋𝖾𝖽, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗏𝖺𝗅𝗎𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇 𝗌𝗈𝖼𝗂𝖾𝗍𝗒.

𝖿𝗎𝗋𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾, 𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖼𝖺 𝗂𝗌 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝗀𝗅𝗈𝖻𝖺𝗅 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗂𝗇𝖿𝗅𝗎𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗌𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗅𝖽’𝗌 𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗈𝗆𝗒, 𝖾𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍, 𝗆𝖾𝖽𝗂𝖺, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗇𝗇𝗈𝗏𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇. 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝖺 𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗂𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖾𝗑𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗌 𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇, 𝗂𝗍 𝗂𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖼𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗅 𝗍𝗈 𝗇𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗍𝗒 𝗂𝗇 𝖺 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗅𝖽 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗋.

𝗹𝗼𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀, 𝗰𝗮, 𝘂𝘀𝗮

𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝖽𝗋, 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗎𝖼𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒, 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗇𝗈 𝗅𝗈𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗌 𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗋𝗈𝗉𝗈𝗅𝗂𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗋𝖾𝖺 𝗈𝗋 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗅𝖺, 𝗈𝗋 𝗅𝖺 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗋𝗒. 𝗅𝖺 𝗂𝗌 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗒. 𝗂𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎’𝗋𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗒, 𝗎 𝖽𝗈𝗇𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝗉 𝗅𝖺. 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒, 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝖺𝖻𝖺𝗌𝖺𝗌 (𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗂 𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖾) 𝗂𝗌 𝖺 𝗐𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗍𝗁𝗒 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗂𝖼𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗅𝖺, 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖺 𝗌𝖾𝗉𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗒 𝗂𝗇 𝗅𝖺'𝗌 𝗈𝗎𝗍𝗌𝗄𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗌.

𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎’𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝗍 𝖺 𝖻𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗂𝗇 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗂 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 99.9% 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗒 "𝗐𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗄𝗌 𝗂𝗍𝗌 𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗅𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗅” 𝖻𝖼 𝗉𝗉𝗅 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖽𝗈𝗇’𝗍 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗌𝖾 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉𝗌, 𝗋𝖾𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉𝗌, 𝗈𝗋 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗍𝗎𝗌. 𝗇𝗈 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖼𝖾𝗌 𝗈𝗋 𝖿𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖽𝗈𝗇’𝗍 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀. 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝗌𝗂𝗑𝗍𝗁 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗌𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗎𝗉 𝗈𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖺 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍. 𝖿𝗋𝖾𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗇𝖼𝗒, 𝗏𝗂𝖻𝖾𝗌, 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋. 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍’𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝗐𝗁𝗒 𝗅𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗌 𝗌𝗈 𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗎𝗍𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾. 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌, 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗈𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗎𝗇 𝖻𝖼 𝗇𝗈𝖻𝗈𝖽𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗋𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾. 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗎𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖼.

𝖺𝗌𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖽𝗈, 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐, 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗀𝗈, 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝗆𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝗆𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾, 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗂𝗋𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗅𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗈𝗎𝗌𝗅𝗒 𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗍𝗁 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗋𝗎𝖽𝖾. 𝗂𝗍’𝗌 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝖺𝗌 𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗆𝗉𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 𝗌𝗈𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 + 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝖺𝗌 𝗎𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗀𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗒 𝖼𝖺𝗇’𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖺 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆? 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗌𝖾 𝗎𝗇𝗌𝗉𝗈𝗄𝖾𝗇 𝗌𝗈𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗆𝗌, 𝗌𝗈𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅 𝖼𝗅𝗂𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋𝗌, 𝗀𝗋𝗂𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌, 𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗎𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖼 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾, 𝖾𝗍𝖼 𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗌𝗎𝗋𝗏𝗂𝗏𝖾. 𝗅𝖺 𝖽𝗈𝖾𝗌𝗇’𝗍 𝗅𝖾𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗈𝗇𝖾, 𝗂𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝖽𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗋𝖾.

𝖻𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍, 𝗅𝖺 𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅 𝗉𝗈𝗐𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝗂𝗍𝗌. 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗇𝗒𝖼 𝗈𝗋 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗂𝖾𝗌 𝗋𝗎𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗌𝗈 𝗆𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗎𝖺𝗅 𝖽𝖾𝖼𝗂𝗌𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌, 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝖺𝗇𝗂𝖾𝗌, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗆𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗊𝗎𝗂𝖾𝗍𝗅𝗒 𝖻𝖺𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝗅𝖺. 𝗂𝗍’𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗅𝗈𝗎𝖽, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅 𝗂𝗍, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍’𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝗒 𝗉𝗉𝗅 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗏𝖾𝗒𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖼𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖿𝗂𝗍 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗌𝗈 𝗇𝖺𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒. 𝗅𝖺 𝗂𝗌𝗇’𝗍 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗉𝗈𝗐𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗐𝗇, 𝗂𝗍’𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝖾𝗑𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗌, 𝗉𝗋𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗒, 𝗌𝗎𝖻𝗍𝗅𝗒, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝗉𝗉𝗅 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗇𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝗎𝗇𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒’𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗎𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗂𝗇 𝗂𝗍.

15 𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗮 𝗹𝗻, 𝗹𝗼𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀, 𝗰𝗮 91302, 𝘂𝘀𝗮

𝗆𝗒 𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖽𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗁𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗌 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍’𝗌 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗍 𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗌 “𝗈𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗀𝖺𝗋𝖽𝖾𝗇-𝗒” 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗆 𝗍𝗈𝗇𝖾𝖽:

𝖻𝖾𝖽𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝖺𝖻𝖺𝗌𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗐𝖺𝗌𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗄-𝗂𝗇 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗍. 𝗆𝗒 𝖻𝖾𝖽𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝗐𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗐 𝗇𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝖼𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗉𝗒 𝖻𝖾𝖽. 𝗂 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝖻𝖺𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗒 𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗌 𝗆𝗒 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄𝗒𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗐𝗌 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝖿𝗋𝗎𝗂𝗍.

𝗆𝗒 𝖻𝖺𝗌𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝖽𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗋𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗋𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗍𝗎𝖽𝗂𝗈. 𝗂 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝖺𝖼𝗍 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗂𝗆 𝗈𝗇 𝖺 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗅𝖽 𝗍𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝖻𝖺𝗌𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍. 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾’𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝖺 𝗀𝗒𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗋𝖾. 𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝗒 𝗌𝗂𝖻𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝖿𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖺𝗅𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝗌𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗅𝗈𝗅.

𝖻𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍, 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗌, 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗄𝗌, 𝖼𝗈𝖻𝖻𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖽𝖾𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝗅𝖺𝗋𝗀𝖾 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗄𝗌, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝗐𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗆𝗒 𝗇𝖾𝗂𝗀𝗁𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗎𝗋𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗌. 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝖼𝖾𝖽 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾 𝖾𝗇𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗍𝗈 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗇𝖾𝗂𝗀𝗁𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌. 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝖺 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗌𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗉𝗋𝗂𝗏𝖺𝖼𝗒 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄𝗒𝖺𝗋𝖽𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗍 𝗒𝖺𝗋𝖽𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗇𝖺𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖾𝗇𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗒 𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌𝖼𝖺𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗀.

*fyi: I dont support p*rn culture at all and dont have any intended misogynistic undertones, im a firm believer of sex ed and believe its important to be discussed*

we've all read fanfictions of our s/o and probs have some nsfw on our script (shout out to my aces and aros I see you guys, feel free to stay for the vibes) like draco malfoy or cedric diggory going "good girl take it all in for me" or hermione granger calling you baby girl (EUGHH IM SO SORRY GUYS can you tell that this is my attempt at being relatable?)

welp this post is to help make those fantasies of yours come alive by showing you just how I incorporated sex ed and sexualities in my dr, we all need to learn somewhere and I doubt wizards in the 90s who read letters for entertainment are gonna have an inkling of what the human anatomy is without going through an incredibly uncomfy conversation with madame pomfrey or scouring dusty robotic textbooks on procreation.

I wanted to incorporate a bit of that 2000s slight chav british aesthetic cause its 2007 in my dr and I love the drama and teen angst that comes with it. yes we are all still very posh purebloods and huge nerds but also teens.

⋆˙⟡Wizarding Magazines. The wizarding version of playboys (busty and bewitched came off the top off my head) is sold in places like knockturn alley and nocturnal owl delivery catalogues that are smuggled by sneaky ahh students (fred and george make a pretty penny off of it)(lorenzo is talking about starting his own smuggle service too for the heck of it)(ofc ill enable) its a stepping stone into sexuality.

⋆˙⟡these magazines have a concealment charm and consist of multiple graphic moving pictures and 'videos'(essentially long running pictures) The photos wouldn't just be loops; they might react to the reader and wink.

⋆˙⟡These can be found or bought in knockturn ally smuggled via export or old copies may be passed around by friends. shady owl services etc may even smuggle them into school.

⋆˙⟡These magazines provide pages on protection, consent, sexual confidence, dirty talk, what to expect, and basic information. its pages of smut and a bunch of caricatures and pasted 'photos'

⋆˙⟡its essentially a contraband along with the firewhiskey or smokes and wizarding weed older students smuggle in, our way of collective teen rebellion.

⋆˙⟡There are lgbtqia+ magazines, there are vanilla ones, heavier ones but i scripted that it isnt brainrot and doesnt ever feature weird kinks/fetishes, non con, objectification etc.

⋆˙⟡Since the Wizarding World doesn't have algorithms or doom scrolling teens wouldn't get 'addicted' in the modern sense. We have to physically find, hide, smuggle, and wait for a magazine, which prevents the instant dopamine hit that causes modern issues. It’s more of a shared secret and tool than a 24/7 distraction.

⋆˙⟡these talk about positions and anatomy too. some versions have sonorous charms where the reader can hear the dirty talk and voices

⋆˙⟡18+ people can subscribe to them via nocturn owl services and madame pomfrey is always available to answer any queries if asked, she wont spill dw.

⋆˙⟡Highschool in hogwarts is actually like highschool, the drama, parties, fights, complex emotions, overachievers, sneaking out, sneaking boys or girls into dorm rooms, exam time stress, sneaking into the dorms of other houses, smuggling smokes or liquor, rivalry, humour, fashion, teasing etc.  people dont all have the personality of wet cardboard.

This one is a shorter one but I wanted to write this seperately because Its not talked about alot!!

You always find the right color foundation

your makeup never looks cake-y or cracked

you always know how to do your make up (you can do any style you want)

you never have bad hair days

your skin dosen’t get oily or pimples

your lips don’t chap

your clothes fit you perfectly, you could by a shirt a size that dosen’t come close to fitting you, but in the end it ends up your exact size

you carry an ethereal presence that people can’t explain

your presence stays with people

your always everyone’s favorite but no one would say it out loud

your make up never smudges

you can’t cry your make up off

you look good when you come out of water, even if you were shoved into a dirty lake, you still come out looking good

your b00bs don’t awkwardly voice when you run🙏🙏 if you’re a girl with big b00bs ofc

jane's nanny mcphee inspired dr. | there is something you should understand about the way I work.

when you need me, but do not want me, then I must stay......

......when you want me but no longer need me, then I have to go.